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I'm pretty sure it's referring to those WACKY ZANY morning shows on the radio that suck anal glands.Not what I'd call a household expression ... in context, "morning zoo" seems to refer to waking up with all kinds of strangers passed out all over your furniture, living room floor, etc. Maybe some hung-over early birds pacing around catatonically, or raiding your fridge.Wake up to a "morning zoo."What means this?
I'm pretty sure it's referring to those WACKY ZANY morning shows on the radio that suck anal glands.Not what I'd call a household expression ... in context, "morning zoo" seems to refer to waking up with all kinds of strangers passed out all over your furniture, living room floor, etc. Maybe some hung-over early birds pacing around catatonically, or raiding your fridge.Wake up to a "morning zoo."
I took an honest stab at it.
These are the two I'm guilty of
At aquariums and zoos you are not supposed to tap on the glass to attract the attention of the occupants.
I usually just go with "It's GOOOOOD!"47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
So yelling "THREEEEEEE" is still OK correct
Been to Disney world lately and see the chicks they have dressed up as Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Mary Poppins, etc?
I guess we just found a candidate for #60posers?
Yes, 60
What kind of moron would ever use his real name on a message board?You could use your real name.Don't you have to assume a username in order to post?I would think "posting on a fantasy football board under an assumed username" would make the list as well.
My second best friend reads Esquire.
59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
from Esquire Magazine
18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
This is always appropriate.
28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
The writer is some kind of commie. this is the only way to eat Oreos.
33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
Not necessarily whore, but there are many other appropriate greetings that won't fly here, guy. If you're not inulting your friends, then they must not be your friends.
37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
Then how do you ensure getting the front seat?
38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
There's no dispute. Either they called it or they didn't.
41. Purchase fireworks.
Again, the writer is some kind of pinko-commie Anti-American #####.
56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
Is speaking directly to them wrong? "How you doin'?"
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Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
Crap. I just did this coming back from lunch.
By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.Just did this.Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
And if your pipe is clogged?By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.Just did this.Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
I thought this was in reference to waking up listening to one of radio shows with a couple shock jocks. For the longest time, every market had at least one station that had a morning show called "the morning zoo"Not what I'd call a household expression ... in context, "morning zoo" seems to refer to waking up with all kinds of strangers passed out all over your furniture, living room floor, etc. Maybe some hung-over early birds pacing around catatonically, or raiding your fridge.Wake up to a "morning zoo."
Still not 30
No. 60 has been claimed. We'll call yours No. 61.FIRST POST UPDATED WITH FFA CONTINUATION OF THE LIST. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS SO LONG AS IT ISN'T STUPID.
