8 yrs post 30k legal battle, WI Wallaby guy obtains proper permits to own Zebra... (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

When are you going to spread vegemite on your balls and see if he licks it off?

 

[glock]

When are you going to spread vegemite on your balls and see if he licks it off?

Or gives you a nut shot.

 

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UPDATE

f5 f5

 

[Evilgrin 72]

When are you going to spread vegemite on your balls and see if he licks it off?

Or gives you a nut shot.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

 

[JFT Ben]

Update? Did you get him some cutoff jorts to wear over the diaper yet?

You know that line you guys gave me...."Wanna come back to my place and meet my Wallaby?"Yeah, it works.

Come on Hooter, unpack this for Friday!

 

[Parrothead]

Update? Did you get him some cutoff jorts to wear over the diaper yet?

You know that line you guys gave me...."Wanna come back to my place and meet my Wallaby?"Yeah, it works.

hooter: this is my wallabygirl; ooohh he's so cute

Wallaby : WHAP - drop kick to the ovaries

girl: ooooowwwwww - I hate this Wallaby

hooter:

 

[The Hank]

Update? Did you get him some cutoff jorts to wear over the diaper yet?

You know that line you guys gave me...."Wanna come back to my place and meet my Wallaby?"Yeah, it works.

Come on Hooter, unpack this for Friday!

 

[hooter311]

No real good stories to share I'm afraid. My stupid Droid got the black screen of death on Wednesday and I'm waiting for my new one. I don't really have a life or a personality without that stupid phone.

I had some chicks with wallabies pictures queued up too, just for today...

 

[SwampDawg]

So get this, my boy has "leader day" tomorrow at his pre-k. I asked the principal for the ok to bring it in to show his classmates. Ended up with an emphatic "no" and a lecture about "putting children in danger". I hate this planet. I think me and my wallaby are going to #### it up.Im pissed now that i got talked down to like im the idiot, dude was probably a cat owner or something.

I guess I'm going to have to be the only serious one here and say the principal is right. Hell kids can't even bring dogs to school these days. You want to bring in a giant rabbit?

He did site the "no pet" policy. Still, i feel like the kids are missing out in this deal. Sucks what the world has become.

My dad brought one of our Llamas into school when I was in 7th or 8th grade as part of my science project.

 

[Chaka]

So get this, my boy has "leader day" tomorrow at his pre-k. I asked the principal for the ok to bring it in to show his classmates. Ended up with an emphatic "no" and a lecture about "putting children in danger". I hate this planet. I think me and my wallaby are going to #### it up.Im pissed now that i got talked down to like im the idiot, dude was probably a cat owner or something.

I guess I'm going to have to be the only serious one here and say the principal is right. Hell kids can't even bring dogs to school these days. You want to bring in a giant rabbit?

He did site the "no pet" policy. Still, i feel like the kids are missing out in this deal. Sucks what the world has become.

My dad brought one of our Llamas into school when I was in 7th or 8th grade as part of my science project.

Was it a science of bad investments project?ZING!I kid, I kid.

 

[pigskinliquors]

 

[QuizGuy66]

So how's it going with your kid? Still digging the wallaby or just playing with the crate you brought Toby home in?

-QG

 

[hooter311]

So how's it going with your kid? Still digging the wallaby or just playing with the crate you brought Toby home in?-QG

My boy isn't too comfortable when Toby gets "crazy" which is pretty much if any sudden movement or play of any type. His bounces cover so much ground that it is startling sometimes, especially when he gets high enough to throw a big boot to the chest. Despite being 2 approximately 2 feet tall Toby can clear a queen size bed from one side to the other. It would make a big difference if he let Toby sleep with him at night but he really has no interest in that.Probably wasn't the most intelligent thing to purchase for a 4 year old. He does like feeding it chips but Toby just requires a very laid back personality to deal with. Luckily, I don't mind calling him mine.Sorry, still no new pics, stupid Verizon. New phone will hopefully be waiting for me when I leave work.

 

[gianmarco]

So how's it going with your kid? Still digging the wallaby or just playing with the crate you brought Toby home in?

-QG

My boy isn't too comfortable when Toby gets "crazy" which is pretty much if any sudden movement or play of any type. His bounces cover so much ground that it is startling sometimes, especially when he gets high enough to throw a big boot to the chest. Despite being 2 approximately 2 feet tall Toby can clear a queen size bed from one side to the other. It would make a big difference if he let Toby sleep with him at night but he really has no interest in that.Probably wasn't the most intelligent thing to purchase for a 4 year old. He does like feeding it chips but Toby just requires a very laid back personality to deal with. Luckily, I don't mind calling him mine.

Sorry, still no new pics, stupid Verizon. New phone will hopefully be waiting for me when I leave work.

Please video this. While he's wearing diapers. And put a target up.

 

[hooter311]

So how's it going with your kid? Still digging the wallaby or just playing with the crate you brought Toby home in?

-QG

My boy isn't too comfortable when Toby gets "crazy" which is pretty much if any sudden movement or play of any type. His bounces cover so much ground that it is startling sometimes, especially when he gets high enough to throw a big boot to the chest. Despite being 2 approximately 2 feet tall Toby can clear a queen size bed from one side to the other. It would make a big difference if he let Toby sleep with him at night but he really has no interest in that.Probably wasn't the most intelligent thing to purchase for a 4 year old. He does like feeding it chips but Toby just requires a very laid back personality to deal with. Luckily, I don't mind calling him mine.

Sorry, still no new pics, stupid Verizon. New phone will hopefully be waiting for me when I leave work.

Please video this. While he's wearing diapers. And put a target up.

I'll try to get one posted before I leave town on Thursday afternoon, running kind of a hectic schedule this week.

 

[Kanil]

 

[mr roboto]

This needs to be turned into a movie. Not the Air Bud Disney type but a dark buddy comedy about a boy and his kick ### wallaby best friend fighting bullies on the playground.

 

[Kirby]

This needs to be turned into a movie. Not the Air Bud Disney type but a dark buddy comedy about a boy and his kick ### wallaby best friend fighting bullies on the playground.

Every Which Way but Down Under

 

[arrow1]

This needs to be turned into a movie. Not the Air Bud Disney type but a dark buddy comedy about a boy and his kick ### wallaby best friend fighting bullies on the playground.

Every Which Way but Down Under

Left turn, Toby....

 

[Toe Cutter]

This needs to be turned into a movie. Not the Air Bud Disney type but a dark buddy comedy about a boy and his kick ### wallaby best friend fighting bullies on the playground.

sounds like you're going for another dundee

 

[heckmanm]

This needs to be turned into a movie. Not the Air Bud Disney type but a dark buddy comedy about a boy and his kick ### wallaby best friend fighting bullies on the playground.

Every Which Way but Down Under

Left turn, Toby....

Good research here.

 

[gameday]

hmmmm . . . . did Hooter really get his Wallaby the way he said he did, or is his Wallaby on the lam????

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Get your new phone yet?

 

[Wooderson]

Get your new phone yet?

How about now? Did you get the new phone yet?

 

[El Floppo]

I thought this was some kind of insider-schtick/euphemism that would sail past me. I never ever expected this thread to be about an actual pet wallaby.

 

[TinHat]

Probably wasn't the most intelligent thing to purchase for a 4 year old.

gee...ya think?

 

[Angry Beavers]

I really hope your Wallaby does not swallow a peanut

 

[nysportsfan]

My link

 

[Ignoramus]

Ruh-roh.

Wallaby captured in NW Pa.; owner sought

If you're missing a wallaby, the Pennsylvania Game Commission wants to talk to you.

Commission officials say a wallaby _ an animal resembling a small kangaroo _ was captured Wednesday in Crawford County in northwestern Pennsylvania.

Eugene Morton, senior scientist emeritus at the Smithsonian Institution, told the Erie Times-News that he "broke up in laughter" when heard that someone had reported seeing such an animal.

He's more used to seeing birds than marsupials at the Hemlock Hill Biological Research Area in Rockdale Township.

But Morton said he wasn't laughing the next day when he saw the animal himself.

The 25-pound male wallaby was tranquilized near Cambridge Springs and taken to the Pymatuning (peye-muh-TOO'-neeng) Deer Park in Jamestown, where it will remain until the owner is found

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/wallaby-captured-in-nw-pa-owner-sought/article_462d016a-8d39-5941-aa18-a731f32f7488.html#ixzz1wfIpi97U

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Ruh-roh.

Wallaby captured in NW Pa.; owner sought

If you're missing a wallaby, the Pennsylvania Game Commission wants to talk to you.

Commission officials say a wallaby _ an animal resembling a small kangaroo _ was captured Wednesday in Crawford County in northwestern Pennsylvania.

Eugene Morton, senior scientist emeritus at the Smithsonian Institution, told the Erie Times-News that he "broke up in laughter" when heard that someone had reported seeing such an animal.

He's more used to seeing birds than marsupials at the Hemlock Hill Biological Research Area in Rockdale Township.

But Morton said he wasn't laughing the next day when he saw the animal himself.

The 25-pound male wallaby was tranquilized near Cambridge Springs and taken to the Pymatuning (peye-muh-TOO'-neeng) Deer Park in Jamestown, where it will remain until the owner is found

Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/wallaby-captured-in-nw-pa-owner-sought/article_462d016a-8d39-5941-aa18-a731f32f7488.html#ixzz1wfIpi97U

From the sounds of it, the wallaby could have gotten there from Wisconsin in about 4 hops.

 

[JFT Ben]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

 

[heckmanm]

Perhaps the wallaby developed a taste for human flesh?

 

[hooter311]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

 

[Wingnut]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

 

[pigskinliquors]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

 

[bushdocda]

Not without my marsupial!!!!

 

[hooter311]

If you are considering one of these as a pets, my opinion is that they are still great. Just make sure to have a paper trail from the animal's birth to your doorstep. If a certain Federal Regulatory department suspects that the animal immigrated here unlawfully it is an extremely expensive and difficult process to prove otherwise.

 

[belljr]

So some jackhole from this thread reported him?

 

[hooter311]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.

 

[heckmanm]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.

Isn't that the whole point of the internet

 

[bonesman]

So some jackhole from this thread reported him?

WTF???

Nobody in the real world knew you had a wallaby?

Could've easily been the vet or whatever state agency he registered as a "collector" with.

 

[YSR]

That sucks, good luck to you Hooter.

 

[sbonomo]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.

That is unbelievable...let the witch hunt for the guilty party begin.

 

[Wingnut]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.

What gives you reason to believe this?

 

[Wingnut]

If you are considering one of these as a pets, my opinion is that they are still great. Just make sure to have a paper trail from the animal's birth to your doorstep. If a certain Federal Regulatory department suspects that the animal immigrated here unlawfully it is an extremely expensive and difficult process to prove otherwise.

Wouldnt the roadside zoo be responsible for this? All you did was buy a wallaby form someone. Its not like you smuggled him into the U.S. yourself.

 

[VA703]

wouldnt your neighbors or vet have known

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That sucks.

 

[Marvin]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.

Hold up...didn't your kid try to take this thing to show and tell? The whole freaking school knows you have a wallaby. Every kid and half of their parents know. Come on.

 

[jomar]

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.

I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.

This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.

That is unbelievable...let the witch hunt for the guilty party begin.

probably one of the lawyer-type guys around here.....now, which one?

 

[shuke]

Top 5 fishing trip ever.