🐎 *OFFICIAL 2022 Horse Racing Extravaganza Traveling Road Show Thread - Life Gettin' Better At Big Sandy* 🐎 (1 Viewer)

[chet]

4 to win

4/6 EX box

4,6/3,4,6,8/4,6,8,10 Tri for some reason I forgot the 3 in 3rd need to fix that

4/6/8/3 super for a lotto ticket

I have a feeling they're going to need to call security because we will be taking money out of this place!

 

[Cowboysfan8]

anyone betting race 11?

8 for me

 

[McBokonon]

Went with the 3. 

 

[McBokonon]

I’m just saving all my wins for the Derby

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Well that sucked

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Some of this between race stuff by NBC totally sucks.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Some of these hats would make great birds nests.

 

[Judge Smails]

Let me know if anybody is hot, washed out or looks great. Can’t hear broadcast. Sort of a grab bag

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I was thinking instead of these hoity-toity British birds they need some trashy local like Ruth from Ozark “now when this ####s over stick around for the last 2 races to let traffic clear then ya wanna head over to Trixies”

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The Secret to Horse Betting:

Q: How do you make a small fortune in horse racing?

A: Start out with a large fortune.

 

[Harry Frogfish]

3, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12 TRI BOX.

And a nickel on TAIBA (12) straight.

Good luck to all!

 

[Willie Neslon]

$20 WP #17

3, 10/ 3, 7, 10/7, 8, 16, 17 $1 tri

 

[heckmanm]

3-6-10-12 box here 

 

[Punxsutawney Phil]

3/15

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Man I went from 0 to drunk pretty quick

 

[steeler6]

Going to go with 15/13. 2 horses that were bought for 90K total. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Most depressing theme song ever.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Let me know if anybody is hot, washed out or looks great. Can’t hear broadcast. Sort of a grab bag

Too busy showing drunken dudes 

 

[Zegras11]

3-6-10-12 box here 

GL.   I boxed 5/6/10/12

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Let me know if anybody is hot, washed out or looks great. Can’t hear broadcast. Sort of a grab bag

1 on his toes

3 looks telaxed

4 ran off for a bit

6 looks good

12 a lil juiced up

13 cool

16 a lil juiced

17 on toes

*im not great at horse body language 

 

[Punxsutawney Phil]

I'm going with Gathje!

 

[facook]

1 on his toes

3 looks telaxed

4 ran off for a bit

6 looks good

12 a lil juiced up

13 cool

16 a lil juiced

17 on toes

*im not great at horse body language 

17 wanted to hump his escort horse.

 

[General Malaise]

TVG SUCKS!!!!

 

[wikkidpissah]

Forty years ago next week i gave a leg-up to apprentice jockey Mike Smith, in his 2nd week down from long-defunct racetrack La Mesa Park, in a $2500 claiming race at now-defunct Santa Fe Downs. GL on the new superhorse, Mikey!

dunno what it means but Smile Happy,. who i've heard was washed-out in all four career races, is dry as a bone today.

 

[SoBeDad]

Oldest jockey is 56, Mike Smith. Do they really make a big difference?

 

[McBokonon]

6, 10,12,15/3,6,10,12,15/3,6,10,12,15 tri

Your welcome for my donation to the pool

 

[wikkidpissah]

Crown Prince looks just like paintings of Eclipse, ancestor of 98% of today's thoroughbreds

 

[QuizGuy66]

-QG

 

[SoBeDad]

Omg. 80 to 1.

 

[Zegras11]

holy ####

 

[QuizGuy66]

Dang it I just told my sister I was bummed I didn't bet on him cuz you don't get many chances to bet on a #21

-QG

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[McBokonon]

Gambling is bad.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Somebody pissed that horse off.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Rich Strike ran so fast because he wanted to get even with that escort pony.

-QG

 

[Willie Neslon]

That horse is juiced!

 

[McBokonon]

The announcer didn't even realize Rich Strike was in the race until it was clear he was gonna win.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Well, I put in all my fancy bets and the wife wanted 21 to show as the long shot with great late pace. Thankfully, I obliged.

 

[General Malaise]

I hate everything

 

[leftcoastguy7]

That horse is juiced!

It is definitely on some kind of drugs!

Did you see it attacking the attending horse?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The announcer didn't even realize Rich Strike was in the race until it was clear he was gonna win.

Mine that Bird 2.0

 

[joffer]

Watch him out of the gate.  that horse turned right.  unbelievable.

 

[SoBeDad]

That horse is juiced!

Hopefully legally juiced. After last year. Great story.

 

[wikkidpissah]

owners Walter White & Jesse Pinkman approach the winner's circle...

ETA: a now, grey-haired, white-goateed Pinkman raised the trophy defiantly over his head and yelled "Yo science, #####!"

 

[QuizGuy66]

The Superfecta is gonna pay a zillion bucks

-QG

 

[Willie Neslon]

Has a number 21 ever won?

 

[joffer]

owners Walter White & Jesse Pinkman approach the winner's circle...

Ehrmentraut casually slips out of the stable

 

[QuizGuy66]

I mean heck most of the betting articles didn't even have him cuz of the late addition.

-QG

 

[wikkidpissah]

they toured the south with this horse in order to cover up that he'd won his only Churchill start by 17 lenghts (yeah, it was a maiden claimer, but wtf?!). good work

 

[hagmania]

I love it. So awesome.