Adult Preschool? What won't Brooklyn Hipsters do? (1 Viewer)

[DCThunder]

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/grownups-pay-big-bucks-attend-nyc-adult-preschool/story?id=29701836

Don't you just want to punch these people in the jejuenum?

PS, I don't think this is a Honda, I did a search, but...

 

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####### hipsters.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

When somebody comes up with adult college, sign me up.

 

[dgreen]

Stressed out adults are spending up to $1,000 to unwind at the World’s first grown up preschool.

Because there's a real shortage of ways to unwind for under $1,000.

 

[Doug B]

"Hey ... I just peed in my pants, too. Don't you guys know it's COOL to pee in your pants?"

...

"If peeing in your pants is cool, I'm Miles Davis.

 

[McGarnicle]

Do they have Legos?

 

[Clifford]

Fool and his money, no?

 

[Cjw_55106]

Funny, they all look just as I expected them to.

 

[Thorn]

Next, you'll be saying they should have their own schools!

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-HIPTITE!

 

[Keerock]

OMFG... I would last maybe 15 seconds in that class. That type of experience/atmosphere is so far away from my ideal way to unwind it's comical. I would either punch someone or end up in the corner, in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.

 

[Super King]

Stressed out adults are spending up to $1,000 to unwind at the Worlds first grown up preschool.

Because there's a real shortage of ways to unwind for under $1,000.

Seriously. That's a whole bunch of Happy Endings

 

[Keerock]

Stressed out adults are spending up to $1,000 to unwind at the Worlds first grown up preschool.

Because there's a real shortage of ways to unwind for under $1,000.

Seriously. That's a whole bunch of Happy Endings

Plus an extra $1K in your pocket (read: I can give myself happy endings for free)

 

[Quint]

Ms. Lippy has a side gig?

 

[Zow]

That one blonde chick in the gold shirt looks kind of hot. I'd play with her doh.

 

[Bucky86]

Will I get in trouble if I show off my peepee to all the girls and ask them to touch it?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Drugs are allowed, right?

 

[Jayrod]

Wow.

Just, wow.

So, so odd.

 

[shadyridr]

God I hate what Brooklyn has become

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Or you could just do all of this at home for (almost) free.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

Whatever makes them happy

 

[Mario Kart]

No way I'm clicking on that link. Probably full of kiddie-porn.

All of you need some Chris Hanson in your life.

 

[drummer]

You're just jealous because someone came up with an idea that pays them big bucks. It's America. That's what we do.

 

[cstu]

You're just jealous because someone came up with an idea that pays them big bucks. It's America. That's what we do.

Yep, capitalism is all about separating stupid people from their money.

 

[ghostguy123]

And people here wonder why the world hates them

 

[drummer]

You're just jealous because someone came up with an idea that pays them big bucks. It's America. That's what we do.

Yep, capitalism is all about separating stupid people from their money.

Just ask Joe B.

 

[Sabertooth]

OMFG... I would last maybe 15 seconds in that class. That type of experience/atmosphere is so far away from my ideal way to unwind it's comical. I would either punch someone or end up in the corner, in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.

I was wondering if you just punch one of them in the face, do you get a timeout? Might be worth it just to get a few shots in.