9-year-old girl accidentally kills instructor with uzi (1 Viewer)

[Tom Skerritt]

FWIW - catching a fish <> killing it. You can very often catch a fish without killing it. In fact, there are many reports of tagged fish being caught several times in some of the big lakes around here...sometimes even by the same people. But these facts get lost on some who, since they don't do it, can't understand why anyone short of a barbarian could possibly do anything to harm another life intentionally.

Swallow a shark-sized hook, and then have someone rip it out of your throat. Do it several times, since you don't seem to have a problem with it. It won't kill you.

Swim underwater for a day without coming up. Fish can do it so I guess it won't hurt you.

Huh?

You're comparing fish to humans. I thought I'd do the same.

Now I get it! Perfect analogy.

 

[TheIronSheik]

FWIW - catching a fish <> killing it. You can very often catch a fish without killing it. In fact, there are many reports of tagged fish being caught several times in some of the big lakes around here...sometimes even by the same people. But these facts get lost on some who, since they don't do it, can't understand why anyone short of a barbarian could possibly do anything to harm another life intentionally.

Swallow a shark-sized hook, and then have someone rip it out of your throat. Do it several times, since you don't seem to have a problem with it. It won't kill you.

Swim underwater for a day without coming up. Fish can do it so I guess it won't hurt you.

Huh?

You're comparing fish to humans. I thought I'd do the same.

Now I get it! Perfect analogy.

It wasn't meant to be perfect. It was meant to be ridiculous like yours.

 

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And this, in a nutshell, is why the NRA and their supporters will always fight against all gun control of any sort. They're full of people like Icon who claim to be for reasonable regulation, but when someone proposes a law against, say, giving assault rifles to pre-teens, they'll decide from "the tone" that it must really be about banning all guns forever, and thus must be opposed.

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[Tom Skerritt]

FWIW - catching a fish <> killing it. You can very often catch a fish without killing it. In fact, there are many reports of tagged fish being caught several times in some of the big lakes around here...sometimes even by the same people. But these facts get lost on some who, since they don't do it, can't understand why anyone short of a barbarian could possibly do anything to harm another life intentionally.

Swallow a shark-sized hook, and then have someone rip it out of your throat. Do it several times, since you don't seem to have a problem with it. It won't kill you.

Swim underwater for a day without coming up. Fish can do it so I guess it won't hurt you.

Huh?

You're comparing fish to humans. I thought I'd do the same.

Now I get it! Perfect analogy.

It wasn't meant to be perfect. It was meant to be ridiculous like yours.

You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

 

[TheIronSheik]

FWIW - catching a fish <> killing it. You can very often catch a fish without killing it. In fact, there are many reports of tagged fish being caught several times in some of the big lakes around here...sometimes even by the same people. But these facts get lost on some who, since they don't do it, can't understand why anyone short of a barbarian could possibly do anything to harm another life intentionally.

Swallow a shark-sized hook, and then have someone rip it out of your throat. Do it several times, since you don't seem to have a problem with it. It won't kill you.

Swim underwater for a day without coming up. Fish can do it so I guess it won't hurt you.

Huh?

You're comparing fish to humans. I thought I'd do the same.

Now I get it! Perfect analogy.

It wasn't meant to be perfect. It was meant to be ridiculous like yours.

You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

 

[drummer]

Wait....some people here have never fished before?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Wait....some people here have never fished before?

Serial killers fish.

 

[drummer]

Wait....some people here have never fished before?

Serial killers fish.

Pretty soon we're gonna have "YA KNOW THAT DUDE YOU PWNED PLAYING CALL OF DUTY ON XBL? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW HE FEELS?"

 

[Fat Nick]

You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

You've never seen someone hook a fish the correct way, through the mouth, not gut-hooked, and remove the hook with their hands, and put the fish right back in the water?

What are your hobbies Tom? I'd love to hear some of them so we can judge all the things you do...

 

[Fat Nick]

Wait....some people here have never fished before?

Serial killers fish.

ONLY Serial killers fish.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

You've never seen someone hook a fish the correct way, through the mouth, not gut-hooked, and remove the hook with their hands, and put the fish right back in the water?

What are your hobbies Tom? I'd love to hear some of them so we can judge all the things you do...

So you can control this? Got it.

 

[drummer]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

 

[Tom Skerritt]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

 

[lod01]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

 

[Fat Nick]

Okay. You win. We won't go to the local pool and jump off of the diving board either. Thanks!

So shooting an Uzi is on par with jumping in a lake. Got it.

You're comparing fish to humans. I thought I'd do the same.

Now I get it! Perfect analogy.

BTW - This is how Tom responds when you have him stumped and he doesn't know what else to say...He just oversimplifies the situation and sarcastically agrees with you.

ETA: Missed one while I was posting this...

So you can control this? Got it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Jesus. You're a moron.

 

[Guest]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

Ah, I see the issue. You suck at fishing.

 

[drummer]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

I don't think you correlated my post and your av :strawberry: but nonetheless....

 

[Fat Nick]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

So you'd rather me KILL the fish and eat it rather than release it? Earlier, it was about the pain and suffering of the fish...Is it still about the pain and suffering? Because if I eat it, it suffers more than if I let it go, regardless of how I hook it.

 

[Fat Nick]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

Ah, I see the issue. You suck at fishing.

And he's got bad aim with an Uzi...and.... :(

 

[Ignoramus]

You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

Sorry, you are nuts.

 

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You've never seen someone stick a pair of pliers down a fish's gullet and rip out a hook? It's pretty awesome. You can even do it multiple times to the same fish, and it doesn't even kill them. They go on and live happy fruitful lives forever after.

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jesus, You're a moron.

Infidel

 

[Fat Nick]

I must admit I do love what this thread has devolved into...

 

[Tom Skerritt]

link

 

[TheIronSheik]

Love the "fishing gets you laid" angle.

 

[timschochet]

A. 9 year old has a bucket list?

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

not every guy that does something you don't agree with has a small penis. FYI.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

A. 9 year old has a bucket list?

that did seem rather odd. Does he have a nasty disease or something?

 

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I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

My Image

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Love the "fishing gets you laid" angle.

ugh big game hunting get you laid fishing get you b******** .

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I got no problem with you guys fishing or hunting so long as you eat what you catch/kill. I do however have problems with catch-and-release fishing and trophy hunting. They are just nonsensical.

AWWWW THE GRRREAT OUTDOORS!!!

LOOK AT THIS 10-POINT BUCK! CHECK OUT THIS 16LB BIG MOUTH BASS!! WATCH ME SHOOT AN UZI!!! MY PENIS IS SOOOOO HUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!

are you compensating for something with those large letters?

 

[Annyong]

I feel bad for people who have never gone fishing.

 

[Zow]

A. 9 year old has a bucket list?

Apparently. Along with a ton of rights.

 

[AAABatteries]

not every guy that does something you don't agree with has a small penis. FYI.

Exactly, I have a small penis and I neither fish nor hunt.

 

[AAABatteries]

not every guy that does something you don't agree with has a small penis. FYI.

Exactly, I have a small penis and I neither fish nor hunt.

Wait. Dammit. I mean I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat horses.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

not every guy that does something you don't agree with has a small penis. FYI.

Exactly, I have a small penis and I neither fish nor hunt.

Wait. Dammit. I mean I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat horses.

You have confused me but that is probably due to my abnormally average penis size!

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I feel bad for people who have never gone fishing.

Try to feel good for the fish.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Anybody here own an Uzi?

Anybody here ever fire an Uzi?

I do not own an uzi. I have fired one.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Anyone here go to a shooting range as a child? Did you have fun?

A commercial range, no. On the farm yes, with adult supervision.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I own several Uzis*

*Uzums

 

[boots11234]

Why is this 12 pages? I enjoy Firearms but I'd never allow that young of a kid use an uzi. Lots of stupid. Parents and instructors were clearly morons.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why is this 12 pages?

Welcome to the FFA, boots11234. PM Shuke if you have any questions. Happy posting!

 

[boots11234]

Why is this 12 pages?

Welcome to the FFA, boots11234. PM Shuke if you have any questions. Happy posting!

Been here over a decade, have I missed the lack of common sense this long?

 

[fantasycurse42]

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/bramhall-cartoons-august-2014-gallery-1.1887966

Good cartoon

 

[MaxThreshold]

Have we banned guns yet? And locked up all the serial killers also known as "hunters"?

 

[Limp Ditka]

link

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why is this 12 pages?

Welcome to the FFA, boots11234. PM Shuke if you have any questions. Happy posting!

Been here over a decade, have I missed the lack of common sense this long?

The only possible way you've missed the lack of common sense is with a lack of common sense

 

[TheIronSheik]

I feel bad for people who have never gone fishing.

I feel bad for people who have never jabbed a hook the size of a shark in and out of their mouth a couple times before they've gone swimming.