**2015 MLB Season Thread: This is how the chapter ends (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

Toronto's offense is ridiculous.

 

[Zigg]

Toronto's offense is ridiculous.

So is Boston's D. But in a different kind of way.

 

[Northern Voice]

It would be so incredibly sweet to see a Jays sweep lead to the Red Sox firing Farrell from his "dream job".

 

[Capella]

It would be so incredibly sweet to see a Jays sweep lead to the Red Sox firing Farrell from his "dream job".

They're considering firing him? He just won a title with that shiit bunch in 2013?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Francisco Lindor gets his first hit which should have been an easy double, but Lindor falls rounding first and is held to a single. He then points at Miguel Cabrera like Miggy tripped him, and Miggy wasn't within ten feet of him. Some good moxy shown by the kid.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Toronto's offense is ridiculous.

It doesn't seem fair right now. 90 runs in their 11 game win streak.

 

[Northern Voice]

Toronto's offense is ridiculous.

So is Boston's D. But in a different kind of way.

Pedroia really battling nature on this one:

http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2015/6/14/8778951/gif-dustin-pedroia-mercilessly-attacked-by-blue-jays

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Aroldis Chapman, while warming up in the bullpen, let loose with a wild throw that nailed the 1st base umpire right in the back.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Aroldis Chapman, while warming up in the bullpen, let loose with a wild throw that nailed the 1st base umpire right in the back.

Wow. Can't wait to see the video of this.Glad it was a warmup throw. A live four-seamer might have killed the ump.

 

[larch]

Bud Black has been fired by the Padres.

 

[Eephus]

Bud Black has been fired by the Padres.

Lloyd McClendon is the only black manager in the majors now

 

[rodg12]

Aroldis Chapman, while warming up in the bullpen, let loose with a wild throw that nailed the 1st base umpire right in the back.

Wow. Can't wait to see the video of this.Glad it was a warmup throw. A live four-seamer might have killed the ump.

Has video of this surfaced?

 

[the moops]

good to see callaspo continues to get playing time over guerrero.

####### mattingly

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bud Black has been fired by the Padres.

Of course, because it's his fault.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

good to see callaspo continues to get playing time over guerrero.

####### mattingly

Well Guerrero did lose part of an ear last year, maybe he's not the best clubhouse guy or something. Can't be anything but that really, him not playing over Turner or Alberto ####### Callaspo has no other explanation.

 

[shadyridr]

Carter Capps is insane

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Buxton's first MLB hit is a triple, apropos.

 

[pantagrapher]

Carter Capps is insane

He's putting up Betances/Boxberger/WadeDavis caliber numbers. Love it.

 

[shadyridr]

God Im praying the AL All Star starting lineup has 8 KC Royals in it.

 

[fdas2]

Aroldis Chapman, while warming up in the bullpen, let loose with a wild throw that nailed the 1st base umpire right in the back.

Wow. Can't wait to see the video of this.Glad it was a warmup throw. A live four-seamer might have killed the ump.

Has video of this surfaced?

It bounced off the ground, popped up and caught the ump in the small of the back. He was fine.

 

[Don Quixote]

Cards being investigated by FBI: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/sports/baseball/st-louis-cardinals-hack-astros-fbi.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=0

 

[pantagrapher]

Whoa.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Cards being investigated by FBI: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/sports/baseball/st-louis-cardinals-hack-astros-fbi.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=0

Does this mean they might be banned from the playoffs?

 

[MattFancy]

Best hackers in baseball?

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Getting the feeling that over the next few months I'm going to learn a lot about what it's like to be a Patriots fan.

 

[Wrigley]

Getting the feeling that over the next few months I'm going to learn a lot about what it's like to be a Patriots fan.

Devils magic my ###

 

[Don Quixote]

Now is a good time to check out this Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Getting the feeling that over the next few months I'm going to learn a lot about what it's like to be a Patriots fan.

Devils magic my ###

If the league finds out about the transmitters inside the batting helmets used to tell the hitters the pitch call and location, the team is ####ed.

 

[shadyridr]

"We gave the guy the nickname The Hacker because he always fouled us during our pickup basketball games"

 

[Doctor Detroit]

God Im praying the AL All Star starting lineup has 8 KC Royals in it.

So the AL loses and doesn't get homefield in the WS?

 

[Balco]

What a joke if 8 kc players start.

 

[shadyridr]

God Im praying the AL All Star starting lineup has 8 KC Royals in it.

So the AL loses and doesn't get homefield in the WS?

just to prove what a sham the whole thing is

 

[Wrigley]

"We gave the guy the nickname The Hacker because he always fouled us during our pickup basketball games"

Perfect

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Getting the feeling that over the next few months I'm going to learn a lot about what it's like to be a Patriots fan.

Probably.

 

[MattFancy]

"We gave the guy the nickname The Hacker because he always fouled us during our pickup basketball games"

Shut it down

 

[Good Posting Judge]

God Im praying the AL All Star starting lineup has 8 KC Royals in it.

So the AL loses and doesn't get homefield in the WS?

just to prove what a sham the whole thing is

In my kids' preschool class, they got a hamster. They all took a vote to name it, and because all of the boys voted together, the hamster was dubbed "Skylander", which beat out a disparate group of female-sponsored suggestions.

The point? You gotta live together, or you die alone. Also on Friday the class goon kicked the hamster ball while was rolling around. RIP Skylander.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Didn't see that Steven Souza, 0-0, 5 BB game coming.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Cashner and Gio are the same pitcher. Sky's the limit talent, 2 cent brain.

 

[Billy Bats]

Can we just send the entire Phillies team to double A? They should be demoted a couple leagues for this dumpster fire of a team.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can we just send the entire Phillies team to double A? They should be demoted a couple leagues for this dumpster fire of a team.

                  W-L  ERA WHIPNate Cornejo      6-17 4.67 1.51J Bonderman(R)    6-19 5.56 1.55Mike Maroth       9-21 5.73 1.45Adam Bernero      1-12 6.08 1.44Gary Knotts       3-8  6.04 1.65

 

[Doctor Detroit]

David Woodley hits Jimmy Cefalo on a 45 yard post for a TD, Woody Bennett runs in the 2 pointer to make it 8-0 Phins.

Later, a Uwe von Schamann field goal puts the Phins up 11-0.

 

[the moops]

Can we just send the entire Phillies team to double A? They should be demoted a couple leagues for this dumpster fire of a team.

W-L ERA WHIPNate Cornejo 6-17 4.67 1.51J Bonderman(R) 6-19 5.56 1.55Mike Maroth 9-21 5.73 1.45Adam Bernero 1-12 6.08 1.44Gary Knotts 3-8 6.04 1.65

Yea, but Dmitri Young was a beast

 

[Billy Bats]

Jeff Francoeur is headed to the Phillies' bullpen.

9:07pm - 16 Jun 15

Oh this is gone be good.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Jeff Francoeur is headed to the Phillies' bullpen.

9:07pm - 16 Jun 15

Oh this is gone be good.

Awesome on the first batter. Hit 89 MPH and his pitches have a little sink and tail to them.

Graphic said he pitched in 8 games last year at AAA El Paso. Not sure why he couldn't pitch more regularly on this team.

 

[shadyridr]

Jeff Francoeur is headed to the Phillies' bullpen.

9:07pm - 16 Jun 15

Oh this is gone be good.

whats going ontonight? 3 different position players pitched in 2 games

 

[Long Ball Larry]

watched a bit more during halftime. He actually does throw a few different pitches and gets a fair amount of movement and changes speeds a bit. And keeps the ball down for he most part. This is not really an ordinary position player pitching outing.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

at Nolan Reimold taking a semi-close pitch from Frenchy at 3-2 with 2 outs in the 8th inning of a 19-3 game.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

David Woodley hits Jimmy Cefalo on a 45 yard post for a TD, Woody Bennett runs in the 2 pointer to make it 8-0 Phins.

Later, a Uwe von Schamann field goal puts the Phins up 11-0.

Big day all around the league. Bert Jones and Lydell Mitchell filled up the stat sheet. Ken Houston and Chris Hanburger both picked off Steve Spurrier and took it back to the house for the TAINT.

 

[MattFancy]

So the Phillies can't be a real team, right?

Did you guys see Sandberg was trying to call to the bullpen to get Francouer out, but the bullpen phone was off the hook lol

 

[fred_1_15301]

So the Phillies can't be a real team, right?

Did you guys see Sandberg was trying to call to the bullpen to get Francouer out, but the bullpen phone was off the hook lol

Utley didn't seem too happy with those shenanigans.