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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30 (1 Viewer)
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Koya
Footballguy
You clean it.And if your pipe is clogged?By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.Just did this.Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
Doesnt mean you have to inhale the remnants if you are over 25.(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
I do the whole Marv Albert thing:"Good if it goes...YESSSSSSSSSSS!"I prefer the Marv Albert, "YESSSSSSSS"I usually just go with "It's GOOOOOD!"47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
So yelling "THREEEEEEE" is still OK correct
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Done. I'll resist the urge next time.You clean it.And if your pipe is clogged?By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.Just did this.Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)
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NY/NJMFDIVER
Footballguy
63. Wear a sports jersey for a team they are not on
NY/NJMFDIVER
Footballguy
64. BUY drugs
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I think he means freebies are ok.
Koya
Footballguy
There you go. We are adults. Go out, get a nice bag of top notch stuff and enjoy - like fine wine. Without a hangover.Done. I'll resist the urge next time.You clean it.And if your pipe is clogged?By "bowl scrappings" I assume you mean resin? :X 25 years old is the cut off for resin. Thankfully, I havent seen it since a LONG cross country trip back in college. Resin days are (thankfully) long gone. Not smoking resin SHOULD be on this list.Just did this.Wrong! They should be mixed in with bowl scrapings and smoked!I think you are missing the point here. I understood it to mean that once you get down to that little, don't be such a fiend, just go get another bag. Minuscule amounts should be smoked or trashed.
(Can I add "scraping the bowl" to the list? people "in the know" will understand. Because seriously, no 36 year old guy should be scraping the bowl to get high. Get a real job and buy a new baggie. Heck, smoking bad weed shouldn't be on the list either. I know two guys who are like college kids - baseball hats all the time, huge bags of crap weed. Grow up people - its like drinkings Strawberry Hill wine!)
NY/NJMFDIVER
Footballguy
Yes sir!
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I shall now endeavor to do all of these things, even hitting 13 against a 6 even tho it pains me to do so.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
now...if everyone would please start calling me Shoe, me and Shoe Jr are going googling some Va-jayjay
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ArcticEdge
Footballguy
What if your say, 32, but you could pass for 28, can you still do whippits? (thumps his chest twice) Peace out!
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
You seen the women characters at Disneyland? Hello!
Pocahontas = 
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
69. Bring a baseball mitt to a MLB game.
on this one myself.
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
70. Wear a baseballl cap with the brim pointed in any direction other than over your eyes.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
One time, my brother was on a softball team where everybody's numbers ran from the mid-40s to the high 60s. And -- of course -- they were all XXL shirt wearers MINIMUM. So I'm sitting in the stands watching the warmups and the guy besides me sees this same thing and yells out, "WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE NUMBERS - UNIFORM NUMBERS OR WAIST SIZES??"
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I don't even really mind backwards hats - it's that "cocked off to the side" Ashton Kutcher-style look that makes me want to peel off my face and feed it to the dogs.
General Malaise
Footballguy
you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
No.
FairWarning
Footballguy
No one over 30 should drink cheap whiskey.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore.
coldchill
Footballguy
I saw a Marlins game a couple of weeks ago and thought they must have bought all their hats as factory seconds with all the bills attached crooked,I don't even really mind backwards hats - it's that "cocked off to the side" Ashton Kutcher-style look that makes me want to peel off my face and feed it to the dogs.
FairWarning
Footballguy
No one over 30 should ask current ballplayers for autographs.
Koya
Footballguy
If buy drugs is there, then you have to put "Scrape the bowl" - free or not.I veto the buying drugs - this is the perfect age to buy drugs. How else are you going to get that hot coke whore sitting at the bar all wanton and needy.Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd.Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
How about...Drink cheap liquor.
General Malaise
Footballguy
scraping the bowl is like drinking the milk from a sugary cereal. it's the best part. why wouldn't you do this?If buy drugs is there, then you have to put "Scrape the bowl" - free or not.I veto the buying drugs - this is the perfect age to buy drugs. How else are you going to get that hot coke whore sitting at the bar all wanton and needy.Apparently, he gets 'em for free GM. Who am I to argue with that logic?you've got to be kidding me. it's like I don't even know you people anymore.
