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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30 (1 Viewer)

53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden - As long as it is ok to keep a large amount of marijuana not so well hidden (wtf do I have to hide it from nowadays? - though some of my friends have to hide it from their wives who pretend not to be able to find it)
I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed. :wall:
Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!
Just did this. :thumbup:
By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.
And if your pipe is clogged?
You clean it. :shrug: Doesnt mean you have to inhale the remnants if you are over 25.

(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)

 
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden - As long as it is ok to keep a large amount of marijuana not so well hidden (wtf do I have to hide it from nowadays? - though some of my friends have to hide it from their wives who pretend not to be able to find it)
I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed. :wall:
Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!
Just did this. :thumbup:
By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.
And if your pipe is clogged?
You clean it. :shrug: Doesnt mean you have to inhale the remnants if you are over 25.

(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)
Done. I'll resist the urge next time. :thumbup:
 
64. BUY drugs
Dude, you are in a FAR better place to buy drugs after 30 than before.(1) You can afford the good stuff

(2) Not the result of peer pressure and trying to "be cool"

(3) Probably have a woman in your life to keep you somewhat in check

 
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden - As long as it is ok to keep a large amount of marijuana not so well hidden (wtf do I have to hide it from nowadays? - though some of my friends have to hide it from their wives who pretend not to be able to find it)
I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed. :wall:
Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!
Just did this. :thumbup:
By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.
And if your pipe is clogged?
You clean it. :shrug: Doesnt mean you have to inhale the remnants if you are over 25.

(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)
Done. I'll resist the urge next time. :thumbup:
There you go. We are adults. Go out, get a nice bag of top notch stuff and enjoy - like fine wine. Without a hangover. :thumbup:
 
What if your say, 32, but you could pass for 28, can you still do whippits? (thumps his chest twice) Peace out!
I think when you reach 30, you should be able to purchase the big commercial cylinders of NO2
 
70. Wear a baseballl cap with the brim pointed in any direction other than over your eyes.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Even Griffey Jr looks like a tool now, and he started it.

 
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#27 is the one on this list I agree with the most

Anytime I see this on a softball team, it's always the fattest tub-o-goo who hasn't been laid since the Reagan years. And they always think that they are so original and funny when they wear their uniform.
One time, my brother was on a softball team where everybody's numbers ran from the mid-40s to the high 60s. And -- of course -- they were all XXL shirt wearers MINIMUM. So I'm sitting in the stands watching the warmups and the guy besides me sees this same thing and yells out, "WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE NUMBERS - UNIFORM NUMBERS OR WAIST SIZES??"

 
70. Wear a baseballl cap with the brim pointed in any direction other than over your eyes.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Even Griffey Jr looks like a tool now, and he started it.
I don't even really mind backwards hats - it's that "cocked off to the side" Ashton Kutcher-style look that makes me want to peel off my face and feed it to the dogs.
 
70. Wear a baseballl cap with the brim pointed in any direction other than over your eyes.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Even Griffey Jr looks like a tool now, and he started it.
I don't even really mind backwards hats - it's that "cocked off to the side" Ashton Kutcher-style look that makes me want to peel off my face and feed it to the dogs.
I saw a Marlins game a couple of weeks ago and thought they must have bought all their hats as factory seconds with all the bills attached crooked,
 
59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30

from Esquire Magazine

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64. BUY drugs.  (NY/NJMUFFDIVER)
you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore. :no:
Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?
If buy drugs is there, then you have to put "Scrape the bowl" - free or not.I veto the buying drugs - this is the perfect age to buy drugs. How else are you going to get that hot coke whore sitting at the bar all wanton and needy.

 
59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30

from Esquire Magazine

Link

64. BUY drugs.  (NY/NJMUFFDIVER)
you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore. :no:
Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?
If buy drugs is there, then you have to put "Scrape the bowl" - free or not.I veto the buying drugs - this is the perfect age to buy drugs. How else are you going to get that hot coke whore sitting at the bar all wanton and needy.
scraping the bowl is like drinking the milk from a sugary cereal. it's the best part. why wouldn't you do this?
 

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