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are concussions for real? (1 Viewer)

what's more fake concussions or man landing on the moon?

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mr. furley

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one of the apparent leading indications of a concussion is alleged memory loss. people report "losing time" or "forgetting what they were doing".

i haven't played football and/or been ko'd in 25 years. i forget things all the time. ask me what happened 3 weeks ago on Tuesday. no idea.

is this concussion talk more anti-Trump media hype designed to shift our attention from the real issues of the day? 

or do you actually believe man landed on the moon?

discuss :coffee:

 
one of the apparent leading indications of a concussion is alleged memory loss. people report "losing time" or "forgetting what they were doing".

i haven't played football and/or been ko'd in 25 years. i forget things all the time. ask me what happened 3 weeks ago on Tuesday. no idea.

is this concussion talk more anti-Trump media hype designed to shift our attention from the real issues of the day? 

or do you actually believe man landed on the moon?

discuss :coffee:
Hmmmm, maybe an acute case of concussion by alcohol?  Not quite sure where I got that idea from... 

 
one of the apparent leading indications of a concussion is alleged memory loss. people report "losing time" or "forgetting what they were doing".

i haven't played football and/or been ko'd in 25 years. i forget things all the time. ask me what happened 3 weeks ago on Tuesday. no idea.

is this concussion talk more anti-Trump media hype designed to shift our attention from the real issues of the day? 

or do you actually believe man landed on the moon?

discuss :coffee:
I remember that one time, you know, like.....huhuhuhuh.

 
I'm quite certain I got concussed in 2nd grade, not that anyone did anything about it.  During recess, some kid jumped off the jungle gym and landed on my head.  I must have gotten knocked out, 'cause when I had my senses again, the 4th-6th graders were out on the schoolyard.  I managed to get back to my class, but I believe they sent me home.  

Now, any time I have a senior moment, I blame it on Apollo 13.  

 
I'm quite certain I got concussed in 2nd grade, not that anyone did anything about it.  During recess, some kid jumped off the jungle gym and landed on my head.  I must have gotten knocked out, 'cause when I had my senses again, the 4th-6th graders were out on the schoolyard.  I managed to get back to my class, but I believe they sent me home.  

Now, any time I have a senior moment, I blame it on Apollo 13.  
damn, you lost 2-4 years?  are you sure that wasn't juvenile detention and you're mixing up your stories?

 
How come the flag in the moon landing photos looks like it's blowing? :eyeroll:

 
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I don't know how many times I've been knocked out, but if alcohol can cause concussions, then that explains a lot.  I've probably had about a bazillion of those.   Most of them were fake.

 
Got knocked out playing softball. I regained consciousness and watched the rest of the game apparently. About a half hour after getting knocked out (and being conscious) I "came to". I was sitting in the grass with my team packing up our stuff. I had no recollection of any of it. I was really sore and my head was killing me and I had no idea why. When I asked my team if I had hurt myself they just kind of laughed. When I asked again they realized I really didn't remember what happened and off I was to the ER to get checked out.

Had a pretty significant concussion that took almost a full year for me to totally recover from. I eventually remembered getting hurt and even about a 30-60 second period after I regained consciousness, but the rest of that 30 minute period is a total blank.

 

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