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8 yrs post 30k legal battle, WI Wallaby guy obtains proper permits to own Zebra... (1 Viewer)

Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Hold up...didn't your kid try to take this thing to show and tell? The whole freaking school knows you have a wallaby. Every kid and half of their parents know. Come on.
No kidding. Why would anyone on the innerwebs care? It had to be a kid's friend's parent.
 
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.
What gives you reason to believe this?
I thought I remembered that you brought it to the kid's school or pre-school or day-care or something? Am I just making that up? :unsure: If so, I would look more at a parent of another child at that place than anyone here. How the heck would anyone here know your name and location to report you?

EDIT: yeah, like they said above as well.

 
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Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Hold up...didn't your kid try to take this thing to show and tell? The whole freaking school knows you have a wallaby. Every kid and half of their parents know. Come on.
No kidding. Why would anyone on the innerwebs care? It had to be a kid's friend's parent.
LOL, you guys don't hang out on the innerwebs a lot do you? Who lotta istalking going on round these parts, you just need to look harder.
 
I clicked on this because I thought, "self, why the #### would a pet thread be 11 pages? Something smells."

Now I've got my next hour planned out.

 
I clicked on this because I thought, "self, why the #### would a pet thread be 11 pages? Something smells."

Now I've got my next hour planned out.

 
Hooter, do you currently have the wallaby, or did it get confiscated?
I highly doubt his attorney will let him answer that one.
I don't see why there would be any legal problems with answering that question. :shrug:Not looking for case details.
Yeah, I can't answer that. It's going to be at least another 3-6 months before this clears up. It's been going on almost 2 months already. Sorry, I wish I could post more.
 
'gandalas said:
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.
What gives you reason to believe this?
I thought I remembered that you brought it to the kid's school or pre-school or day-care or something? Am I just making that up? :unsure: If so, I would look more at a parent of another child at that place than anyone here. How the heck would anyone here know your name and location to report you?

EDIT: yeah, like they said above as well.
I have no idea. I'm not the paranoid type. I'm sure lots of people think I'm an ####### both offline and online. Just because someone chose to poke at me with a stick, doesn't mean I'm going to squeal.
 
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Ok, now it's :fishing:
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's legit.Hooter was well on his way to FFA Superstardom with this thread. I doubt he would to the trouble to fish this up and then shut it down like this.
 
'gandalas said:
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
This is kind of the only place I post on the internets. Good chance the situation was reported by someone here. The health and safety of the animal is my primary concern and hopefully that of those that made the report. If they had other intentions, thanks, you are a swell individual I wish you the very best in life. I'm not here to provide entertainment from my negative experiences.
What gives you reason to believe this?
I thought I remembered that you brought it to the kid's school or pre-school or day-care or something? Am I just making that up? :unsure: If so, I would look more at a parent of another child at that place than anyone here. How the heck would anyone here know your name and location to report you?

EDIT: yeah, like they said above as well.
I have no idea. I'm not the paranoid type. I'm sure lots of people think I'm an ####### both offline and online. Just because someone chose to poke at me with a stick, doesn't mean I'm going to squeal.
Dude, you sound depressed.
We should all chip in to get him a Wallaby, I hear they make great pets.
 
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Ok, now it's :fishing:
"Hello? Police? Yes, some guy on the internet has a pet wallaby! Arrest him at once! His name? Hooter, sir. Um...lemme see...oh, you're right. It's Hooter 311. Uh, I don't know, I only have his internet name. That should be plenty. What? No, I don't know where he lives. He DID buy the wallaby in question at a roadside stand in Wisconsin or Nebraska or some other piece of crap place. Uh-Uh. Nope...... No idea. I don't have any other information, sir. Ok, well, please save that wallaby...oh wait, there IS something else. The wallaby in question is wearing a diaper! Hello? Hello?"
 
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Ok, now it's :fishing:
"Hello? Police? Yes, some guy on the internet has a pet wallaby! Arrest him at once! His name? Hooter, sir. Um...lemme see...oh, you're right. It's Hooter 311. Uh, I don't know, I only have his internet name. That should be plenty. What? No, I don't know where he lives. He DID buy the wallaby in question at a roadside stand in Wisconsin or Nebraska or some other piece of crap place. Uh-Uh. Nope...... No idea. I don't have any other information, sir. Ok, well, please save that wallaby...oh wait, there IS something else. The wallaby in question is wearing a diaper! Hello? Hello?"
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
What a cool twist to the story. The old "my wallaby wears diapers and hops around the house a lot" was getting a little stale anyway.

 
If it was an FBG that reported you, I hope that someone sews their ###hole shut and keeps feeding them and feeding them. Not cool at all.

Hope everything works out for you and costs as little as possible, GB.

 
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Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Ok, now it's :fishing:
"Hello? Police? Yes, some guy on the internet has a pet wallaby! Arrest him at once! His name? Hooter, sir. Um...lemme see...oh, you're right. It's Hooter 311. Uh, I don't know, I only have his internet name. That should be plenty. What? No, I don't know where he lives. He DID buy the wallaby in question at a roadside stand in Wisconsin or Nebraska or some other piece of crap place. Uh-Uh. Nope...... No idea. I don't have any other information, sir. Ok, well, please save that wallaby...oh wait, there IS something else. The wallaby in question is wearing a diaper! Hello? Hello?"
:lmao:
 
Hey Hooter, we need an update here.
I'm going to need some legal stuff to clear up before I can post any more.Sorry. No fishing. No longer wanting any attention in this matter. Wish it wasn't so.
:popcorn:
Good chance the situation was reported by someone here.
Ok, now it's :fishing:
"Hello? Police? Yes, some guy on the internet has a pet wallaby! Arrest him at once! His name? Hooter, sir. Um...lemme see...oh, you're right. It's Hooter 311. Uh, I don't know, I only have his internet name. That should be plenty. What? No, I don't know where he lives. He DID buy the wallaby in question at a roadside stand in Wisconsin or Nebraska or some other piece of crap place. Uh-Uh. Nope...... No idea. I don't have any other information, sir. Ok, well, please save that wallaby...oh wait, there IS something else. The wallaby in question is wearing a diaper! Hello? Hello?"
:lmao: :lmao:
 
I have no idea. I'm not the paranoid type. I'm sure lots of people think I'm an ####### both offline and online. Just because someone chose to poke at me with a stick, doesn't mean I'm going to squeal.
Dude, you sound depressed.
Wouldn't you be if someone from the internet made the CIA take away your wallaby?
I guess so. I hope this isn't a sign of the feds cracking down. I would hate to lose my lemur.
:reported:
 

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