Alabama CB Geno Smith suspended for the season opener following DUI (1 Viewer)

[Andy Dufresne]

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Sure. But then said drafter would check more than just this thread to see if it was legit and, finding it's not, would finally get the joke that this thread intended.

 

[ImTheScientist]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

 

[B-Deep]

Slippery slope!

C'mon AD, you know we've had this kind of pointless, misleading nonsense pop up on Sundays before. On the FFA board I wouldn't care, but people rely on this board.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmYee2ZfSk

I watched the whole thing. How does he get into space??

that frisbee-mobile thing of theirs is vewy powerful

 

[Biabreakable]

The collective intelligence of posters who do this is negative infinity.

I've seen other folks do this, but seriously, Faust? This is so lame.

Agree. I only opened this because Faust started it otherwise I would have blown it off as a fake story. Cred takes a hit here.

this isn't serious business all the thyme

That's what my aunt Rosemary and her husband Basil say.

sage advice

You make an oregano point here.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

Right...because clearly that's the only time having a DUI on his record will be an issue.

It's the only time this thread would cause an issue for someone who was planning on starting Geno Smith in week 1. People really have a hard time following an argument these days.

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Ironic username.

 

[Amused to Death]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

Right...because clearly that's the only time having a DUI on his record will be an issue.

It's the only time this thread would cause an issue for someone who was planning on starting Geno Smith in week 1. People really have a hard time following an argument these days.

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Ironic username.

Feel free to ignore me any time you want.

 

[MoveToSkypager]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

Right...because clearly that's the only time having a DUI on his record will be an issue.

It's the only time this thread would cause an issue for someone who was planning on starting Geno Smith in week 1. People really have a hard time following an argument these days.

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Ironic username.

How?

 

[ConnSKINS26]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

Right...because clearly that's the only time having a DUI on his record will be an issue.

It's the only time this thread would cause an issue for someone who was planning on starting Geno Smith in week 1. People really have a hard time following an argument these days.

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Ironic username.

How?

He's not amused.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Ironic username.

How?

He's not amused.

I found this exchange amusing.

Not literally to death, mind you.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Faust, keep up the great work. I'm actually more depressed it was the Bama CB than the Jets. :(

True, now they may only beat Virginia Tech by 2 tds instead of 3.

 

[Clifford]

Faust, keep up the great work. I'm actually more depressed it was the Bama CB than the Jets. :(

True, now they may only beat Virginia Tech by 2 tds instead of 3.

2 TDS?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Faust, keep up the great work. I'm actually more depressed it was the Bama CB than the Jets. :(

True, now they may only beat Virginia Tech by 2 tds instead of 3.

2 TDS?

pointspread is only 19 or 20 so load up!

 

[Clifford]

I don't gamble money on anything but FF but I will definitely be taking the Tide on that one. Heck I might break my own rules for that. Anything less than a 35-point win will be considered a major failing. Va Tech is not in the same league.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don't gamble money on anything but FF but I will definitely be taking the Tide on that one. Heck I might break my own rules for that. Anything less than a 35-point win will be considered a major failing. Va Tech is not in the same league.

Good luck with that.

 

[MoveToSkypager]

I don't gamble money on anything but FF but I will definitely be taking the Tide on that one. Heck I might break my own rules for that. Anything less than a 35-point win will be considered a major failing. Va Tech is not in the same league.

Bama will be rusty so I think they'll only win by 30 points.

 

[Clifford]

Both teams would be equally rusty.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

Appears has since been updated, but I find it humorous that Faust (the up to the second updater) did this.

Because no one expected it from him

 

[Shawn]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

No, but the statement reads If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.. He is "ON" my team so I must be done...

 

[FlapJacks]

What's the odds of 2 players just a couple years apart in age being named Geno Smith?

Two RBs named Ricky Williams and two WRs named Steve Smith I could see...

 

[FlapJacks]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

Right...because clearly that's the only time having a DUI on his record will be an issue.

It's the only time this thread would cause an issue for someone who was planning on starting Geno Smith in week 1. People really have a hard time following an argument these days.

What if he's a consideration drafting him in the 2nd round of a rookie draft? Would a DUI raise a flag?

Ironic username.

How?

He's still alive?

 

[Buffaloes]

If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.

. How about if he is on my taxi squad in a dynasty? Am I still done?

Would you be starting him in the season opener in such a case?

No, but the statement reads If Geno Smith (NYJ) is on your team...you are done anyways.. He is "ON" my team so I must be done...

condolences