Dr. Octopus
Footballguy
Hey everyone @Kiddnets @mphtrilogy @TLEF316 @NYRAGE @rockaction @jwb @Ridcully @Sweet Love and others, sorry but I have to start up a new 2018 thread as the old one ( https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/764752-2018-new-york-jets-the-christian-hackenberg-era-begins/#comment-20856717 ) somehow got corrupted for me when using my laptop - not sure what happened. I'd appreciate it if we could use this one going forward.
I'm cautiously optimistic heading into 2018. Jets have a ton of cap space, some high draft picks and for better or worse stability at HC and GM positions.
A History of thread Titles:
The Christian Hackenberg Era Begins
Jets Flirting with a Cousins
Jet fan feels a disturbance in the Force as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror that the team signed Sam Bradford
Austin, .....wait.
Jets still have $90MM left in their "Rainy Day Fund"
Jets' fans look at the Cleveland Browns with envy
Te- Te- Te- Teddy and the Jets
Big Mac Super Sizes Jets' Draft Pick, While Hoping The Browns Be The Browns
Mac and Bowles Trying to Decide Which Young QB They Want to Ruin
Jets @ Detroit in Week 1 on Monday Night while the Nation watches THE VOICE
Jets Take Circuitous and Fortuitous Route in Sucking For Sam
Hackenberg Heading To The Black Hole (Which Coincidently Is Also The Nickname For His Football IQ)
Darnold Turns 21...Reads Up On Jets' History...Heads Out To Buy Some Alcohol
Snoopy Bowl Time!....It's Not a Hip-Hop Slang Term for Smoking Ganja
"And then downtown boys, they sure talk gritty It's so hard to be a saint in the city"
Darnold gets his only career interception out of the way early
Josh Gordon Fakes Drug Relapse So That He Doesn't Have to Face New Jack City
After Loss to the Browns, Jets Petition Goodell to Add Rutgers to Their Schedule
The Good News Is The Jets Are Tied With The Pats After 3 Weeks, The Bad News Is...
Doug Marrone (Worse Than Hitler)
After Careful Consideration The Jets Decide Not To Release Darnold
Doug Marrone Meet Karma, She's A #####
Bears, Beets and Battlestar Gallactica
Jets Taking Their (Lack Of) Talents to South Beach
Jets To Dress Their WRs in Bills Jerseys This Sunday To Help Darnold Find Them Easier
Move over Brady versus Rodgers, we have McCown versus Barkley at Metlife this wee
Bowles Using The Bye Week To Update His Resume
Jets saving Darnold for the more important games later in the year.
#### this ####
When the pressure is off late in the season, you can count on the Jets to win meaningless games
What is this strange feeling? It is, hope.
Who Will Cook the Dinner?
It's All 'Bout the Gase, 'Bout the Gase, no MattRhule
Gase has his Eyes on the Prize
Will Le'Veon Bell Don the Green and White Again?
Leaving only Bell of lightning and its thunder
Mac secretly releived he can not possibly mess up the Jets' second round pick this year
All Your Williams Are Belong to Us
Welcome to Jimmy Sexton's World
Our GM can beat up your GM
Big Mac bigger flop than McDLT
Not Even Joe Namath Contracted Mono
Falk and Fales to Fall and Fail until Sammy comes back
Sam Darnold: "I don't want to die" - the wussification of America on full display.
Rich Kotite getting nervous about losing his title as worst HC of the NYJ ever.
Sammy beats Mono and the Clap(per) in one fell swoop.
What does Sam Darnold and Cole Sear have in common?
Gase is playing Candyland while everyone else is playing Checkers.
Woody Johnson asks Trump for an Executive Order placing the Jets into the NFC East.
Who says New Yorkers are not friendly? Jets are always willing to give your team it's first win.
An Unkindness of Ravens
Gase's Last Stand
The Jets Killed Carl
Woody Pulls a Boner
Will CBS pipe in “Fire Gase” chants during next week’s broadcast?
Metlife turf puts up more fight than the Jets
Release the Flacco!
Gase feverishly drawing up next game plan for his team not to execute properly
With Bell's release the coaching staff can finally evaluate Frank Gore's future with the team
Gase lays out his 10-Step plan, but Jets' fans are more familiar with 12-Step plans.
Trevor Lawrence getting prepared for how he'll feel every Monday in 2021, sick.
Nick Folk Hero
Frank Gore feels "like he's 35" after relaxing bye week.
Jags, "We''ll see your Joe Flacco and raise you a Mike Glennon". The tank-off is on!!!
Gase doesn't want to give away too much information for a "competitive disadvantage." (Sometimes the joke just writes itself)
Week 1 Next Season, "Henry Ruggs III Appreciation Day", every fan gets a Ruggs bobblehead.
With incompetent Greg Williams gone, Jets' defense steps up to hold Geno Smith to only 3 points in 4Q.
Trevor Lawrence looks like an ugly girl and we didn't want him anyway!
Unemployment statistics increase by one person and Jets fans rejoice!
Year 51 of the rebuild begins now.
Can't You See the Sunshine? Now Can't You Just Feel The Moonshine?
Zach Wilson and Justin Fields sleeping in their 49ers pajamas until draft day
Jets make a HUGE mistake by not taking the QB ten other teams also passed on....
All Your Michael Carters Belong to Us
Lucy places the ball down, and here comes Charlie Brown....
Sam Darnold lives here rent free...although he could afford better after Carolina picks up his 5th-year option.
If you love the Jets, please buy extra baby powder this week so that the Johnsons can afford Wilson's signing bonus
Check out the "QB Zach Wilson - 8.8.21 Struggled Saturday - Concerns?" thread if you crave additional avenues for Jets bashing.
Why Can't We Have Nice Things.
The Latter-day Saint v. Friend of Casper- Let's Do This!!!
Hall of Fame orders extra bronze to prepare for Sam's big head.
I’m as confused as Wilson looked on Sunday
Robert Saleh: "We're looking forward to Wilson's interceptions getting to the corner-backs much quicker in the thin Denver air."
Webster's Dictionary adds "New York Jets" into it's definition of "insanity".
Jets finally win a game and immediately get shipped out of the Country.
I watched the Jets lose in England while eating an English Muffin. Also, the British weren't even aware of English Muffins existence until Thomas' imported them from America in the 1990s. True story.
You can take Sam Darnold and Eugene Smith out of East Rutherford, but they still stink like swamp water.
The Jets brought Tom Brady into this world, and in kind the Pats have now unleashed Mike White!!!!
Jets win in Houston despite starting their 4th best QB
We stink, but at least we didn’t almost lose to the Jets like the Dolphins.
Antonio Brown unleased on the streets of New Jersey...
Cincinnati Bengals create a simple blue print for the Jets to follow. Step 1, Draft Joe Burrow. D'Oh!
At least we're not in the AFC West
Jets add LT3
Come get your Malik Willis and your Kenny Pickett here
Who will the Jets pick at 1.04 and what team will they trade him to in 2024?
Tony Paulino and SF homers hard at work, brokering a deal between SF and NYJ and it involves "boatloads."
Jets getting universal praise for their offseason and draft....that can only mean Putin is getting ready to launch his nukes because we can't have nice things.
Next Up, schedule release. It’s televised. Really.
Like Robb Stark, the Jets look to be "King in the North". Is Cleveland planning a Red Wedding??
The Jets Killed Carl. Rockaction killed the Rangers.
Zach Wilson Celebrates Cougar Nation!
Becton shows up to camp in shape, but don't worry real Jets' fans will find something else to be disgruntled about soon.
Come in for the team bashing. Stay for the misery.
An Unkindness of Ravens Enter the Swamps of Jersey
Joe Flacco should fit right in at the Dog Pound, because...you see...he's a dog (not to be confused with a "dawg").
Thanks Nick Chubb.
When will you be gone, Joe Vincent Flacco? Jets Nation says to the bench with you. Woo, woo, woo.
Zach Wilson and the Jets are Undefeated at Acrisure Stadium
Jets' fans wake up with a strange new feeling they haven't felt in years, HOPE.
Aaron Rodgers Meet Quinnen Williams. He's a baaaaadddd man.
Lucy places the ball down, and here comes Charlie Brown....
Upset Bills fans take their frustrations out on innocent folding tables still standing, after the game.
Jets offense moving the ball 2.7 inches at a time - should be back in NJ by Thursday.
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Same Old Jets until 2023, then they’ll turn it around. No, really.
The Auto Show is coming to NJ this weekend. You see, Derek Carr's last name is...
California, a prophet on the burning shore. California, Jets go knocking on Rodgers’ door.
Out with the new. In with the old.
Mr. Rodgers New Neighborhood
Randall Cobb. Not Dead Yet.
Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood coming to HBO
"Revis Island" now renamed "Revis Continent" (Dude got fat)
Don't worry Jets' fans, Rodgers will be back for the playoffs.
I'm cautiously optimistic heading into 2018. Jets have a ton of cap space, some high draft picks and for better or worse stability at HC and GM positions.
A History of thread Titles:
The Christian Hackenberg Era Begins
Jets Flirting with a Cousins
Jet fan feels a disturbance in the Force as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror that the team signed Sam Bradford
Austin, .....wait.
Jets still have $90MM left in their "Rainy Day Fund"
Jets' fans look at the Cleveland Browns with envy
Te- Te- Te- Teddy and the Jets
Big Mac Super Sizes Jets' Draft Pick, While Hoping The Browns Be The Browns
Mac and Bowles Trying to Decide Which Young QB They Want to Ruin
Jets @ Detroit in Week 1 on Monday Night while the Nation watches THE VOICE
Jets Take Circuitous and Fortuitous Route in Sucking For Sam
Hackenberg Heading To The Black Hole (Which Coincidently Is Also The Nickname For His Football IQ)
Darnold Turns 21...Reads Up On Jets' History...Heads Out To Buy Some Alcohol
Snoopy Bowl Time!....It's Not a Hip-Hop Slang Term for Smoking Ganja
"And then downtown boys, they sure talk gritty It's so hard to be a saint in the city"
Darnold gets his only career interception out of the way early
Josh Gordon Fakes Drug Relapse So That He Doesn't Have to Face New Jack City
After Loss to the Browns, Jets Petition Goodell to Add Rutgers to Their Schedule
The Good News Is The Jets Are Tied With The Pats After 3 Weeks, The Bad News Is...
Doug Marrone (Worse Than Hitler)
After Careful Consideration The Jets Decide Not To Release Darnold
Doug Marrone Meet Karma, She's A #####
Bears, Beets and Battlestar Gallactica
Jets Taking Their (Lack Of) Talents to South Beach
Jets To Dress Their WRs in Bills Jerseys This Sunday To Help Darnold Find Them Easier
Move over Brady versus Rodgers, we have McCown versus Barkley at Metlife this wee
Bowles Using The Bye Week To Update His Resume
Jets saving Darnold for the more important games later in the year.
#### this ####
When the pressure is off late in the season, you can count on the Jets to win meaningless games
What is this strange feeling? It is, hope.
Who Will Cook the Dinner?
It's All 'Bout the Gase, 'Bout the Gase, no MattRhule
Gase has his Eyes on the Prize
Will Le'Veon Bell Don the Green and White Again?
Leaving only Bell of lightning and its thunder
Mac secretly releived he can not possibly mess up the Jets' second round pick this year
All Your Williams Are Belong to Us
Welcome to Jimmy Sexton's World
Our GM can beat up your GM
Big Mac bigger flop than McDLT
Not Even Joe Namath Contracted Mono
Falk and Fales to Fall and Fail until Sammy comes back
Sam Darnold: "I don't want to die" - the wussification of America on full display.
Rich Kotite getting nervous about losing his title as worst HC of the NYJ ever.
Sammy beats Mono and the Clap(per) in one fell swoop.
What does Sam Darnold and Cole Sear have in common?
Gase is playing Candyland while everyone else is playing Checkers.
Woody Johnson asks Trump for an Executive Order placing the Jets into the NFC East.
Who says New Yorkers are not friendly? Jets are always willing to give your team it's first win.
An Unkindness of Ravens
Gase's Last Stand
The Jets Killed Carl
Woody Pulls a Boner
Will CBS pipe in “Fire Gase” chants during next week’s broadcast?
Metlife turf puts up more fight than the Jets
Release the Flacco!
Gase feverishly drawing up next game plan for his team not to execute properly
With Bell's release the coaching staff can finally evaluate Frank Gore's future with the team
Gase lays out his 10-Step plan, but Jets' fans are more familiar with 12-Step plans.
Trevor Lawrence getting prepared for how he'll feel every Monday in 2021, sick.
Nick Folk Hero
Frank Gore feels "like he's 35" after relaxing bye week.
Jags, "We''ll see your Joe Flacco and raise you a Mike Glennon". The tank-off is on!!!
Gase doesn't want to give away too much information for a "competitive disadvantage." (Sometimes the joke just writes itself)
Week 1 Next Season, "Henry Ruggs III Appreciation Day", every fan gets a Ruggs bobblehead.
With incompetent Greg Williams gone, Jets' defense steps up to hold Geno Smith to only 3 points in 4Q.
Trevor Lawrence looks like an ugly girl and we didn't want him anyway!
Unemployment statistics increase by one person and Jets fans rejoice!
Year 51 of the rebuild begins now.
Can't You See the Sunshine? Now Can't You Just Feel The Moonshine?
Zach Wilson and Justin Fields sleeping in their 49ers pajamas until draft day
Jets make a HUGE mistake by not taking the QB ten other teams also passed on....
All Your Michael Carters Belong to Us
Lucy places the ball down, and here comes Charlie Brown....
Sam Darnold lives here rent free...although he could afford better after Carolina picks up his 5th-year option.
If you love the Jets, please buy extra baby powder this week so that the Johnsons can afford Wilson's signing bonus
Check out the "QB Zach Wilson - 8.8.21 Struggled Saturday - Concerns?" thread if you crave additional avenues for Jets bashing.
Why Can't We Have Nice Things.
The Latter-day Saint v. Friend of Casper- Let's Do This!!!
Hall of Fame orders extra bronze to prepare for Sam's big head.
I’m as confused as Wilson looked on Sunday
Robert Saleh: "We're looking forward to Wilson's interceptions getting to the corner-backs much quicker in the thin Denver air."
Webster's Dictionary adds "New York Jets" into it's definition of "insanity".
Jets finally win a game and immediately get shipped out of the Country.
I watched the Jets lose in England while eating an English Muffin. Also, the British weren't even aware of English Muffins existence until Thomas' imported them from America in the 1990s. True story.
You can take Sam Darnold and Eugene Smith out of East Rutherford, but they still stink like swamp water.
The Jets brought Tom Brady into this world, and in kind the Pats have now unleashed Mike White!!!!
Jets win in Houston despite starting their 4th best QB
We stink, but at least we didn’t almost lose to the Jets like the Dolphins.
Antonio Brown unleased on the streets of New Jersey...
Cincinnati Bengals create a simple blue print for the Jets to follow. Step 1, Draft Joe Burrow. D'Oh!
At least we're not in the AFC West
Jets add LT3
Come get your Malik Willis and your Kenny Pickett here
Who will the Jets pick at 1.04 and what team will they trade him to in 2024?
Tony Paulino and SF homers hard at work, brokering a deal between SF and NYJ and it involves "boatloads."
Jets getting universal praise for their offseason and draft....that can only mean Putin is getting ready to launch his nukes because we can't have nice things.
Next Up, schedule release. It’s televised. Really.
Like Robb Stark, the Jets look to be "King in the North". Is Cleveland planning a Red Wedding??
The Jets Killed Carl. Rockaction killed the Rangers.
Zach Wilson Celebrates Cougar Nation!
Becton shows up to camp in shape, but don't worry real Jets' fans will find something else to be disgruntled about soon.
Come in for the team bashing. Stay for the misery.
An Unkindness of Ravens Enter the Swamps of Jersey
Joe Flacco should fit right in at the Dog Pound, because...you see...he's a dog (not to be confused with a "dawg").
Thanks Nick Chubb.
When will you be gone, Joe Vincent Flacco? Jets Nation says to the bench with you. Woo, woo, woo.
Zach Wilson and the Jets are Undefeated at Acrisure Stadium
Jets' fans wake up with a strange new feeling they haven't felt in years, HOPE.
Aaron Rodgers Meet Quinnen Williams. He's a baaaaadddd man.
Lucy places the ball down, and here comes Charlie Brown....
Upset Bills fans take their frustrations out on innocent folding tables still standing, after the game.
Jets offense moving the ball 2.7 inches at a time - should be back in NJ by Thursday.
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Same Old Jets until 2023, then they’ll turn it around. No, really.
The Auto Show is coming to NJ this weekend. You see, Derek Carr's last name is...
California, a prophet on the burning shore. California, Jets go knocking on Rodgers’ door.
Out with the new. In with the old.
Mr. Rodgers New Neighborhood
Randall Cobb. Not Dead Yet.
Mr. Rodgers' neighborhood coming to HBO
"Revis Island" now renamed "Revis Continent" (Dude got fat)
Don't worry Jets' fans, Rodgers will be back for the playoffs.
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