"Albert Belle shook his penis at my teenage daughter" (1 Viewer)

[comfortably numb]

Titles you dont read everyday... 

Move to the baseball forum?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/03/26/albert-belle-shook-his-penis-at-my-teenage-daughter-accuser/amp/

 

[Galileo]

In his defense, he was drunk and needed to pee.  

 

[Jayrod]

According to @Henry Ford we don't have the right to NOT see a penis.

 

[comfortably numb]

According to @Henry Ford we don't have the right to NOT see a penis.

What thread are you guys talking about penis?

Wait. Never mind. I dont wanna know.

 

[James Daulton]

Damn, after he and Glenn Davis busted so badly, they sealed the O's fate for never again signing potentially team changing free agent sluggers.  And thusly the O's haven't been back to the Series in like 34 years.

Rot in hell you penis shaker!

 

[Smack Tripper]

He sounds pissed did she call him Joey or something?

 

[Tom Servo]

If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

 

[AAABatteries]

Maybe he has Uromysitisis.