A person convinced against their will (1 Viewer)

[Dentist]

is of the same opinion still.

That is all... never forget this gents

 

[Keerock]

If you choose not to decide... You still have made a choice

 

[saintfool]

many a false step is made standing still.

#fortunecookiewisdom

 

[El Floppo]

Half of one, six dozen of the other.

 

[saintfool]

you can take a girl out of cheap underwear but you can't take the cheap underwear out of the girl.

#taxidriverwisdom

 

[Fennis]

one sunny day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot those two dead boys
if you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too

 

[Leroy Hoard]

you can take a girl out of cheap underwear but you can't take the cheap underwear out of the girl.

Try a spork.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[eoMMan]

No matter how much you shake, wiggle and dance,

A little will always get on your pants.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

You can't make an omellete without breaking a few hymen.