A note to my coworker ... (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

 

[wadegarrett]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

reply or have someone else reply with "I thought it was being watched"

 

[TheAristocrat]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

reply or have someone else reply with "I thought it was being watched"

I think I am going to let this one go for a bit. She looks distressed and is actually searching office to office now.

 

[arrow1]

:ilovethisthread:

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Feast or phantom? Really?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Feast or phantom? Really?

 

[SKribbles]

To the obese woman of the office:

I know it is Stampede time and everyone likes to dress-up like a cowboy/cowgirl. But come on... you're still fat. You cannot get away with tying your shirt like that. When the guys in the office were talking about how great woman look in cowboy hats, they were not referring to you or anyone else who is morbidly obese.

To the one moderately attractive woman in the office:

You should dress like this all year.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

To the obese woman of the office:

I know it is Stampede time and everyone likes to dress-up like a cowboy/cowgirl. But come on... you're still fat. You cannot get away with tying your shirt like that. When the guys in the office were talking about how great woman look in cowboy hats, they were not referring to you or anyone else who is morbidly obese.

To the one moderately attractive woman in the office:

You should dress like this all year.

wat

 

[OddibeMcD]

Is Stampede day anything like Whacking Day?

 

[SKribbles]

To the obese woman of the office:

I know it is Stampede time and everyone likes to dress-up like a cowboy/cowgirl. But come on... you're still fat. You cannot get away with tying your shirt like that. When the guys in the office were talking about how great woman look in cowboy hats, they were not referring to you or anyone else who is morbidly obese.

To the one moderately attractive woman in the office:

You should dress like this all year.

wat

Calgary Stampede - Greatest Outdoor Show on EarthPretty much a big rodeo and alot of boozing.

 

[arrow1]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

reply or have someone else reply with "I thought it was being watched"

I think I am going to let this one go for a bit. She looks distressed and is actually searching office to office now.

Is she still looking?

 

[TheAristocrat]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

reply or have someone else reply with "I thought it was being watched"

I think I am going to let this one go for a bit. She looks distressed and is actually searching office to office now.

Is she still looking?

She went office to office, interrupting attorneys and barging in on staff projects. When I knew that she was in the other tower, I cracked the bottom drawer enough so that you'd see the puncher when you glanced down.The puncher is back in the main file room and she is not in the office today.

 

[SuperJohn96]

I want to preface my note by saying that my company is in the midst of a Ministry of Transportation audit on our 200 commercial vehicles and ALL our licensed drivers.

Dear Consultant,

I realize you are frustrated dealing with our lack of or difficulty in finding information. I realize you have a wealth of knowledge as a former Ministry of Transportation employee. You went from punishing companies to getting paid by them (like we are right now) to help them keep their fines down and set up the proper processes in place for future audits.

But you are getting paid to help us, don't act like you are doing us a favour on your week off.

Oh, and I am the IT here, so for chrissakes I know how to use a USB key, you don't need to explain to me how to plug it into MY computer. And the file you tried to open on my computer so I could print it out for you? When you clicked on it to open it and you #####ed that my computer "doesn't even know how to open an Excel file" ...well, it's because your ####### deleted the .xls file extension when you saved it to your USB key from your email.

My PC has got all sorts of bells and whistles, and you are lucky I even let you touch it.

So when I tried to explain this to you and I told you to save it to my desktop so I could rename the file with the .xls extension because I knew you didn't trust me to #### up your saved filed...well, I should have done it myself, because you saved a SHORTCUT you ####### moron. And before I could notice, you pulled out your key and stood up beside me. When I told you what you did this time, the response of "nevermind, it's not a big deal" does not cut it.

It was a big deal when you needed to print the damn file you jackass.

Now you are not just insulting my PC but my intelligence as well.

And I haven't even mentioned what a huge scam this all is. It's no different than Ex-Cops who "fight" traffic tickets. You guys are playing a dance and making money off of us.

Screw you.

SJ96

P.S. I hope one of our non-safety certified tractor trailers falls apart in front of your car on your way home from here tonight so I never have to see you again.

 

[BigJohn]

Outstanding use of the Out of Office Auto Reply:

I will be out of the office Friday 06/27/08 through Monday 05/26/08. I will return on Monday 07/30/08.

I just peed my pants.... :(

 

[SKribbles]

I want to preface my note by saying that my company is in the midst of a Ministry of Transportation audit on our 200 commercial vehicles and ALL our licensed drivers.

Dear Consultant,

I realize you are frustrated dealing with our lack of or difficulty in finding information. I realize you have a wealth of knowledge as a former Ministry of Transportation employee. You went from punishing companies to getting paid by them (like we are right now) to help them keep their fines down and set up the proper processes in place for future audits.

But you are getting paid to help us, don't act like you are doing us a favour on your week off.

Oh, and I am the IT here, so for chrissakes I know how to use a USB key, you don't need to explain to me how to plug it into MY computer. And the file you tried to open on my computer so I could print it out for you? When you clicked on it to open it and you #####ed that my computer "doesn't even know how to open an Excel file" ...well, it's because your ####### deleted the .xls file extension when you saved it to your USB key from your email.



My PC has got all sorts of bells and whistles, and you are lucky I even let you touch it.

So when I tried to explain this to you and I told you to save it to my desktop so I could rename the file with the .xls extension because I knew you didn't trust me to #### up your saved filed...well, I should have done it myself, because you saved a SHORTCUT you ####### moron. And before I could notice, you pulled out your key and stood up beside me. When I told you what you did this time, the response of "nevermind, it's not a big deal" does not cut it.

It was a big deal when you needed to print the damn file you jackass.

Now you are not just insulting my PC but my intelligence as well.

And I haven't even mentioned what a huge scam this all is. It's no different than Ex-Cops who "fight" traffic tickets. You guys are playing a dance and making money off of us.

Screw you.

SJ96

P.S. I hope one of our non-safety certified tractor trailers falls apart in front of your car on your way home from here tonight so I never have to see you again.

 

[Kal El]

You are being watched.

It's a three-hole punch. Ease it up a little.

LOL!Email rec'd five minutes ago (sent to everyone in the office):

"We are missing our new 3-hole punch (it punches the larger holes) from the main file room. It is suppose to stay in the main file room so that everyone has access to it. When someone takes it from there, someone else can't use it. Please return the three hold puncher so that others can get their work done."

I put it in her bottom desk drawer. This should be good.

A W E S O M E !!!11!1!

reply or have someone else reply with "I thought it was being watched"

I think I am going to let this one go for a bit. She looks distressed and is actually searching office to office now.

Is she still looking?

She went office to office, interrupting attorneys and barging in on staff projects. When I knew that she was in the other tower, I cracked the bottom drawer enough so that you'd see the puncher when you glanced down.The puncher is back in the main file room and she is not in the office today.

This story wins.

 

[Running with scissors]

To the obese woman of the office:

I know it is Stampede time and everyone likes to dress-up like a cowboy/cowgirl. But come on... you're still fat. You cannot get away with tying your shirt like that. When the guys in the office were talking about how great woman look in cowboy hats, they were not referring to you or anyone else who is morbidly obese.

To the one moderately attractive woman in the office:

You should dress like this all year.

wat

Calgary Stampede - Greatest Outdoor Show on EarthPretty much a big rodeo and alot of boozing.

I've come to work drunk or hung over every day this week. Have to go to the Telecom/white trash pub crawl AND the O&Y Party (Joan Jett/Billy Idol) too tonight. Most definitely won't be hung over until noon tomorrow.

 

[SuperJohn96]

I want to preface my note by saying that my company is in the midst of a Ministry of Transportation audit on our 200 commercial vehicles and ALL our licensed drivers.

Dear Consultant,

I realize you are frustrated dealing with our lack of or difficulty in finding information. I realize you have a wealth of knowledge as a former Ministry of Transportation employee. You went from punishing companies to getting paid by them (like we are right now) to help them keep their fines down and set up the proper processes in place for future audits.

But you are getting paid to help us, don't act like you are doing us a favour on your week off.

Oh, and I am the IT here, so for chrissakes I know how to use a USB key, you don't need to explain to me how to plug it into MY computer. And the file you tried to open on my computer so I could print it out for you? When you clicked on it to open it and you #####ed that my computer "doesn't even know how to open an Excel file" ...well, it's because your ####### deleted the .xls file extension when you saved it to your USB key from your email.



My PC has got all sorts of bells and whistles, and you are lucky I even let you touch it.

So when I tried to explain this to you and I told you to save it to my desktop so I could rename the file with the .xls extension because I knew you didn't trust me to #### up your saved filed...well, I should have done it myself, because you saved a SHORTCUT you ####### moron. And before I could notice, you pulled out your key and stood up beside me. When I told you what you did this time, the response of "nevermind, it's not a big deal" does not cut it.

It was a big deal when you needed to print the damn file you jackass.

Now you are not just insulting my PC but my intelligence as well.

And I haven't even mentioned what a huge scam this all is. It's no different than Ex-Cops who "fight" traffic tickets. You guys are playing a dance and making money off of us.

Screw you.

SJ96

P.S. I hope one of our non-safety certified tractor trailers falls apart in front of your car on your way home from here tonight so I never have to see you again.

I should have known that's what people would focus on... :sonova:

 

[shake zula]

1. I hate this job

2.I swear that I'm going to just lose it.

Co-worker 1: I'm amazing, I'm a sophomore in the honors programs at OSU. BLAH BLAH BLAH

Co-worker 2: I hate reviewing my kids homework, it's so frustrating. Homework is not my cup of tea, BLAH BLAH BLAH

####. Everyone just ####. Jesus H. Christ.

I'm thinking of just becoming homeless. I hate work.

 

[Please See Mine]

Why are you using the phrase "not to be a smarty pants"?

as in:

"Not to be a smarty pants, but if anyone in the world (including our client) knew what was going on with these ridiculous [_____], they would have been loaded by now. The spreadsheets were so mismanaged and anyone could go in there and fiddle around with any of the information on there at any point in time. I know that doesn’t answer your questions at all, but, honestly, that’s the best I can give you. If you look up disaster in the dictionary, I believe this [_________] is listed as an example of one."

You and another woman on your team say this all time in e-mails, when you are being blunt or candid or something.

Are we 4 years old? Actually, if a 4-year old heard you say this, he'd probably punch you in the knee.

jeebus.

 

[Wild Young Billy]

Dear Annoying #####,

Yes, I sent an email to the entire staff about your failure to respond to a customer's request from over a week ago. And yes, I found it necessary to include your boss, it is your project in case you forgot. I think it's about time that someone called you out and that the company realizes that you are a complete waste of company resources.

No, I am not your boss, he apparently doesn't care. How useless are you? Where do I start??.....You showing up daily 2 hours late, leaving shortly after 5 o'clock, your failure to meet any deadlines (quarterly deadlines for projects doesn't mean once or twice/year), your phone on Do Not Disturb 90% of the time, your failure to participate with the rest of the staff for anything.

I won't stop calling you out until you change.

Sincerely,

Sick of Your ####.

 

[Osaurus]

Dear Annoying #####,Yes, I sent an email to the entire staff about your failure to respond to a customer's request from over a week ago. And yes, I found it necessary to include your boss, it is your project in case you forgot. I think it's about time that someone called you out and that the company realizes that you are a complete waste of company resources. No, I am not your boss, he apparently doesn't care. How useless are you? Where do I start??.....You showing up daily 2 hours late, leaving shortly after 5 o'clock, your failure to meet any deadlines (quarterly deadlines for projects doesn't mean once or twice/year), your phone on Do Not Disturb 90% of the time, your failure to participate with the rest of the staff for anything. I won't stop calling you out until you change.Sincerely,Sick of Your ####.

Geico Gecko? He's out in the field a lot.

 

[Print Is Dead]

Is 4:30 the day before a 3 day weekend really the best time to schedule a conference call?

No - 5:15 is.Had one of those once before xmas holidays at an old job.

this guy is notorious for scheduling calls like this. he's also notorious for not being able to end them. i'm expecting to be on the phone until 7 or so and i'm pissed.

Just tell them you have a "hard stop" at 5:00.Then at 5:00, make your apologies and hang up.What's the problem?

There's this thing called a hierarchy. Maybe you've heard of it. This guy's a VP. I'm not.

Hm...ok. But you report to him or to someone who reports to him, right? And you are valued for what you do, right? So you are giving this feedback all along, right? Or are you maybe just a little bit to blame because nobody has given the "notorious" VP the feedback on this? There's hierarchy and then there's hierarchy. Having a VP after your name doesn't make you a better person, or your personal life more important than the rest of the people you work with. If he doesn't see that, you're doing both of you a favor by taking steps to respectfully get that message to him somehow.Just my 2 cents.

Just saw this.Ok dude. I don't know where you work that you can tell people above you that you have a "hard stop" at a certain time for no good reason, but it doesn't work that way everywhere. And I'm sure there would be no repurcussions at all from telling a VP he needs to respect my personal time and not schedule meetings late in the day before a holiday.

 

[badgerfan80]

To the maintenance guy,

What is your problem? Why do you follow me around the plant and tell me over detailed stories of things nobody ever wants to here? (Ex: About how he fixed a car up when he was in his mid 20’s with a friend) You don’t always need to be talking, you don’t need to tell a story during every conversation. Stop sneaking up on me when I’m talking to other people and then changing the subject to something you want to talk about like Jeff Gordon or your Mom’s homemade jelly. Please leave me alone.

 

[Smeagol]

To the maintenance guy,What is your problem? Why do you follow me around the plant and tell me over detailed stories of things nobody ever wants to here? (Ex: About how he fixed a car up when he was in his mid 20’s with a friend) You don’t always need to be talking, you don’t need to tell a story during every conversation. Stop sneaking up on me when I’m talking to other people and then changing the subject to something you want to talk about like Jeff Gordon or your Mom’s homemade jelly. Please leave me alone.

I think he wants to date you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't care that you worked for a judge for 3 years. I don't care what it was like. I don't care if it was better. If it was such a great ####ing job, go back to it. Please. Your life and my sanity depend on it.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Hi everyone,there is Beagels and spread in the breakroom for everyone. Enjoy!

 

[SuperJohn96]

Dear SuperJohn96,

Please don't kill yourself today.

Your two bosses, Bendy, the HR lady are all off, and the receptionist isn't in for another 15 minutes, but you can do it buddy, I know you can make it.

Just because DPH-JD is the ONLY other person around you right now doesn't mean you should run screaming into traffic. Go look at some Who's Hottest threads. Maybe someone will start one of those "FFA Friday" threads you so dearly enjoy.

Listen, between you, me, and everyone else you work with, she's an annoying ####, and having her answer phones, GIVING her an excuse to talk even more, is incredibly difficult to take, but that doesn't mean we can't get past it, can we?

Oh ####, she's talking to ME now.

What? No DPH-JD, I don't know if the receptionist is coming in today. Yes, she starts at 9:30, same time she does EVERY DAY. No she never said anything to me.

OK, good, the phone is ringing... hmm, maybe if I put on some music with my online Sirius account. Ahh....there that's bet--Oh dear god...it's her son on the phone...again.

OK that's it. SJ96, you still want to go through with this? Cuz I'm so in...I've changed my mind, I can't take it anymore either.

We'll see you all in hell.

Love,

Yourself

 

[Psychopav]

Is 4:30 the day before a 3 day weekend really the best time to schedule a conference call?

No - 5:15 is.Had one of those once before xmas holidays at an old job.

this guy is notorious for scheduling calls like this. he's also notorious for not being able to end them. i'm expecting to be on the phone until 7 or so and i'm pissed.

Just tell them you have a "hard stop" at 5:00.Then at 5:00, make your apologies and hang up.What's the problem?

There's this thing called a hierarchy. Maybe you've heard of it. This guy's a VP. I'm not.

Hm...ok. But you report to him or to someone who reports to him, right? And you are valued for what you do, right? So you are giving this feedback all along, right? Or are you maybe just a little bit to blame because nobody has given the "notorious" VP the feedback on this? There's hierarchy and then there's hierarchy. Having a VP after your name doesn't make you a better person, or your personal life more important than the rest of the people you work with. If he doesn't see that, you're doing both of you a favor by taking steps to respectfully get that message to him somehow.Just my 2 cents.

Just saw this.Ok dude. I don't know where you work that you can tell people above you that you have a "hard stop" at a certain time for no good reason, but it doesn't work that way everywhere. And I'm sure there would be no repurcussions at all from telling a VP he needs to respect my personal time and not schedule meetings late in the day before a holiday.

Obviously I'm not saying to be as blunt as I was in this post when talking to the VP, but don't you think there's a problem with this mentality? The VP doesn't own you. If something is going on that directly affects me and I really don't like it, then I'm going to at least try to take steps to change the situation, or the person, or my mentality. All I hear on this one is rolling over. This is how broken men are made.Hey, you can believe what you want but nobody's going to improve your situation for you. (I know it wasn't you posting originally, so I'm saying you, not you per se - you dig?)

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Is 4:30 the day before a 3 day weekend really the best time to schedule a conference call?

No - 5:15 is.Had one of those once before xmas holidays at an old job.

this guy is notorious for scheduling calls like this. he's also notorious for not being able to end them. i'm expecting to be on the phone until 7 or so and i'm pissed.

Just tell them you have a "hard stop" at 5:00.Then at 5:00, make your apologies and hang up.What's the problem?

There's this thing called a hierarchy. Maybe you've heard of it. This guy's a VP. I'm not.

Hm...ok. But you report to him or to someone who reports to him, right? And you are valued for what you do, right? So you are giving this feedback all along, right? Or are you maybe just a little bit to blame because nobody has given the "notorious" VP the feedback on this? There's hierarchy and then there's hierarchy. Having a VP after your name doesn't make you a better person, or your personal life more important than the rest of the people you work with. If he doesn't see that, you're doing both of you a favor by taking steps to respectfully get that message to him somehow.Just my 2 cents.

Just saw this.Ok dude. I don't know where you work that you can tell people above you that you have a "hard stop" at a certain time for no good reason, but it doesn't work that way everywhere. And I'm sure there would be no repurcussions at all from telling a VP he needs to respect my personal time and not schedule meetings late in the day before a holiday.

Obviously I'm not saying to be as blunt as I was in this post when talking to the VP, but don't you think there's a problem with this mentality? The VP doesn't own you. If something is going on that directly affects me and I really don't like it, then I'm going to at least try to take steps to change the situation, or the person, or my mentality. All I hear on this one is rolling over. This is how broken men are made.Hey, you can believe what you want but nobody's going to improve your situation for you. (I know it wasn't you posting originally, so I'm saying you, not you per se - you dig?)

Can we take this hierarchical discussion elsewhere?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Can we take this hierarchical discussion elsewhere?

You sure you have the authority to make that request, GB?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Dear SuperJohn96,Please don't kill yourself today.Your two bosses, Bendy, the HR lady are all off, and the receptionist isn't in for another 15 minutes, but you can do it buddy, I know you can make it.Just because DPH-JD is the ONLY other person around you right now doesn't mean you should run screaming into traffic. Go look at some Who's Hottest threads. Maybe someone will start one of those "FFA Friday" threads you so dearly enjoy.Listen, between you, me, and everyone else you work with, she's an annoying ####, and having her answer phones, GIVING her an excuse to talk even more, is incredibly difficult to take, but that doesn't mean we can't get past it, can we?Oh ####, she's talking to ME now.What? No DPH-JD, I don't know if the receptionist is coming in today. Yes, she starts at 9:30, same time she does EVERY DAY. No she never said anything to me.OK, good, the phone is ringing... hmm, maybe if I put on some music with my online Sirius account. Ahh....there that's bet--Oh dear god...it's her son on the phone...again.OK that's it. SJ96, you still want to go through with this? Cuz I'm so in...I've changed my mind, I can't take it anymore either.We'll see you all in hell.Love,Yourself

:X

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Can we take this hierarchical discussion elsewhere?

You sure you have the authority to make that request, GB?

Just trying to keep the anger directed at coworkers, y'know?

 

[belljr]

Dear CO-WORKER:

nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

 

[Sweet J]

Dear hot new paralegal, I think about you like Homer thinks about Gummy Venus De Milo.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

 

[SuperJohn96]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

You put way too much thought into this.

 

[belljr]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

You put way too much thought into this.

Pretty sure I gave away too much with just that. IF YOU ARE READING THIS

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Can we take this hierarchical discussion elsewhere?

You sure you have the authority to make that request, GB?

Just trying to keep the anger directed at coworkers, y'know?

Sorry, lame attempt at hierarchy joke.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Can we take this hierarchical discussion elsewhere?

You sure you have the authority to make that request, GB?

Just trying to keep the anger directed at coworkers, y'know?

Sorry, lame attempt at hierarchy joke.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

You put way too much thought into this.

And your point is?

 

[mr. furley]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

 

[SuperJohn96]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

mr. furley & Nigel Tufnel =

 

[lunar cranium]

please stop making loud fart noises while i'm trying to work. tia.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Dear CO-WORKER:

nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?

The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

mr. furley & Nigel Tufnel =

x

 

[mr. furley]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

mr. furley & Nigel Tufnel =

names will be changed to protect the innocent

 

[SuperJohn96]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

mr. furley & Nigel Tufnel =

names will be changed to protect the innocent

mr. furley playing dumb schtick /= funny

 

[mr. furley]

Dear CO-WORKER:nevermind he reads here - I don't want to call him out ....

Want to borrow an alias?

I don't see how that will help.If he posts the story and his coworker reads it, what does it matter what username he posts it under?The story is probably pretty specific and the annoying coworker will likely know that his IRL coworker is bashing him on the innernets.

PM me the story and i will post it

mr. furley & Nigel Tufnel =

names will be changed to protect the innocent

mr. furley playing dumb schtick /= funny

i'll be the judge of that, thanks