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10 things I didn't expect while on vacation in New York/NYC (1 Viewer)

spreagle

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1. Painted bewbs are OK in Times Square.

2. A short hispanic Captain America who doesn't speak english is OK in Times Square.

3. Some NYC hobos/bums ... whatever they call them ... have excellent schtick and they should be putting those talents to use elsewhere.

4. The Statue of Liberty designers should have made the spiral stairs to the crown a little wider to accommodate tourists. And two park rangers are necessary to guard the crown.

5. Grandma in New York thinks 15 dollars a bottle dandelion beer is a good deal.

6. My wife thinks 139 dollars/seat for a broadway play is a good deal.

7. Broadway actors are really good, almost worth 139.

8. Some people take selfies in front of the 911 memorial.

9. No matter how hard you try to hide it, NYC residents can spot Midwestern vacationers a mile away, and some will go far out of their way to help vacationers.

10. Now I know what a selfie stick is.

 
spreagle said:
1. Painted bewbs are OK in Times Square.

2. A short hispanic Captain America who doesn't speak english is OK in Times Square.

3. Some NYC hobos/bums ... whatever they call them ... have excellent schtick and they should be putting those talents to use elsewhere.

4. The Statue of Liberty designers should have made the spiral stairs to the crown a little wider to accommodate tourists. And two park rangers are necessary to guard the crown.

5. Grandma in New York thinks 15 dollars a bottle dandelion beer is a good deal.

6. My wife thinks 139 dollars/seat for a broadway play is a good deal.

7. Broadway actors are really good, almost worth 139.

8. Some people take selfies in front of the 911 memorial.

9. No matter how hard you try to hide it, NYC residents can spot Midwestern vacationers a mile away, and some will go far out of their way to help vacationers.

10. Now I know what a selfie stick is.
The best of everything is in NYC.

I've always thought NYC homeless do their job (begging/etc) better than most regular people in other places do theirs.

 

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