Alternative facts about Trump (1 Viewer)

[scifijon]

In the spirit of another great thread.  No politics please, just alternative facts.

Donald J Trump has the hands of a lumberjack.

 

[elbowrm]

He's a billionaire with excellent management skills.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Donald Trump thought Van Halen did the right thing to dump David Lee Roth.  Sammy Hagar is so much better.  Listen to Roth's solo album. Sad!

 

[Da Guru]

You wonder why Dodds cleaned house??

 

[eoMMan]

He's not on his third wife, he's on his third soul mate.

 

[NREC34]

He's a good guy. 

The kind you'd want for your daughter. 

 

[DaVinci]

He gave Kevin bad directions because he didn't want to admit that he didn't know where the lobby was.

 

[skol asylum]

POUTUS has the thickest skin of any living human being. It's in the Guinness Book of World Records for its thickness.

 

[DaVinci]

He's a good guy. 

The kind you'd want for your daughter. 

 Your daughter is a 6, tops.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Likes gold-plated showers

 

[John Bender]

eh. Trump sucks but this thread is 1/10.  

 

[Sinn Fein]

Won 95% of the popular vote

 

[MikeIke]

He has absolutely  no interest in what people are saying about him. 

 

[Sinn Fein]

He got more African-American and Hispanic votes than any president in history.

"In fact, we have not met any African-Americans who did not vote for Trump"  -Sean Spicer

 

[Limp Ditka]

CSTU gave him 8-1 odds on the election and was paid off right away.

 

[wikkidpissah]

His foreskin made a killing in Scottsdale real estate.

 

[PIK95]

Donald Trump has recently filed a billion dollar lawsuit against an unnamed canned spray tan manufacturer. 

 

[FreeBaGeL]

He loves honesty.

 

[The General]

You wonder why Dodds cleaned house??

Pretty sure that was because he went deepend on some odd conspiracy stuff.

 

[NREC34]

He loves honesty.

Honest Don

 

[GoBirds]

eh. Trump sucks but this thread is 1/10.  

 

[Ilov80s]

You wonder why Dodds cleaned house??

Really got things all cleaned up. 

 

[Coeur de Lion]

You wonder why Dodds cleaned house??

No. Most of us know it was because he threw a tantrum after getting called out for propogating that 4chan garbage about pizza gate. Evidently you don't know what happened. It's his site, and he can do what he wants, but he was absolutely off the rails and 100% wrong in that entire situation.

 

[rustycolts]

He weighs the same as a duck.

 

[need2know]

He has a wonderful singing voice

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is the one responsible for everything in the Lies About Hitler thread.

 

[RenegadeGM]

Runs a top notch steak mail order business.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Won the Cape May bird-whistling contest three years running under the name Wayne Plenty

 

[fatness]

Played trumpet on "After the Gold Rush"