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Anyone happily married to a ditz? (1 Viewer)

Bad move. That land has probably 10 times it's value now.
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I think when he said "tracts of land", he was referring to her personal mountainous regions.

Probably not 10 times the value now, but maybe 2-3 times the size.

 
bcdjr1 said:
Uh, Swiss cheese comes from North America.  It's called Swiss cheese because it resembles a cheese from Switzerland called Emmental.  Maybe you should cut your wife a break?
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What we call Swiss cheese is American-made Emmental, which originated in Switzerland.  It not correct to say that Swiss cheese originated in America any more than it's correct to say that the Danish originated in America.

 
"Honey, you're very intelligent - I just want you to know that - but some of the things you say could be perceived - by people who don't know you well - as stupid."

 
cstu said:
What we call Swiss cheese is American-made Emmental, which originated in Switzerland.  It not correct to say that Swiss cheese originated in America any more than it's correct to say that the Danish originated in America.
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Where did the Swiss cheese Danish originate?

 
For crissakes, doesn't anyone look at their women and laugh anymore?!?! Is it that they are half the income but still do everything around the house, the tang or that half of you these days were raised by single moms that makes y'all such captives to their nonsense?

 
cstu said:
What we call Swiss cheese is American-made Emmental, which originated in Switzerland.  It not correct to say that Swiss cheese originated in America any more than it's correct to say that the Danish originated in America.
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Contrary to popular belief the "Danish" originated in Austria

 
I dated a lot of ditzes...easy on the eyes, but you couldn't carry a conversation with them.  They thought "good money" was $15/hour.  No concept of current events, politics, investing, money management, etc.  The first girl that challenged me mentally I met in graduate school, and now we're married.  My wife is sharp as a tack.  She's 8 years younger than me, but professionally, even though she's a bit behind where I am, age-normalized, she'll do much better than me.  I wouldn't trade her smarts for anything.

Date the ditzes and get it out of your system.  Marry a smart chick. 

 
Fat Nick said:
I dated a lot of ditzes...easy on the eyes, but you couldn't carry a conversation with them.  They thought "good money" was $15/hour.  No concept of current events, politics, investing, money management, etc.  The first girl that challenged me mentally I met in graduate school, and now we're married.  My wife is sharp as a tack.  She's 8 years younger than me, but professionally, even though she's a bit behind where I am, age-normalized, she'll do much better than me.  I wouldn't trade her smarts for anything.

Date the ditzes and get it out of your system.  Marry a smart chick. 
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how does she feel about your drinking?

 
wikkidpissah said:
For crissakes, doesn't anyone look at their women and laugh anymore?!?! Is it that they are half the income but still do everything around the house, the tang or that half of you these days were raised by single moms that makes y'all such captives to their nonsense?
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Ain't nobody gonna answer me on this? Plenty enough of you have complained about feminization and such. Why don't we owe them our honesty?! Is it the racket that now they work as hard as we do and, at home, work as hard as we don't that keeps you all so tame and quiet? is it you don't understand them and it aint worth the bother? Or is you just skeert?

Women's ascendancy is what i hoped for my whole life because i believe that, on equal footing, we unlock each other. But y'all let em zoom right past you, smooth all your edges without keeping them sharp in return, raise rounded-off feckless children, and perpetuate a world which promotes transitory care issues over eternal justice. I'm happy to stipulate that women have brought values to the tables that i don't yet truly understand, but it cuts me to the quick to watch them slap the joysticks out of hands that once honed this world.

 
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