2013 orange dot count (1 Viewer)

[streets]

So what was your count this year? Orange dot only please.

 

[Warrior]

Can't remember which was orange :(

 

[Clown Car]

Had a slow start after a miscarriage in December last year, so not much action in January and February. But then got back on pace, ending the year with a total of 77.

 

[Sabertooth]

I'm going to track this year. Do you track how many times you get shot down?

 

[ZenMaster]

106 orange

41 blue

1 brown

 

[Brunell4MVP]

64 orange

31 blue

3 brown

 

[culdeus]

106 orange

41 blue

1 brown

Bottom?

 

[mr roboto]

Around 100 orange, 80% of the time incorporating some blue. Probably 5 brown, although we've decided to not do that much anymore.

 

[AcerFC]

We need a dot tracker app.

 

[tri-man 47]

Can't remember which was orange :(

Me either. But I can fairly cover a couple of options by answering "a handful."

 

[Ray Karpis]

My calendar is at the office...I'll have to update tomorrow. I'll be interested to see 2013 vs. 2012...seems like the #s are down but who knows.

 

[FUBAR]

First half of the year was something like 90 Orange, 10 blue, 4 Brown

2nd half

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Congrats on ####### your wives

 

[Tom Servo]

Congrats on ####### your wives

 

[Sinn Fein]

I wonder how many dots the wives collected.

 

[Warrior]

I wonder how many brown dots the wives collected.

 

[jamny]

Don't keep track but it was a great year.

 

[Insein]

Orange 5

Blue been 0'fer since 2001

Yea life sucks when you have 3 year old twins and the wife lost all sexual drive.

 

[Ray Karpis]

90 by July?!

FML.

 

[GOB]

Orange 5

Blue been 0'fer since 2001

Yea life sucks when you have 3 year old twins and the wife lost all sexual drive.

Oof that sucks.

 

[pizzatyme]

100+ orange

25+ Blue

1 Brown tip

 

[Sarnoff]

Low count due to breakup really early in the year. Took a bit to find a new girl. Good news is she's up for breaking all records this year... already got 2 orange & 1 blue so far in 2014.

 

[Michael Brown]

Around 100 orange, 80% of the time incorporating some blue. Probably 5 brown, although we've she's decided to not do that much anymore.

Fixed

 

[ajm27501]

86, 2014 will be a down year as one of those 86 was fertile. Bad news for the purposes of this thread I suppose.

 

[McGarnicle]

0 orange

1 blue (my birthday)

366 brown (daily, and one extra on her birthday)

Being married to me is like being ####ed in the ### on a daily basis.

 

[Ray Karpis]

2013 (2012)

O - 47 (44)

B - 23 (23)

How is that for consistent mediocrity?

ETA:

Blues were of the HJ variety.

 

[pollardsvision]

2013 (2012)

O - 47 (44)

B - 23 (23)

How is that for consistent mediocrity?

ETA:

Blues were of the HJ variety.

Nothing wrong with a nice old-fashioned.

 

[ZenMaster]

106 orange

41 blue

1 brown

Bottom?

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

 

[gadkins]

Are the blue dots to completion?

 

[Ned]

Yep, still creepy.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I don't understand how you guys bang the same thing so many times.

No way I could do this.

 

[pizzatyme]

My wife is sexy as #### and very giving in bed.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't understand how you guys bang the same thing so many times.

No way I could do this.

How's that working out for ya?

 

[Arizona Ron]

I don't understand how you guys bang the same thing so many times.

No way I could do this.

How's that working out for ya?

The variety makes up for the added drama...most days...

 

[17seconds]

Congrats on ####### your wives

you say that like it's easy

 

[Steeler]

Congrats on ####### your wives

you say that like it's easy

 

[Uwe Blab]

Always wondered what your wives' happy-time attitudes are when it comes to colds and the like. Looking back, our numbers are much lower than I'd like and much of it comes from the fact that with little kids, one of us is bound to have something at any given point the entire winter. HUGE dry spells from late Oct. until April because of this and it sucks.

Do you avoid mouth to mouth, altogether? Wife needs that always to get things going. Surgical masks? Long, cold winter, indeed. :(

 

[doowain]

You guys are ####### odd.

 

[Keerock]

You guys are ####### odd.

She's not that odd, really.

 

[17seconds]

I don't understand how you guys bang the same thing so many times.

No way I could do this.

How's that working out for ya?

The variety makes up for the added drama...most days...

See I can't handle that.. the drama. It has to be really damn good for it to be worth it. But I mostly don't like dealing with people in general either, so there's that. Moving from one to another is much easier for more social/extroverted guys I'm sure.

 

[shadyridr]

I don't understand how you guys bang the same thing so many times.

No way I could do this.

My wife is an animal in the sack. She may not come close to an offdee 10 but she makes up for it in many ways. She still curls my toes.

But yeah keeping track of this is just weird.

 

[doowain]

You guys are ####### odd.

She's not that odd, really.

Seriously though...what is the point of this? Keeping track of this is what chicks and dorks in high school do.

Dork 1: "DUDE I TOUCHED A BOOB TODAY!"

Dork 2: "Big deal, I've touched 7 and a half this year..."

 

[Michael Brown]

"...yes, and three quarters of a blow job, but who's COUNTING???"

 

[Ray Karpis]

For the naysayers...we're doing science in here.

As I discussed in last year's axed thread, this started out in response to my wife's claims that we had sex just as much as anyone else and that no married people like us really had sex more than once a week.

 

[doowain]

For the naysayers...we're doing science in here.

As I discussed in last year's axed thread, this started out in response to my wife's claims that we had sex just as much as anyone else and that no married people like us really had sex more than once a week.

Let me save you the trouble of gathering and compiling all of the data in here....your wife just isn't that into you.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

You may not want to use this as an argument in your favor - but both aged 45.

3 orange

0 blue

0 brown

It was a pretty lean year in the MKIA household, but someone needed to be the statistical outlier. It's science, baby.

 

[culdeus]

Was on a tear of going every other day and b2b on weekends plus doubleheaders when the kids were away. Then december came and a plague hit and started the longest dry spell of the year (6 days followed by another 6 day layoff). Probably set a new annual PR this year even with that and would have been untouchable had we not gone on the DL.

Didn't keep track but I'd say at least 160 orange, 5 blue, 3 brown, 5 red.

 

[shadyridr]

You may not want to use this as an argument in your favor - but both aged 45.

3 orange

0 blue

0 brown

It was a pretty lean year in the MKIA household, but someone needed to be the statistical outlier. It's science, baby.

How do marriages last like this? I dont get it. Id flat out tell my wife Im getting strange somewhere else if this was my frequency.

 

[D in the D]

Was on a tear of going every other day and b2b on weekends plus doubleheaders when the kids were away. Then december came and a plague hit and started the longest dry spell of the year (6 days followed by another 6 day layoff). Probably set a new annual PR this year even with that and would have been untouchable had we not gone on the DL.

Didn't keep track but I'd say at least 160 orange, 5 blue, 3 brown, 5 red.

Pretty good considering opportunties like that dont just show up every day.

 

[E Street Brat]

What if you have two #####?