⚽ Soccer Match-day Thread (3 Viewers)

[B Maverick]

Owner of Joe-nly Hart

Bravo Bravo.  

 

[The Gator]

This game needs a West Ham goal 

 

[Eephus]

This game needs a West Ham goal 

that's a terrible pun

 

[Brady Marino]

This game needs a West Ham goal 

Carroll on my wayward son

There'll be Payet when you're gone

Lay your Reid-y head to rest

Don't you cry no Tore

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I feel like I'm still forever chasing the next Lovren & Schurrle.

You know, if Liverpool would sign Simon Kjaer, then the Kop would have Sane and Kjaer.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

what's ter staken Kafka so long to get in here and complain.

 

[B Maverick]

This game needs a West Ham goal 

Its Hammer Time!

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Its Hammer Time!

Jurgen regret saying that

 

[shader]

You know, if Liverpool would sign Simon Kjaer, then the Kop would have Sane and Kjaer.

I think you have the wrong Man-eh?

 

[Eephus]

Baby, I'ma Want Ayew

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Why do Chelsea games always devolve into card-fests?

3 bookings total in a half is a card fest now? 

 

[shader]

It's hazardous to your health to foul Chelsea in the box.

 

[B Maverick]

It's hazardous to your health to foul Chelsea in the box.

Argh just Fellaini me

 

[Sinn Fein]

3 bookings total in a half is a card fest now? 

Well, at the time it had been two cards in the first 20 minutes, and general douchebaggery by the team in Blue... 

 

[Kafka]

Owner of Joe-nly Hart

Gator.

 

[Kafka]

Well, at the time it had been two cards in the first 20 minutes, and general douchebaggery by the team in Blue... 

Get used to it, Juventini ####(e).

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Well, at the time it had been two cards in the first 20 minutes, and general douchebaggery by the team in Blue... 

Ah, understood yes,  the old douschebaggery rears it's ugliness. 2 cards each now, 12 fouls for the Hammers to Chelsea's 5. 

 

[Kafka]

Argh just Fellaini me

Is your avatar really you?  Ok.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Still a little too close to Eric Dier's one-man West End Vinnie Jones tribute show for a Spurs fan to be griping about Chelsea fouls, IMO. 

 

[Brady Marino]

Ah, understood yes,  the old douschebaggery rears it's ugliness. 2 cards each now, 12 fouls for the Hammers to Chelsea's 5. 

You Kante always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get Winston Reid.

 

[El Floppo]

You Kante always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get Winston Reid.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

You Kante always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get Winston Reid.

Dammit, I've been trying to complete that line for the last 90 minutes.  Well done.

 

[Brady Marino]

Dammit, I've been trying to complete that line for the last 90 minutes.  Well done.

 

 

[B Maverick]

Is your avatar really you?  Ok.

no, its my wife.  

 

[Sinn Fein]

what a ####

 

[B Maverick]

Ah, understood yes,  the old douschebaggery rears it's ugliness. 2 cards each now, 12 fouls for the Hammers to Chelsea's 5. 

And another game Costa should have been shown red but wasnt?

I dont know, didnt see it, just whats coming up on twitter: caught the keeper high and studs up.  

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Juan Cuadrado

you better come to your senses

You'll be sitting on benches

if you stay at the Bridge.

I know you're willing,

for Roman to own you.

But you better let Conte loan you,

LET CONTE LOAN YOU

you better let Conte loan you

Before you're playing for Cambridge.

 

[B Maverick]

Zlatan Doodle Dandy:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is a Swedish hero,

On a free from PSG he cost us f****** zero,

Six foot five, hard as f***, he gets the Reds excited,

Stick your City up your a***,

'Cause we are Man United.

 

[The Gator]

Zlatan Doodle Dandy:

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is a Swedish hero,

On a free from PSG he cost us f****** zero,

Six foot five, hard as f***, he gets the Reds excited,

Stick your City up your a***,

'Cause we are Man United.

2/10

 

[B Maverick]

Llllllloris, you cant touch this..... Cant touch this.  stop! Hammer time!

 

[Kafka]

no, its my wife.  

Even better.

 

[B Maverick]

Even better.

dislike! dislike! damn where is that button....

(all Payet on the Chelsea front?)

 

[Kafka]

Annddd.... that about wraps up the hard-hitting, insightful commentary from FBG's "Football Guys" on this weekend's futbol.  Well done, all.

 

[B Maverick]

and the Man who cant get red gets the game winner!!!!! unless WHU can score in Fergie time!

 

[The Gator]

stupid Masuaku

"hey, Collins. I know I'm merely feet from Costa and you're behind me, but I'm going to cover this wide guy and leave Costa free. KTNXBAI"

 

[B Maverick]

Did Costa just dive in the box?

and yes both Rooney and Mata dove yesterday.  Sad really.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Conte apparently finds Klopp's goal celebrations too sedate.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Hell of a knock down by Batshuayi, BTW.

 

[The Gator]

Conte apparently finds Klopp's goal celebrations too sedate.

I hope Chelsea doesn't ruin another manager I like 

 

[Kafka]

what's ter staken Kafka so long to get in here and complain.

It's ter lack of ter Latino conjugation-ter that.........................ter...........Va Fanculo! 

 

[Kafka]

Conte apparently finds Klopp's goal celebrations too sedate.

He's a Dago, let him be...

 

[CGRdrJoe]

It's ter lack of ter Latino conjugation-ter that.........................ter...........Va Fanculo! 

what the falcao did you just say?

 

[Sinn Fein]

And another game Costa should have been shown red but wasnt?

I dont know, didnt see it, just whats coming up on twitter: caught the keeper high and studs up.  

Could have easily been a straight red, or a second yellow.  Studs were up pretty high.  I think if had not already been on yellow, he would have been carded there.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Costa foul on Adrian

 

[gianmarco]

Costa foul on Adrian

Nobody I hate more in the EPL. 

 

[B Maverick]

Could have easily been a straight red, or a second yellow.  Studs were up pretty high.  I think if had not already been on yellow, he would have been carded there.

Costa foul on Adrian

At least a yellow, if not straight red.  Plus its on a keeper who draws fouls if you look at him funny or he runs into you.  

I am not sure whats more amazing, how often Costa escapes a red or Fellaini is put on the pitch?  Maybe they are sharing the naked pics of managers and refs?

 

[B Maverick]

At least a yellow, if not straight red.  Plus its on a keeper who draws fouls if you look at him funny or he runs into you.  

I am not sure whats more amazing, how often Costa escapes a red or Fellaini is put on the pitch?  Maybe they are sharing the naked pics of managers and refs?

Although Fellaini also seems to escape cards now and again.  But if he was on another team I wouldnt hate him as much as Costa.

 

[Kafka]

what the falcao did you just say?

No capisce? ....nah, nah......tu capisce.

 

[Kafka]

Could have easily been a straight red, or a second yellow.  Studs were up pretty high.  I think if had not already been on yellow, he would have been carded there.

Costa...such a beautiful "conte"...

 

[Kafka]

For intents & purposes..in this thread, Conte=####...####=All those who support Juve...

TL:dr: Conte=Sinn Fein