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Are you a young, hot female that wants to get a university degree and be debt free? (1 Viewer)

IMO, it's not an ego stroke if you have to PAY a chick to hang around you.  It's actually kind of pathetic.

Again, I'm not against any of these arrangements.  Just saying I wouldn't do it because it's just not a good ROI.
I'm not for it or against it. I'm just giving you some middle-age perspective. Sometimes, it's more about being able to swing your manhood around than anything else. It may not make sense, but when has trying to be an alpha dog ever been so?

 
IMO, it's not an ego stroke if you have to PAY a chick to hang around you.  It's actually kind of pathetic.

Again, I'm not against any of these arrangements.  Just saying I wouldn't do it because it's just not a good ROI.
ROFL.  

Everyone Pays.  One way or another.

 
I would absolutely do this but the girl would have to be exceptional in every way, and the favors would be 100% on-demand and frequent. She wouldn't be allowed to date anyone else either. We might also need to party with some her friends, to keep things fresh and interesting.

Considering what a high-end prostitute costs, this could be a bargain.

 
I would absolutely do this but the girl would have to be exceptional in every way, and the favors would be 100% on-demand and frequent. She wouldn't be allowed to date anyone else either. We might also need to party with some her friends, to keep things fresh and interesting.

Considering what a high-end prostitute costs, this could be a bargain.
Wasn't that what everyone thought when they married their wives.

 
Exactly. That's ridiculous.
Does seem a rather odd arrangement for the guy to be dropping six figures or so on a girl and not getting any sex out of it. Even if you're just looking for "companionship" wouldn't you want to get some sex too if you're spending that much money? I don't care how much money you have to waste. 

 
Does seem a rather odd arrangement for the guy to be dropping six figures or so on a girl and not getting any sex out of it. Even if you're just looking for "companionship" wouldn't you want to get some sex too if you're spending that much money? I don't care how much money you have to waste. 
There are guys who go to strip clubs and shower the girls with money and gifts and never get any sex out of the deal. I don't get it either. Maybe they're such losers that they're too nervous to get it up around a really hot girl but they still get some kind of fulfillment from the companionship. Back in the day these are the guys who would never get a wife and would get stoned to death by the other tribesmen.

 
There are guys who go to strip clubs and shower the girls with money and gifts and never get any sex out of the deal. I don't get it either. Maybe they're such losers that they're too nervous to get it up around a really hot girl but they still get some kind of fulfillment from the companionship. Back in the day these are the guys who would never get a wife and would get stoned to death by the other tribesmen.
At a strip club there's at least nakedness and contact of some kind if you get a lap dance and things like that. Are these guys even getting anything like that? The guy who just got to kiss the girl? Did he even see her naked? I think the difference with this and a strip club is if you go to a strip club you go there knowing you're not getting any sex (or at least you should know that if you have an IQ in double digits) but if you're paying six figures to put a girl through college isn't there the expectation you're getting some kind of sex in the deal? Shouldn't that be part of the transaction? 

 
At a strip club there's at least nakedness and contact of some kind if you get a lap dance and things like that. Are these guys even getting anything like that? The guy who just got to kiss the girl? Did he even see her naked? I think the difference with this and a strip club is if you go to a strip club you go there knowing you're not getting any sex (or at least you should know that if you have an IQ in double digits) but if you're paying six figures to put a girl through college isn't there the expectation you're getting some kind of sex in the deal? Shouldn't that be part of the transaction? 
I'm talking about the guys who will go back to the club over and over to see a particular girl, give her cash and jewelry that adds up to tens of thousands over months or years. I guess a lap dance is more than a kiss but it's still pretty close on the scale of patheticness.

Here's how I'd work this: buy a bar right off campus at a huge school and hang out there every weekend, get to know the girls and develop a reputation as the rich uncle McGarnicle, invite hordes of them to my house for pool parties and just line them up on all fours, smash them typewriter style. Maybe a few really exceptional ones could move in for a semester but the overall goal would be volume & variety of poon. 

 
I'm talking about the guys who will go back to the club over and over to see a particular girl, give her cash and jewelry that adds up to tens of thousands over months or years. I guess a lap dance is more than a kiss but it's still pretty close on the scale of patheticness.

Here's how I'd work this: buy a bar right off campus at a huge school and hang out there every weekend, get to know the girls and develop a reputation as the rich uncle McGarnicle, invite hordes of them to my house for pool parties and just line them up on all fours, smash them typewriter style. Maybe a few really exceptional ones could move in for a semester but the overall goal would be volume & variety of poon. 
Right. I don't get the strip club guys you're talking about either and I don't get the sugar daddies being talked about in this thread who aren't gettin any. If you're really old like the one guy's uncle we heard about earlier? Sure I get that. But if that isn't the case and you've got six figures just lyin around to spend on any chick you want and you're gonna do it without getting any sex out of the deal? That's the part of the equation that just doesn't add up for me. 

 
I love those videos where the guy has a hidden camera in his glasses and he approaches random girls and says "Hey listen, I've got kind of an oral fetish, I was thinking maybe I could give you a couple hundred bucks if you would help me out?" and they all have that same reaction like hmmmm, let me really, really think about this. Then when it's time to do business he says "Wanna see what I'm workin' with?" before unzipping his pants. 

 

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