Acceptable things to self identify as (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

So you can switch genders and race. Are there other things we can switch?

I'd like to identify as a physically fit person who just happens to be trapped in a middle aged, overweight body.

 

[MattFancy]

Tomato self identifies as a vegetable

 

[belljr]

I identify as a person with long flowing hair

 

[Cjw_55106]

So you can switch genders and race. Are there other things we can switch?

I'd like to identify as a physically fit person who just happens to be trapped in a middle aged, overweight body.

I dont think this has been proven. Its been tried, but the success rate is not high.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And technically you can't switch genders...you're fixing a glitch.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Tomato self identifies as a vegetable

But, Tomahto is still a fruit.

 

[TenTimes]

Now would be an excellent time to self identify with self identifiers

 

[Cjw_55106]

oooooh, I think I'll tell my wife I self identify as a single man.

 

[John Bender]

I self identify with being a moderator and staff member here. Make it happen Joe or I'll sue your ### into next week

 

[Sinn Fein]

[stevenwright]

Jewish Cowboy

[/buckygoldstein]

 

[rockaction]

An excellent user of hyphens?

 

[MattFancy]

Jeopardy Champion.

Hey, I got the final question right, so I'm just as good as Ken Jennings.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Jeopardy Champion.

Hey, I got the final question right, so I'm just as good as Ken Jennings.

I identify as two people who have never been in my kitchen.

 

[Sinn Fein]

An excellent user of hyphens?

rock-action - a hyphenated user of excellent

 

[Quint]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

 

[msommer]

oooooh, I think I'll tell my wife I self identify as a single man.

Do that and it will happen!

 

[Cjw_55106]

oooooh, I think I'll tell my wife I self identify as a single man.

Do that and it will happen!

Promises, promises.

 

[johnnycakes]

If I self-identify with someone, do I get to sleep with their wife?

 

[nirad3]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

During our senior year of HS, my buddies and I convinced the manager at the local Wendy's to give us the 10% "senior discount". We ate there 3-4 times a week so he said what he hell. 2 junior bacon cheeseburgers, fries and a Frosty ahhhh...

 

[sublimeone]

I'm glad I can finally come out of the closet as a African American man. I've always had the necessary hardware but now it's official.

 

[Rove!]

oooooh, I think I'll tell my wife I self identify as a single man.

I think Bill Clinton beat you to the punch...

 

[matttyl]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

That seems to be the only thing you can't change. I look at certain insurance applications, and nearly off of it is something that can be changed - name, marital status, race, gender - but not age. That's an absolute.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

A lot of Goth chicks self identify as Vampires... the really weird ones identify as zombies.

 

[TheIronSheik]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

That seems to be the only thing you can't change. I look at certain insurance applications, and nearly off of it is something that can be changed - name, marital status, race, gender - but not age. That's an absolute.

Depends what planet you identify being from.

 

[matttyl]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

That seems to be the only thing you can't change. I look at certain insurance applications, and nearly off of it is something that can be changed - name, marital status, race, gender - but not age. That's an absolute.

Depends what planet you identify being from.

Not really. Place of birth is also an absolute in our current time and space dimension.

Date of birth, as determined by the Gregorian calendar, a better question?

 

[joffer]

a 15 handicap. I get the strokes right?

 

[TheIronSheik]

senior, though only when it applies to getting discounts at Denny's and the golf course.

That seems to be the only thing you can't change. I look at certain insurance applications, and nearly off of it is something that can be changed - name, marital status, race, gender - but not age. That's an absolute.

Depends what planet you identify being from.

Not really. Place of birth is also an absolute in our current time and space dimension.

Date of birth, as determined by the Gregorian calendar, a better question?

Did you just tell me I can't identify as being born on another planet? What kind of Neanderthal thinks like that? Wake up to the times, caveman!

 

[Mr. Ected]

Pitcher?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

a sheik?