an ESPN parody (Super Bowl coverage) (1 Viewer)

[Popinski]

at "Holmgren excited about second trip to Super Bowl, fourth trip to buffet", among other cracks. Here's the link:

http://cracked.com/sports/superbowl/

 

[Dynasty]

Hidden nuggets all over the page."Your girlfriend would totally #### Troy Aikman""Vote: Do you like voting in online polls?"

 

[kwille]

 

[ren hoek]

"Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown) "LOLs

 

[DawnBTVS]

"Seattle Punter dedicates game to the late Kurt Cobain"

 

[Al Czervik]

Pasquarelli: It’s true, he is from Detroit. I checked God politely asks League MVP Shaun Alexander to please stop pointing at HimNecessary Precautions Bill Cowher to be tranquilized, held in cage for entire week before Super Bowl.

 

[thesurfshop19]

John Clayton's blog: What it's like to be the ugliest man alive

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Cowher to Seahawks fans: "AAWHD LAAAH MOAGKILOA!"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Check out the ad for the shoes at the top of the page.

 

[salmonstud]

good stuff good stuff

 

[jurb26]

"Seattle Punter dedicates game to the late Kurt Cobain"

 

[posty]

I would have loved to read some of the "links"...

 

[j3r3m3y]

"Steelers linebacker Joey Porter calls Seahawks cowards for not running ball up middle every play"Funniest line on the page!

 

[fatness]

Want to know how many surgeries I had during my career? Twenty-nine. That’s right. I had 29 surgeries. The likes of you can’t even begin to conceive the level of sacrifice required to be a champion. You know what? I’m going to go get another surgery now just to prove I’m better than you.Okay, I’m back. That’s 30 surgeries I’ve had now. Thirty! I had them do a needless procedure on my eye – going in through my rectum – just to prove you’re a ##### and that I’m better than you. —Mark Schlereth

 

[RandyDB]

"Steelers linebacker Joey Porter calls Seahawks cheaters for not running ball up middle every play"

now that would be funny

 

[3nOut]

"Detroit Native Jerome "From Detroit" Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown) "

LOLs

This is so true. I was actually going to start a new thread on this. Whats the big deal? The entire city is chearing for an entire team becau of ONE player?? If McNabb ever plays in a Superbowl in Chicago, I doubt anyone here would care. Its a nice story but c'mon, they're overdoing it a bit in Detroit. I doubt a majority of the people even knew who Bettis was until Bettis was in his third year in the NFL.