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[Clown Car]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

It's her tenth. It probably fell out when she sneezed at the hospital vending machine.

No. It still hurts.

 

[Clown Car]

Congrats! I am not sure how the heck you handle ten. 3 is more than enough for moi.

I'm gifted in crowd control. Thanks!

 

[Clown Car]

Number 10 was born Sunday evening. He is wonderful to me of course, but it thought you guys might be amused to know that he was 12 pounds, 23 inches long.

23 inches long? Damn. Even a baby has me by almost 20 inches.

I'm sure you are fine.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

It's her tenth. It probably fell out when she sneezed at the hospital vending machine.

No. It still hurts.

Well. Now I feel bad for making the joke. So, congrats. I have two. I don't know how you handle 10. God love ya.

 

[TheIronSheik]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

It's her tenth. It probably fell out when she sneezed at the hospital vending machine.

No. It still hurts.

Well. Now I feel bad for making the joke.So, congrats. I have two. I don't know how you handle 10. God love ya.

CLOWN FIGHT!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

How old is the next youngest? How old is the oldest?

Lived next to a family that had 8. Every once in a while I would pick up one of the younger ones that had wondered a couple blocks away and take them back home.. Came home a couple of times to find one in our house watching TV.

 

[El Floppo]

1 more and you can apply to MLS for an expansion team.

congrats, though.

I can't imagine what your grocery shopping trips must be like... and the fear in the eyes of the guys having to stock the store you shop in.

 

[Tom Servo]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

It's her tenth. It probably fell out when she sneezed at the hospital vending machine.

 

[Clown Car]

How old is the next youngest? How old is the oldest?

Lived next to a family that had 8. Every once in a while I would pick up one of the younger ones that had wondered a couple blocks away and take them back home.. Came home a couple of times to find one in our house watching TV.

The next youngest will be 3 next month. The oldest is 18. Yes she's hot, no pics.

We live out in the country with a fully fenced property. They aren't going anywhere.

 

[Clown Car]

1 more and you can apply to MLS for an expansion team.

congrats, though.

I can't imagine what your grocery shopping trips must be like... and the fear in the eyes of the guys having to stock the store you shop in.

I don't think it's bad. I buy meat in bulk. Half a steer once a year and chicken breast twice a year. They don't eat much really. I'm sure that will change when the boys hit that stride.

 

[Tom Servo]

CC will be the second woman I ever knew that wore out maternity clothes.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

What small business health insurance plan do you qualify for when you hit 10?

Congrats.

I'm not sure. I know we are ok til we hit 10. I don't know what will happen if we have another before the oldest is off. Same price, one kid or ten. Just trying to get our money's worth.

No comment or judgement on the number of kids, but this #### burns me up re: insurance premiums. My coworker has 6 kids and I have one.

Why should we be paying the same?

 

[eoMMan]

are you catholic?

No.

moron?

I think he meant Mormon....are you Mormon?

Were these all planned or did they just happen?

Do you plan on more? How many more?

 

[Clown Car]

are you catholic?

No.

moron?

I think he meant Mormon....are you Mormon?

Were these all planned or did they just happen?

Do you plan on more? How many more?

Not Mormon either.

We just really liked the first one, had another. And so on. You do what you're good at. We are really good at this. They came one at a time over the last 19 years. Im in great health, never had problems. It works for us.

But I think I'm done. I'm really tired. I'm old (44). I have nothing to prove. And at 12 pounds, he can be the caboose.

 

[Clown Car]

What small business health insurance plan do you qualify for when you hit 10?

Congrats.

I'm not sure. I know we are ok til we hit 10. I don't know what will happen if we have another before the oldest is off. Same price, one kid or ten. Just trying to get our money's worth.

Then this will really cheese you off: the company my husband works for covers 100% of the premiums. So his two kid coworker isn't mad.

No comment or judgement on the number of kids, but this #### burns me up re: insurance premiums. My coworker has 6 kids and I have one.

Why should we be paying the same?

 

[Clown Car]

What small business health insurance plan do you qualify for when you hit 10?

Congrats.

I'm not sure. I know we are ok til we hit 10. I don't know what will happen if we have another before the oldest is off. Same price, one kid or ten. Just trying to get our money's worth.

Then this will really cheese you off: the company my husband works for covers 100% of the premiums. So his two kid coworker isn't mad.

No comment or judgement on the number of kids, but this #### burns me up re: insurance premiums. My coworker has 6 kids and I have one.

Why should we be paying the same?

Then this will really cheese you off: the company my husband works for covers 100% of the premiums. So his two kid coworker isn't mad.

 

[YSR]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

No kidding. My first was 6 pounds and hurt like hell.

Congrats, CC!

 

[glumpy]

Congratulations CC!

 

[Clown Car]

How has no one commented on 12 lbs, thats a HUGE baby

No kidding. My first was 6 pounds and hurt like hell.

Congrats, CC!

Thank you!

 

[Clown Car]

Congratulations CC!

Thanks, G!

 

[MC Gas Money]

CC

How many pairs of boots do you go through in a year?

 

[Capella]

To each their own but this is totally nuts to me.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

are you catholic?

No.

moron?

I think he meant Mormon....are you Mormon?Were these all planned or did they just happen?

Do you plan on more? How many more?

Not Mormon either. We just really liked the first one, had another. And so on. You do what you're good at. We are really good at this. They came one at a time over the last 19 years. Im in great health, never had problems. It works for us.

But I think I'm done. I'm really tired. I'm old (44). I have nothing to prove. And at 12 pounds, he can be the caboose.

You'll be back.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Number 10 was born Sunday evening. He is wonderful to me of course, but it thought you guys might be amused to know that he was 12 pounds, 23 inches long.

Congrats and based on the size of your kid you better buy mama something pretty nice.

 

[skol asylum]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

 

[skol asylum]

Number 10 was born Sunday evening. He is wonderful to me of course, but it thought you guys might be amused to know that he was 12 pounds, 23 inches long.

Congrats and based on the size of your kid you better buy mama something pretty nice.

She is mama.

 

[fantasycurse42]

What kind of transportation do you have?

Do you own a van?

 

[Clown Car]

What kind of transportation do you have?

Do you own a van?

We have a 12 passenger van, a ford fiesta, and a pick up truck. I use the fiesta the most because I usually only take a couple with me at a time.

 

[El Floppo]

ok then, now that some time has passed... how's the new pregnancy going?

 

[Clown Car]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

 

[Clown Car]

CC

How many pairs of boots do you go through in a year?

I wear flip flops.

 

[Clown Car]

are you catholic?

No.

moron?

I think he meant Mormon....are you Mormon?Were these all planned or did they just happen?

Do you plan on more? How many more?

Not Mormon either. We just really liked the first one, had another. And so on. You do what you're good at. We are really good at this. They came one at a time over the last 19 years. Im in great health, never had problems. It works for us.

But I think I'm done. I'm really tired. I'm old (44). I have nothing to prove. And at 12 pounds, he can be the caboose.

You'll be back.

Maybe.

 

[AcerFC]

Are you interested in two more?

 

[Guest]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

Do the older kids help out a lot with the younger ones? That was always the case with the big families I know. Built-in babysitters. My ex's side had some big families (Catholic). Some of the kids were out of the house and married before their last sibling was born.

 

[El Floppo]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

where "every little thing" is code for kid #3-9.

eta: I feel compelled to add a big ... a mom just out of childbirth shouldn't have to deduce the sarcasm or think some yabo from the internet is blasting her parenting skills.

 

[DCThunder]

Do you have a border collie to help corral them when they are all out in the yard? It would seem like good herding dog would REALLY help!

But congratulations nevertheless.

 

[Clown Car]

Are you interested in two more?

I'm good for now but Woz was asking...

 

[Clown Car]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

where "every little thing" is code for kid #3-9.

eta: I feel compelled to add a big ... a mom just out of childbirth shouldn't have to deduce the sarcasm or think some yabo from the internet is blasting her parenting skills.

Pretty much it is true though. With one you have all those dreams of making it magical, two you keep trying but you can't make everything magical all the time and one or the other snowflake is unhappy. After three, you just learn to love things for what they are. House is a mess, I don't care. "Frozen" theme parties, nope. You figure out what is truly important and aim for those goals.

 

[Clown Car]

Do you have a border collie to help corral them when they are all out in the yard? It would seem like good herding dog would REALLY help!

But congratulations nevertheless.

We had an Australian shepherd for 12.5 years. She was amazing. She did watch over them. I said I would let her nurse them if she wanted to.

 

[Clown Car]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

Do the older kids help out a lot with the younger ones? That was always the case with the big families I know. Built-in babysitters. My ex's side had some big families (Catholic). Some of the kids were out of the house and married before their last sibling was born.

They do. 3 delivered 9 and they have been inseparable since. 4 wants that kind of relationship with 10 so he is constantly asking me if there is something he can do yo help, teach him how to do something. My oldest is out of the house, she was a huge help because she could drive.

 

[Clown Car]

ok then, now that some time has passed... how's the new pregnancy going?

We're good, but not that good.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

Do the older kids help out a lot with the younger ones? That was always the case with the big families I know. Built-in babysitters. My ex's side had some big families (Catholic). Some of the kids were out of the house and married before their last sibling was born.

They do. 3 delivered 9 and they have been inseparable since. 4 wants that kind of relationship with 10 so he is constantly asking me if there is something he can do yo help, teach him how to do something. My oldest is out of the house, she was a huge help because she could drive.

Do you actually call them by their numbers or do you use their names?

 

[DCThunder]

Do you have a border collie to help corral them when they are all out in the yard? It would seem like good herding dog would REALLY help!

But congratulations nevertheless.

We had an Australian shepherd for 12.5 years. She was amazing. She did watch over them. I said I would let her nurse them if she wanted to.

I've heard that those are great dogs. She probably would have let them nurse, if it had been necessary.

 

[Clown Car]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

Do the older kids help out a lot with the younger ones? That was always the case with the big families I know. Built-in babysitters. My ex's side had some big families (Catholic). Some of the kids were out of the house and married before their last sibling was born.

They do. 3 delivered 9 and they have been inseparable since. 4 wants that kind of relationship with 10 so he is constantly asking me if there is something he can do yo help, teach him how to do something. My oldest is out of the house, she was a huge help because she could drive.

Do you actually call them by their numbers or do you use their names?

Depends on what venue. Here on the internet I go by numbers because no one knows their names and can't keep track. I don't use age because that changes, so number works. But at home I call them everything but their name including running through dogs names before I remember the right one.

 

[DCThunder]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

where "every little thing" is code for kid #3-9.

eta: I feel compelled to add a big ... a mom just out of childbirth shouldn't have to deduce the sarcasm or think some yabo from the internet is blasting her parenting skills.

Pretty much it is true though. With one you have all those dreams of making it magical, two you keep trying but you can't make everything magical all the time and one or the other snowflake is unhappy. After three, you just learn to love things for what they are. House is a mess, I don't care. "Frozen" theme parties, nope. You figure out what is truly important and aim for those goals.

It would be a much better world if more moms adopted your attitude.

 

[El Floppo]

Congrats. Our 2 girls are plenty. 3 seems like it would be unpossible let alone 10.

1 is hard, 2 is worse. 3 and more gets easier. I think it mostly because I don't care as much about every little thing.

Do the older kids help out a lot with the younger ones? That was always the case with the big families I know. Built-in babysitters. My ex's side had some big families (Catholic). Some of the kids were out of the house and married before their last sibling was born.

They do. 3 delivered 9 and they have been inseparable since. 4 wants that kind of relationship with 10 so he is constantly asking me if there is something he can do yo help, teach him how to do something. My oldest is out of the house, she was a huge help because she could drive.

Do you actually call them by their numbers or do you use their names?

Depends on what venue. Here on the internet I go by numbers because no one knows their names and can't keep track. I don't use age because that changes, so number works. But at home I call them everything but their name including running through dogs names before I remember the right one.

this kid must have nightmares

 

[Guest]

Speaking of nursing, have you breast fed all of them?

 

[Clown Car]

Speaking of nursing, have you breast fed all of them?

1-6 yes. 7-9 no for reasons unknown to me they chose not to. But 10 is working it like a champ. His dad is very proud.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Number 10 was born Sunday evening. He is wonderful to me of course, but it thought you guys might be amused to know that he was 12 pounds, 23 inches long.

Number 10 12 pounds

 

[Swing 51]

Are you married to ClownCausedChaos2?