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A good safe way to deal with ants inside the home is a mixture of Borax and sugar. I use the recipe on the below site and it works well. I think this is safer than spraying pesticides inside the home.

 

Over the weekend I spotted a huge fire ant mound across the opening of my shed. I pulled the door open and spotted the bag of ant killer on the back shelf. Surly I can get over the mound, grab the bag and get back out quick enough that they wont attack me. Right? Wrong,

I felt the first sting around the time I grabbed the bag. I attempt a record breaking long jump to escape the shed, hitting my head on the top of the low door, and causing my left foot to land right in the center of the mound. I kick off my flip-flop and start smacking my legs. While hopping on one foot to the garden hose, with my ankle ablaze, I feel another sting, dangerously close to my jimmies, then another and a third. I change paths from the hose and b-line to the porch stripping my shorts, and now tearing at my shirt as the ants begin biting at my arms and chest.

I leave behind a trail of clothes and expletives, I'm completely naked before I hit the hallway and in the shower still fumbling with the faucet when the first drops of ice cold water hit me bringing shock and sweet relief.

I spent the rest of my weekend hopped up on vodka and Benadryl slathering my body in aloe.

Be careful out there boys. Be careful.
 

Over the weekend I spotted a huge fire ant mound across the opening of my shed. I pulled the door open and spotted the bag of ant killer on the back shelf. Surly I can get over the mound, grab the bag and get back out quick enough that they wont attack me. Right? Wrong,

I felt the first sting around the time I grabbed the bag. I attempt a record breaking long jump to escape the shed, hitting my head on the top of the low door, and causing my left foot to land right in the center of the mound. I kick off my flip-flop and start smacking my legs. While hopping on one foot to the garden hose, with my ankle ablaze, I feel another sting, dangerously close to my jimmies, then another and a third. I change paths from the hose and b-line to the porch stripping my shorts, and now tearing at my shirt as the ants begin biting at my arms and chest.

I leave behind a trail of clothes and expletives, I'm completely naked before I hit the hallway and in the shower still fumbling with the faucet when the first drops of ice cold water hit me bringing shock and sweet relief.

I spent the rest of my weekend hopped up on vodka and Benadryl slathering my body in aloe.

Be careful out there boys. Be careful.
I think I see the problem here.
 

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