Alexandria Sarcophagus now has petition to drink Mummy Milkshake Poop Water (1 Viewer)

[ShamrockPride]

This must be the work of millennials.

Currently with 19000 signatures and counting.

Well, would you? How would you feel about drinking 2000 year old mummified sewage? Would you give yourself up to Amun for a chance at attaining a slice of Egyptian Supergod powers?

 

[irish eyes]

As the saying goes, you can't fix stupid.

 

[IMAX 3D]

@daniel plainview

 

[Osaurus]

Thin the herd

 

[rockaction]

This must be the work of millennials.

Currently with 19000 signatures and counting.

Well, would you? How would you feel about drinking 2000 year old mummified sewage? Would you give yourself up to Amun for a chance at attaining a slice of Egyptian Supergod powers?

Prolly not, you millennial sack. 

 

[gianmarco]

Who? What?

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Sure, it's been buried underground and marinating mummified corpses for a couple of millennia, but at least it's not Budweiser.

 

[gianmarco]

I thought Alexandria Sarcophagus was a person.

 

[rockaction]

Sure, it's been buried underground and marinating mummified corpses for a couple of millennia, but at least it's not Budweiser.

You mean America, amirite?  

 

[rockaction]

ARE YOU ####### WITH AMERICA??!!!

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

I thought Alexandria Sarcophagus was a person.

sounds like the name of a zombie who's the main character of a crappy cartoon where they solve mysteries every week dealing with mummies on the loose.

"Tune in next week, when Alexandria Sarcophagus and Kid Cadaver go on the hunt for a mummy who's been haunting a small town bowling alley! Can they UNRAVEL the mystery?!"

 

[Ilov80s]

I thought Alexandria Sarcophagus was a person.

No they are just digging up some old dead people. 

 

[ShamrockPride]

sounds like the name of a zombie who's the main character of a crappy cartoon where they solve mysteries every week dealing with mummies on the loose.

"Tune in next week, when Alexandria Sarcophagus and Kid Cadaver go on the hunt for a mummy who's been haunting a small town bowling alley! Can they UNRAVEL the mystery?!"

Kid Cadaver 

 

[Scoresman]

I'm having Taco Bell for dinner tonight so some mummy milkshake poop water is definitely in my future.  

 

[dickey moe]

Red Bull####

 

[EYLive]

We deserve Trump.