2016 Cakeleeg ***OFFICIAL*** - 2017 draft starting soon (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

28 roster spots + 2 DL. 1300 max IP.

Starting lineup requirements: C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, 5 OF, 2 UTIL

Wait, you don't have to start a pitcher?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wait, you don't have to start a pitcher?

9 P spots.

Feel free not to start a pitcher.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

9 P spots.

Feel free not to start a pitcher.

But Shukie doesn't have a pitcher spot listed

 

[Mr. Pickles]

But Shukie doesn't have a pitcher spot listed

You don't have to start a pitcher.  You don't have to start anyone, for that matter.

 

[Capella]

Bob paid, yes? 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You don't have to start a pitcher.  You don't have to start anyone, for that matter.

Thanks for the help.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob paid, yes? 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My team so far.  I drafted Holliday to take the CI spot but he's listed as OF only.  Looks like he has to start 5 games a 1B to be eligible. <_<


SLB Team


 


 


 


 


 


C 


KCR


Salvador Perez


1B 


LAD


Adrian Gonzalez


2B 


HOU


Jose Altuve


SS 


TOR


Troy Tulowitzki


3B 


SEA


Kyle Seager


CI 


 


 


MI


STL


Kolten Wong


OF 


SDP


Matt Kemp


OF 


TBR


Corey Dickerson


OF 


STL


Matt Holliday


OF


 


 


OF 


 


 


U 


SF


Brandon Crawford


U 


 


 


P


ARI


Zack Greinke


P


STL


Adam Wainwright


P 


NYY


Masahiro Tanaka


P 


ARI


Shelby Miller


P 


 


 


P 


 


 


P 


 


 


P 


 


 


P 


 


 


B 


 


 


B 


 


 


B 


 


 


B 


 


 


B 


 


 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I like the punting saves strategy. 

 

[General Malaise]

Was waiting to take Turner with my next pick.

I had Iglesias  typed out and went with uber reliable Smyly instead since he's a known commodity.  Farts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like the punting saves strategy. 

I keep meaning to draft relief pitchers.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

@Fat Drunk and Stupiddon't forget to text @Bogart

 

[General Malaise]

2/5 of the relief pitchers drafted so far will not be closing games by June.  Actually actually true.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I keep meaning to draft relief pitchers.

I don't see the point.

 

[Capella]

2/5 of the relief pitchers drafted so far will not be closing games by June.  Actually actually true.

50%

 

[Chemical X]

Chem Ex, how come no cappucino after breakfast while in Italy?  Also, my wife has a really bad back and plans on wearing athletic shoes while site seeing.  Is she going to be considered a power hoosier?

cappuccino is before 10a only.  cultural thing.  may i suggest macchiato?  

 

[Mr. Pickles]

X, if you want to send me your pick for AOD, go for it.  

 

[St. Louis Bob]

cappuccino is before 10a only.  cultural thing.  may i suggest macchiato?  

Got it, thanks.  Figured that it was something like that.  How about my wife wearing sneakers?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I dunno, it feels like we're slowing down in here.

 

[Capella]

Lol. If we were going any slower we'd be going backwards. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

cappuccino is before 10a only.  cultural thing.  may i suggest macchiato?  

Got it, thanks.  Figured that it was something like that.  How about my wife wearing sneakers?

They'll think she's German. 

 

[fdas2]

@Fat Drunk and Stupiddon't forget to text @Bogart

Like I have his number. LOL

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Unless they are orthopedic sneakers, then they'll know she's American. 

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Like I have his number. LOL

Isn't it in the Google doc?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Lol. If we were going any slower we'd be going backwards. 

On the bright side we'll start the day tomorrow with Cosjobs and Socal, so everyone can just relax. 

 

[shuke]

who the #### is ####### with the google sheet?

 

[fdas2]

I was attempting to review the google doc and make a pick, but a squad of shitdicks decided to #### with it.  So, Bogart will be home in a while. He'll pick.

Wait, nerds.

 

[shuke]

I was attempting to review the google doc and make a pick, but a squad of shitdicks decided to #### with it.  So, Bogart will be home in a while. He'll pick.

Wait, nerds.

In your "attempt to review", you deleted all the lines.

#######.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Neat draft, guys.

 

[fdas2]

In your "attempt to review", you deleted all the lines.

#######.

so, opening and looking at it deleted everything.  sure.

 

[shuke]

so, opening and looking at it deleted everything.  sure.

You weren't the one that applied the filters and sorted for your team?  I'm on a conference call and was watching it happen real time.

 

[shuke]

I fixed it.  Quit ####### with it.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Anonymous hedgehog has killed the sheets. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Someone might want to save that

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yes, please don't sort.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Someone might want to save that

 

[Peyton Marino]

excel can be daunting

 

[Capella]

You weren't the one that applied the filters and sorted for your team?  I'm on a conference call and was watching it happen real time.

best league 

 

[RnR]

excel can be daunting

This is exactly why PieSheet is on lock down with password protection. Can't have FDAS ####### it up.

 

[shuke]

Wait, you don't have to start a pitcher?

Sorry, 9 pitching slots.

 

[Capella]

boss: So shuke what are you thoughts on the end of quarter two projections? Will your team meet goal (insert other corporate dooshery here)





shuke: what the #### is fat drunk and stupid doing? Now we won't know who drafted Domingo Santiago. 





boss: what's that?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

excel can be daunting

This is exactly why PieSheet is on lock down with password protection. Can't have FDAS ####### it up.

That's not the fun way, and why Pie still lags behind the senior circuit of Cake. 

 

[fdas2]

I didn't delete the doc.  I was looking at who we had drafted and everything disappeared, but whatever.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Now charvik's site is toast. GREAT. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Now charvik's site is toast. GREAT. 

Happens all the time, it'll be right as rain in 2.5 days or less. 

 

[shuke]

I didn't delete the doc.  I was looking at who we had drafted and everything disappeared, but whatever.

Use white-out next time.

 

[Bogart]

I'm here. Give me a min.

 

[shuke]

So, how about that pick @Fat Drunk and Stupid?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I blame Parma John.  Get Studs in here. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

This is exactly why PieSheet is on lock down with password protection. Can't have FDAS ####### it up.

i added a pivot table to the doc.  it's pretty slick.