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100 brains are missing at University of Texas (1 Viewer)

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http://nypost.com/2014/12/03/100-brains-are-missing-at-the-university-of-texas/

100 brains are missing at University of Texas

AUSTIN, Texas The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.

One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.

We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we dont know at all for sure, psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman.

His co-curator, psychology Professor Lawrence Cormack, said, Its entirely possible word got around among undergraduates and people started swiping them for living rooms or Halloween pranks.

The Austin State Hospital had transferred the brains to the university about 28 years ago under a temporary possession agreement. Schallert said his psychology lab had room for only 100 brains, so the rest were moved to the basement of the universitys Animal Resources Center.

They are no longer in the basement, Cormack said.

The university said in a statement that it will investigate the circumstances surrounding this collection since it came here nearly 30 years ago and that its committed to treating the brain specimens with respect. It says the remaining brain specimens on campus are used as a teaching tool and carefully curated by faculty.

 
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http://nypost.com/2014/12/03/100-brains-are-missing-at-the-university-of-texas/

100 brains are missing at University of Texas

AUSTIN, Texas The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.

One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.

We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we dont know at all for sure, psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman.

His co-curator, psychology Professor Lawrence Cormack, said, Its entirely possible word got around among undergraduates and people started swiping them for living rooms or Halloween pranks.

The Austin State Hospital had transferred the brains to the university about 28 years ago under a temporary possession agreement. Schallert said his psychology lab had room for only 100 brains, so the rest were moved to the basement of the universitys Animal Resources Center.

They are no longer in the basement, Cormack said.

The university said in a statement that it will investigate the circumstances surrounding this collection since it came here nearly 30 years ago and that its committed to treating the brain specimens with respect. It says the remaining brain specimens on campus are used as a teaching tool and carefully curated by faculty.
That's a pretty good assumption. Very unlikely that the brains got up and left on their own.

 
Some poor sap is going to surprised when he comes back to his dorm room from an extended Thanksgiving break. :yes:

 
squistion said:
We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we dont know at all for sure, psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman.

His co-curator, psychology Professor Lawrence Cormack, said, Its entirely possible word got around among undergraduates and people started swiping them for living rooms or Halloween pranks.
Well there we have it. So obvious, all of Cormack's friends have them on their living room mantles. Just blame the undergraduates.

 
The brains have been found

(Serious update and not a .gif, BTW.)
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Missing brains mystery solved at the University of Texas

Those missing brains from the University of Texas at Austin? They've been found in San Antonio.

After several news stories appeared Wednesday about 100 brains vanishing from the college, someone called from the University of Texas in San Antonio to say the 100 specimens in glass jars full of formaldehyde were just fine, and they'd been at the school for years.

One is thought to belong to Whitman, who shot to death 16 people, including his mother and his wife, with a high-powered rifle as he fired from the 307-foot clock tower on campus. The former Marine was killed by police.

"They have the brains," psychology professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Los Angeles Times. "They read a media report of the missing brains and they called to say, 'We got those brains!'''

 
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Seems a little silly to hold onto Whitman's brain in this day and age. I say we fry it up and let people 'sample' it, if you will.

 
The brains have been found

(Serious update and not a .gif, BTW.)
Update to the update: UTSA says it doesn't have missing brains

Brains still missing!
Oh noes! Had to change the title back to the original. From the above link:

UTSA says it doesn't have missing brains

A report that the University of Texas at Austin had located its missing brains at a sister campus in San Antonio appears to have been incorrect, a university spokesman said Wednesday.

"We have no reason to believe that the brains are at The University of Texas at San Antonio," Joe Izbrand, a spokesman for the San Antonio campus, said via email.

 
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