2018 MLB Regular Season Thread! Current thread batting average: .420 (4 Viewers)

[Doctor Detroit]

Roughned Odor is just bad at baseball 

 

[jamny]

Roughned Odor is just bad at baseball 

He stinks.

:softball:

 

[Epic Problem]

I'm going to be honest here. I don't think there's a sun hot enough to launch Andrew Heaney into

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Are the Phils ever going to get around to putting Hoskins on the DL?

Love,

Area Yahoo who needs to make roster move

 

[Epic Problem]

The Rays are like the opposite of Major League. Instead the players getting rid of pieces of clothes on the cardboard cutout of the owner for each win, the owner removes a player for each win. 

 

[JaxBill]

Kershaw is topping out at 89 -90 . Is this  the new normal? His off speed stuff seems to gave decent movement.

 

[Epic Problem]

Smoltz has qualified for the US Senior Open 

 

[Epic Problem]

Just thought I'd let everyone know that Lauren Shehadi looks fantastic this morning.

:sameasiteverwas: 

 

[Hilts]

Kershaw is topping out at 89 -90 . Is this  the new normal? His off speed stuff seems to gave decent movement.

He's hurt again. His back acted up. It was a run, Clayton.

 

[Kraft...]

Where will Hanley land  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

In the past 365 days, Jose Ramirez has 40 homers, 60 doubles, 5 triples, and 118 runs scored. 

 

[Wrigley]

In the past 365 days, Jose Ramirez has 40 homers, 60 doubles, 5 triples, and 118 runs scored. 

That’s good, right? 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

That’s good, right? 

Yeah. Here is one that isn’t so good: in his last 123 plate appearances, Javier Baez has one walk. 

 

[Wrigley]

Yeah. Here is one that isn’t so good: in his last 123 plate appearances, Javier Baez has one walk. 

Lol

whay are his other vitals 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Lol

whay are his other vitals 

Which number is higher?

paul goldscmidt games played + RBI+HR or Joey Gallo Ks? 

Spoiler

Gallo 84-80

 

[Wrigley]

Which number is higher?

paul goldscmidt games played + RBI+HR or Joey Gallo Ks? 

Spoiler

Gallo 84-80

I really meant whay

edit: this place sucks 

 

[Wrigley]

https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI?t=14s

What?

im stoned 

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Wow.  Cards-bucs tied 2-2 in the bottom of the 9th. Cards tv shows a package of their walk off hrs this year.  They put up the fact that kolten Wong (leading off the inning  has 3 walk off hrs in his career.  I’m thinking,ok Great guys, sure sure anything can happen.

boom, he knocks it right out of the park for the win.  St. Louis really does have some black magic.

 

[shadyridr]

Good thing the Orioles gave Chris Davis all that money instead of Manny. 

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Good thing the Orioles gave Chris Davis all that money instead of Manny. 

Yeah but at least the contract only has 19 years left.

 

[shadyridr]

Good thing Sox cut Ramirez to call up Pedroia 

 

[Epic Problem]

Dave Roberts continues to be infuriating. Maeda through 6 at just 82 pitches, given up 1 run on 4 hits, Marlins 6-7-8 due up in top of 7th, his spot due up 3rd in the bottom half of the frame and he pulls him.

There is nothing here that makes baseball sense. 

I don’t care how much the guy is struggling, sitting Bellinger for 2 of 3 games in Colorado is complete bull####

 

[Billy Bats]

Overheard from Jessica Mendoza:

“He’ll give you a fatty”

 

 

[E-Z Glider]

MLB Draft tonight! Who's excite! 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

MLB Draft tonight! Who's excite! 

so you know what your next young savior looks like:

http://m.mlb.com/prospects/2018?list=draft

 

[Eephus]

so you know what your next young savior looks like:

http://m.mlb.com/prospects/2018?list=draft

Whole lotta Caucasians

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Whole lotta Caucasians

To be fair, most pictures of Jesus show him as a white dude.

 

[Eephus]

To be fair, most pictures of Jesus show him as a white dude.

He was about the same shade as Matty and Felipe

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Phillies are minus 10 runs saved when shifting. Pirates are second worst in baseball -1. Lol 

 

[shadyridr]

Phillies are minus 10 runs saved when shifting. Pirates are second worst in baseball -1. Lol 

I thought Gabe Kapler was a genius

 

[Wrigley]

so you know what your next young savior looks like:

http://m.mlb.com/prospects/2018?list=draft

Kumar Rocker for the name win 

 

[NREC34]

Kumar Rocker for the name win 

Seth Beer says “hold my Beer”

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Warwick Saupold is the current leader in the coolest named player ranking. 

 

[jamny]

Kumar Rocker for the name win 

John's kid?  

 

[shadyridr]

Kumar Rocker for the name win 

Seth Beer says “hold my Beer”

Warwick Saupold is the current leader in the coolest named player ranking. 

Owen Sharts is the clear winner

 

[strykerpks]

Seth Beer says “hold my Beer”

The fact that we didn't get to see a "Brewers draft Beer" headline is most disappointing.

 

[tommyGunZ]

Greatest Padre highlight in franchise history

 

[Epic Problem]

Don't forget about Clay Buchholz

 

 

[Eephus]

Don't forget about Clay Buchholz

 

Four straight quality starts including 9 and 7 Ks in the last two. 

Health has always the biggest issue with Buchholz but consistency comes in second.  I've ridden this roller coaster before.

 

[Eephus]

Daniel Hudson gets the start today for the Dodgers.  I'd forgotten that he was a solid SP for Arizona in 2011 before his elbow injuries.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Daniel Hudson gets the start today for the Dodgers.  I'd forgotten that he was a solid SP for Arizona in 2011 before his elbow injuries.

Who was the Hudson who started last night?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

hmm, so he has pitched in relief the past 3 days and now he gets the start.

 

[Eephus]

Who was the Hudson who started last night?

Tim?

Charles?

Orlando?

Baseball has gotten as weird as politics

 

[Eephus]

KC traded Jon Jay to Arizona for a couple of minor league pitchers, one of whom is an 18 year old Dominican named Elvis Luciano.

Jay is kind of redundant with Jarrod Dyson although he handles LHP better than either Dyson or David Peralta

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Tim?

Charles?

Orlando?

Baseball has gotten as weird as politics

Charles Hudson would be awesome.

Honestly, when I saw Hudson on the mound for Dodgers last night, I thought that it was going to be Tim.

 

[Kraft...]

Mets should fire their entire pitching organization, constant injuries there. I know they are common across the league but Mets pitching injuries seem excessive. 

 

[Epic Problem]

Mets should fire their entire pitching organization, constant injuries there. I know they are common across the league but Mets pitching injuries seem excessive. 

Angels say hello

 

[JaxBill]

John's kid?  

Son of tracy Rocker ex Auburn LB. 

 

[JaxBill]

So how long after TJ surgery can you DH? Just spitballing.

 

[Don Quixote]

Strasburg just got pulled after two.  He was rolling his shoulder and not looking right.