any postal workers here? (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

Its a well known fact that people drive safer on weed

There's a reason you have no job, no money and no future. And it's with genius statements like this.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Still waiting on the novel

 

[Megla]

Its a well known fact that people drive safer on weed

These guys agree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ey3AucXFc

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Its a well known fact that people drive safer on weed

There's a reason you have no job, no money and no future. And it's with genius statements like this.

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!

 

[jon_mx]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.

I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Anyone know a good job I can get where it's cool if I shoot up heroin at work. Or at least where they don't have random tests? I need it to pay mid 6 figures. Plus, I don't want to do a lot of work because that'll make me want to start drinking again. Also, proper English shouldn't be a requirement. I'm trying to save all of my perfect English for the trilogy of novels I'm writing. And for anyone thinking "Heroin while you work?", it's a proven fact that people are way more in the zone after they've shot up.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Who mentioned heroin? Who mentioned narcotics?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Who mentioned heroin? Who mentioned narcotics?

Sheik did. Just one post above you. Talk about a coincidence.

 

[jon_mx]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

 

[Eminence]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

 

[ntz08]

I think you overestimate your ability

fyp

 

[TheIronSheik]

Who mentioned heroin? Who mentioned narcotics?

Sheik did. Just one post above you. Talk about a coincidence.

Right. I feel like he's not even reading my posts anymore. Also, I like how he didn't question anything else in my post.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

 

[TheIronSheik]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You do a terrible job of acting normal here.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I like Em.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You mean aside from the weed and the Ambien?

 

[Eminence]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I get my Associates in 6 months.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I like Em.

Me too. That's what I'm saying. I think I was a little too hard on him now that I've read this drivel.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I get my Associates in 6 months.

Oh my god! Em and I will be checking the same box in the "Highest Level of Education Completed" on all surveys and applications! I love it!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I get my Associates in 6 months.

IF you successfully sue your school. Let's not put the cart before the horse.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I like Em.

Me too. That's what I'm saying. I think I was a little too hard on him now that I've read this drivel.

If I come to any more epiphanies, I'll PM you so that you can ride my coattails even more.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You do a terrible job of acting normal here.

Im not being interviewed here

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a blog.

Em, this guy makes you look like a Harvard grad. I'm sorry for ever doubting you after reading this guy's posts.

I get my Associates in 6 months.

IF you successfully sue your school. Let's not put the cart before the horse.

Hey, screw you, pal.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You mean aside from the weed and the Ambien?

Not even weed.

Ambien is prescribed and not narcotic.

How many people here bought a jump to conclusions mat?

 

[nirad3]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You do a terrible job of acting normal here.

Im not being interviewed here

Closest thing you'll get, from the sound of it, smokey.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You mean aside from the weed and the Ambien?

Not even weed.

Ambien is prescribed and not narcotic.

How many people here bought a jump to conclusions mat?

Why are you worried about drug testing if you don't smoke weed? Because you're planning to start smoking? That's even crazier.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.I can fake the mental health assessment

A 10 minute interview will say otherwise. Do you have proof you registered for the draft. You can not go back in history. It is something that had to have been done when you were 18. I seriously doubt you did.

ETA: They will contact your previous employers. From your posting, it is doubtful the reports will come back positive.

Yes I did. How would I get that proof though?My references will come back positive. I have plenty of fake regerences set up. I will ace the exams too.

Good luck with you fake references and getting around the drug tests. You have not shown the ability to talk for a minute without raising red flags. Good luck with the interviews. I think you overestimate your ability to fool people.

I havent done drugs in almost 3 years. My interview skills are top notch. Ive been pretending to be normal my entire life. I should get an academy award

You mean aside from the weed and the Ambien?

Not even weed.Ambien is prescribed and not narcotic.

How many people here bought a jump to conclusions mat?

Why are you worried about drug testing if you don't smoke weed? Because you're planning to start smoking? That's even crazier.

Im planning to RESUME smoking

 

[Wingnut]

Ya gotta give credit to the kid - his posts/threads are never boring.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Im planning to RESUME smoking

No. I know what you meant. And that was my point. "Well, I can't find a job and I don't have any money. My life is in the toilet. Maybe I'll find a job working for the government and once I lie in the interview and secure a job, I'll start smoking weed while working. Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse!"

You, sir, are a moron.

 

[trogg78]

Why even bother? You don't have a chance.

 

[Hooper31]

Both of my parents are retired postal employees. Testing is random and often for employees. My dad was president of the postal workers union here in Washington state back in the 80s. A large portion of his job was attempting to get guys their jobs back after testing positive for weed. Majority of those guys were Vietnam vets.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Have you thought about being a janitor at a prestigious college?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Both of my parents are retired postal employees. Testing is random and often for employees. My dad was president of the postal workers union here in Washington state back in the 80s. A large portion of his job was attempting to get guys their jobs back after testing positive for weed. Majority of those guys were Vietnam vets.

My sister said she has been tested only once and the was before she was hired.

 

[Guest]

Both of my parents are retired postal employees. Testing is random and often for employees. My dad was president of the postal workers union here in Washington state back in the 80s. A large portion of his job was attempting to get guys their jobs back after testing positive for weed. Majority of those guys were Vietnam vets.

My sister said she has been tested only once and the was before she was hired.

Your sister is also probably somewhat normal. MCGM would get tested every other week.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Both of my parents are retired postal employees. Testing is random and often for employees. My dad was president of the postal workers union here in Washington state back in the 80s. A large portion of his job was attempting to get guys their jobs back after testing positive for weed. Majority of those guys were Vietnam vets.

My sister said she has been tested only once and the was before she was hired.

Your sister is also probably somewhat normal. MCGM would get tested every other week.

Yeah let's say somewhat.........

 

[Cjw_55106]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

 

[Politician Spock]

Hey Gas Man, you should start a bong.

 

[MC Gas Money]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.

I will try to record the interview with my phone.

 

[TheIronSheik]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.

I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

 

[MC Gas Money]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

 

[Stinger Ray]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

I thought you said you have been drug free for 3 years.

 

[MC Gas Money]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

I thought you said you have been drug free for 3 years.

I didnt inhale

 

[Stinger Ray]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

I thought you said you have been drug free for 3 years.

I didnt inhale

You are such a tool.

 

[trogg78]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

I thought you said you have been drug free for 3 years.

I didnt inhale

You are such a tool.

Compulsive liar, yes. Couldn't be a tool. Tools actiually serve a purpose.

 

[Stinger Ray]

After you ace the test, can you record the interview for us?

Actually I have interview tommorow morning. Guy called me back from an email through a craigslist ad. Delivering for a hardware warehouse in brooklyn. Things went very well on the phone.I will try to record the interview with my phone.

Ask him if they random drug test after you get hired. Make sure you explain to him that it's a proven fact that people who are stoned drive better than sober drivers. Report back.

I already told him im drug free. I think I was pretty convincing. I put the phone against my chest when I took a bong rip so he wouldnt hear it.

I thought you said you have been drug free for 3 years.

I didnt inhale

You are such a tool.

Compulsive liar, yes. Couldn't be a tool. Tools actiually serve a purpose.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Pretty sure I will charm the pants off this guy and have a job. Then soon I will be a successful author/comic artist/metal singer and you will all be eating crow.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Pretty sure I will charm the pants off this guy and have a job. Then soon I will be a successful author/comic artist/metal singer and you will all be eating crow.

I'd bet you money against this, but I know you're a broke deadbeat.

 

[McGarnicle]

Better make sure he's gay before you try to get in his pants.