I'm talking about the guys who will go back to the club over and over to see a particular girl, give her cash and jewelry that adds up to tens of thousands over months or years. I guess a lap dance is more than a kiss but it's still pretty close on the scale of patheticness.
Here's how I'd work this: buy a bar right off campus at a huge school and hang out there every weekend, get to know the girls and develop a reputation as the rich uncle McGarnicle, invite hordes of them to my house for pool parties and just line them up on all fours, smash them typewriter style. Maybe a few really exceptional ones could move in for a semester but the overall goal would be volume & variety of poon.