An Iranian Cleric's Guide to Married Sex (1 Viewer)

[Mister CIA]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/04/iranian-cleric-fathers-fantasies-during-intercourse-causes-homosexuality/

The article reads like some old Jack Handy outtakes.

Claims that fantasizing about another woman during sex will cause children to be born a homosexual.

Panty fashion tips for women. No spoilers here.

Women should give into sex anytime the husband demands it; and, women should not have sex more than twice a week else her man will become saturated.

It is a sin for a woman to try to satisfy herself after her man is done.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So he's like the Pat Robertson of Iran?

 

[Van Dyman]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/04/iranian-cleric-fathers-fantasies-during-intercourse-causes-homosexuality/

The article reads like some old Jack Handy outtakes.

Claims that fantasizing about another woman during sex will cause children to be born a homosexual.

Panty fashion tips for women. No spoilers here.

Women should give into sex anytime the husband demands it; and, women should not have sex more than twice a week else her man will become saturated.

It is a sin for a woman to try to satisfy herself after her man is done.

Oh, this is going to be fun. The jokes almost make themselves...

The video had me rolling.

 

[AAABatteries]

Claims that fantasizing about another woman during sex will cause children to be born a homosexual.

I'm pretty sure my wife is fantasizing about Brad Pitt so I think we've found a loophole to birthing hetero babies.

 

[3C's]

Norma Bates should have listened.

“Dear mothers, embrace your son until he is seven years old,” Dehnavi advises in one of the lectures. “After that, you can caress his hand, kiss him and let him lean his head on your breasts, but do not embrace him. Avoid full contact because, after the age of seven, sexual instincts start to emerge.

 

[Insein]

Women should give into sex anytime the husband demands it; and, women should not have sex more than twice a week else her man will become saturated.

So which is it cleric guy?

 

[Ned]

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/04/iranian-cleric-fathers-fantasies-during-intercourse-causes-homosexuality/

The article reads like some old Jack Handy outtakes.

Claims that fantasizing about another woman during sex will cause children to be born a homosexual.

Panty fashion tips for women. No spoilers here.

Women should give into sex anytime the husband demands it; and, women should not have sex more than twice a week else her man will become saturated.

It is a sin for a woman to try to satisfy herself after her man is done.

Oh, this is going to be fun. The jokes almost make themselves...

The video had me rolling.

at the disclaimer at the beginning of the video. "It is not recommended for viewing for anyone under the age of 28, or for those currently fasting"

 

[cstu]

Dehnavi even advises women on wardrobe choices like the color of underwear to wear:

'Those who have pale skin should wear black underwear. And those with darker or bronze skin should wear white underwear to arouse their husbands,' he said.

'Make sure your husband can see your underwear.'

How sure is he that black underwear doesn't make men gay?

 

[James Daulton]

How again does this religion spread?

 

[cstu]

"Women are slow. This is why they are afraid of mice and cockroaches."

 

[Ned]

"Calibrating speed"

"Not in front of the children"

"Snacking during sex"

"Even if you are riding a camel"

 

[cstu]

"Not in front of the children"

Apparently turns your child in to Kyle.

 

[Das Boot]

Thanks Mr. Cleric, I've been misinformed about so many things.

 

[Ned]

I wonder what he'd have to say about Dentist.

 

[James Daulton]

I wonder what he'd have to say about Dentist.

As long as the wife didn't dig it, he'd probably be ok with it.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

So he's like the Pat Robertson of Iran?

Yeah exactly, except his every word and fantasy becomes law.

 

[bigbottom]

Eating each other's feces is forbidden?!?

 

[Da Guru]

I take it there are no Sybians in Iran.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Very educational.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Tip #45

Chubby gals should keep wool blanket wrapped around mid section at all times.

 

[T Bell]

Claims that fantasizing about another woman during sex will cause children to be born a homosexual.

That's why I only fantasize about men.

Come at me, haji.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

 

[Tom Servo]

How again does this religion spread?

By legs, apparently.

 

[Ned]

How again does this religion spread?

By legs, apparently.

And armpits.

 

[Scoresman]

How again does this religion spread?

People are dumb.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

How again does this religion spread?

Just like the rest of them; systematic brainwashing.

 

[johnnycakes]

Well, at least he settled the question of whether homosexuality is nurture or nature.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So he's like the Pat Robertson of Iran?

Yeah exactly, except his every word and fantasy becomes law.

SAME THING WILL HAPPEN IF YOU REPUBLICANS GET YOUR WAY!!!

 

[Franknbeans]

Tip #45

Chubby gals should keep wool blanket wrapped around mid section at all times.

I have been saying this for years.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

So he's like the Pat Robertson of Iran?

Yeah exactly, except his every word and fantasy becomes law.

SAME THING WILL HAPPEN IF YOU REPUBLICANS GET YOUR WAY!!!

Ha.Wow I hope that's a joke...

(Eta - my internet sense of humor stinks, I'll work on it...)

 

[Otis]

How gay is this guy realistically? Has to be off the charts, right?

 

[Otis]

Tip #45

Chubby gals should keep wool blanket wrapped around mid section at all times.

I have absolutely no problem with this.

 

[cstu]

How gay is this guy realistically? Has to be off the charts, right?

11

 

[T Bell]

Tip #45

Chubby gals should keep wool blanket wrapped around mid section at all times.

I have absolutely no problem with this.

He just likes that because her sweat will bring out the smell of the sheep he lusts after.

 

[Leviathan]

The Persian people will eventually overthrown this form of madness.

 

[General Tso]

Armpits are sensual? This dude's a freak.

 

[tommyboy]

Need a ruling on goats