A Gallon of Milk a Day for 20 Days. (1 Viewer)

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I suck it straight from the bull, you pansies.

Attaboy.

 

[Doubtingthomas]

So I went to Walmart and bout 60 cans of ravioli (Chef Boyardee). After consuming all that ravioli, I ballooned up to about 130 lbs but began to experience chest pains from the excessive sodium content.

Oh come on! No one is this dumb.

best bs call EVER. ♥

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

you should be able to gain 10 lbs of mucous weight

 

[Zow]

Good luck* New Woz.

*Choke on a wiener.

If he wants to put on weight, he should just meet his wife, blow out his knee, and eat and drink whatever the #### he wants to for couple years.

If this kid weighs 110 I literally am twice his size now. And he still isn't half of what I once was.

 

[ShaHBucks]

I would have done this program but I tore my ACL, both sides of my meniscus early this year and recently I fractured my pinky in fight (smfh). I'm 6'1 215-220 so I don't really need it. I just did it to pick up more chicks by getting bigger. It's geared toward someone built like yourself.

http://www.fastmusclegain.com/

PM me

 

[eoMMan]

Just do a pack of bacon a day.

 

[fatness]

Just do a pack of bacon a day.

As desperate as he is for a woman you might want to explain that further.

 

[McGarnicle]

So you're going to keep chugging white goop, just switching to milk?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

That's, what.. 128 fluid ounces a day?

 

[munga30]

join johnstonefitness.com

 

[ShaHBucks]

So you're going to keep chugging white goop, just switching to milk?

That's low

 

[DaVinci]

I'll let you in on my secret method for gaining 50 lbs: turn 30.

 

[Vike Me]

That's, what.. 128 fluid ounces a day?

Worked for Rod Stewart.

 

[Godsbrother]

Ice cream > Milk

 

[culdeus]

GMOD works along with a 5x5 type program. Not so successful with something like P90x or for sure something with alot of cardio.

 

[eoMMan]

join johnstonefitness.com

He feels like you can drink the milk like its aleady been drunk!

 

[Zow]

I'll let you in on my secret method for gaining 50 lbs: turn 30.

 

[The General]

Gaining 30lbs just to gain weight seems like a bad idea. You'll just look all puffy.

 

[grateful zed]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

 

[bushdocda]

How many gallons down so far Jackhammer?

 

[Ned]

I went to Walmart and bout 60 cans of ravioli (Chef Boyardee). After consuming all that ravioli, I ballooned up to about 130 lbs but began to experience chest pains from the excessive sodium content.

#1 fan of Wozbrulet

 

[Otis]

I have this SAME exact problem.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

GONAD diet update?

 

[None_More_Black]

Gaining 30lbs just to gain weight seems like a bad idea. You'll just look all puffy.

I know this is probably a bs thread but it is actually not a bad idea if the op is looking to put on muscle mass. If he lifts during the milk experiment he should put on some good weight. In order to put on muscle you have to be in calorie surplus.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[flapgreen]

I have this SAME exact problem.

Drinking a gallon of milk a day?

 

[fatness]

I'll throw in 5 bucks toward buying this guy a cow. A cow would look great on his profile pics.

 

[cstu]

Gaining 30lbs just to gain weight seems like a bad idea. You'll just look all puffy.

I know this is probably a bs thread but it is actually not a bad idea if the op is looking to put on muscle mass. If he lifts during the milk experiment he should put on some good weight. In order to put on muscle you have to be in calorie surplus.

Plus nothing makes you stronger like carrying around a bunch of fat.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Can we get this thread hard deleted?

 

[matuski]

I'll let you in on my secret method for gaining 50 lbs: turn 30.

I hate your truth telling.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

I just had a GREAT idea. Need someone with a medical background to work out the details though. If you wanted to put on weight, why not swallow a bunch of rocks or similar things that would not be easily broken down by the digestive system. So rather than spend money on milk, why not eat rocks for free?

 

[Parrothead]

I just had a GREAT idea. Need someone with a medical background to work out the details though. If you wanted to put on weight, why not swallow a bunch of rocks or similar things that would not be easily broken down by the digestive system. So rather than spend money on milk, why not eat rocks for free?

why not just fill your pockets with rocks? that will add weight to you

 

[grateful zed]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

in my state the price of a gallon of milk is the same no matter what it is. 2%, whole, choco. etc.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

in my state the price of a gallon of milk is the same no matter what it is. 2%, whole, choco. etc.

It's an Eminence joke.

I'll contribute seed money for this enterprise, Eminence.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

in my state the price of a gallon of milk is the same no matter what it is. 2%, whole, choco. etc.

You suck at this.

 

[UniAlias]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

in my state the price of a gallon of milk is the same no matter what it is. 2%, whole, choco. etc.

You suck at this.

 

[Widbil83]

I have this SAME exact problem.

Drinking a gallon of milk a day?

Always after skipping lunch though.

 

[Ned]

Buy plain milk, add chocolate to it and sell for a sizeable profit!

chocolate milk and plain are the same price.

:whoosh:

in my state the price of a gallon of milk is the same no matter what it is. 2%, whole, choco. etc.

Yeah, but if he makes the chocolate milk and sells it he can charge more for it and profit.

 

[xulf]

How'd this work out?

 

[Eminence]

This was too hard.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Try a half gallon of heavy cream for 10 days.

 

[TheIronSheik]

This was too hard.

Wow. I would have never guessed you were someone who'd give up so easily.

 

[Mario Kart]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3yc4tu/male23_59_amazing_two_year_journey_from_very/

 

[jon_mx]

Did this help your dunking ability?

 

[Eminence]

This is a great idea.

 

[captain_amazing]

Closest to this I ever came was back in my college days betting a guy I could down a gallon of milk faster than he could. We each got a gallon of whole milk, and both were about 3/4 of the way through it in about 55 minutes. I was considering chugging the last bit to say I could do it in an hour, but he puked and I won the money. I'm not sure it's humanly possible to do it, though.

Probably not possible to chug a gallon of milk in one hour.

Water, yes, with proper strategy.

Possible in 10 seconds possible.