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Naked Drunk Driver Cops a Plea

A Detroit Lions assistant coach arrested once while police say he was driving nude and a week later on suspicion of drunken driving entered a plea deal in the cases Thursday.
Joe Cullen, who coaches the team's defensive line, pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and guilty to impaired driving before 19th District Court Judge William Hultgren, the judge's office said. Cullen has been charged with indecent conduct and drunken driving.
A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt, but is treated as such for sentencing purposes. Disorderly conduct is punishable by up to 90 days in jail, while impaired driving is punishable by up to 93 days behind bars. Sentencing was set for Feb. 13.
Cullen was pulled over Aug. 24 in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn and ticketed on suspicion of indecent and obscene conduct after police said he was driving nude. The Lions said alcohol was involved.
