Assisting AllstartoSuperstar's quest for a NYC Model (1 Viewer)

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@Allstartosuperstar's thread seem to keep disappearing.... it's a travesty as we're just now getting down to the good stuff. 

BACKGROUND:
5'7" Asianed fella who's in his mid 20's, lives at home with his parents, pulls down $250k*/yr. He's not dated before, but is ready to start. Based on his instagram account, he looks like a 6 or so... maybe a 6.5 if he "uses lifts and combs his hair up". 
(*depending on how much parents give)

GOALS: 
Wants a NYC 9 or 10, model-esque female to call his own. 

Let's help this kid outkick the hell out of his coverage.  


 

 

[AAABatteries]

Let's not.

 

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Let's not.

I think this stems from your jealousy because you would do anything to trade lives with him. 

I think it's important to swallow that pride and acknowledge his impending greatness. 

 

[Jayrod]

Step one:  cut a hole in a box.

 

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Step one:  cut a hole in a box.

Go on... 

 

[McGarnicle]

If I were single in NYC with that money I'd pound whatever I could find on Tinder, then supplement with some high-dollar pro talent on special occasions.

 

[E Street Brat]

Step one:  cut a hole in a box.

The popcorn game?

 

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If I were single in NYC with that money I'd pound whatever I could find on Tinder, then supplement with some high-dollar pro talent on special occasions.

$250k in NYC is middle class, but if you're living with your parents, it certainly frees up more disposable income to bring in hired guns to pose for photos to show dudes on fantasy football forums what's up. 

 

[Jayrod]

Go on... 

That's it....no one has ever needed anything else.

 

[McGarnicle]

Yeah I'd also be a bridge & tunnel guy, because I'm cheap. 

 

[bushdocda]

Is there a origin story thread about how he became an AllStar?  

 

[RokNRole]

If he’s asian doesn’t that pretty much exclude him from dating non Asian women unless he’s Bruce Lee?

Women of other races almost never date asian men.

 

[RokNRole]

Is there a origin story thread about how he became an AllStar?  

He got the show on and got paid.

 

[tommyboy]

I think this stems from your jealousy because you would do anything to trade lives with him. 

I think it's important to swallow that pride and acknowledge his impending greatness. 

First off, get a stylist.

Then go hang out where hot chicks hang out.

Helps to have some game

 

[TLEF316]

I thought he said 250k was his net worth, contingent on inheritance.

I don't believe that was his actual salary.

Although if this is how net worth works I'm gonna start telling women I'm a millionaire

 

[offdee]

First off, get a stylist.

Then go hang out where hot chicks hang out.

Helps to have some game

And not be 5'7"

 

[Hov34]

First off, get a stylist.

Then go hang out where hot chicks hang out.

Helps to have some game

And not be 5'7"

You should do a scale for men.  Or maybe not.

 

[Zigg]

And not be 5'7"

:(  

 

[James Daulton]

And not be 5'7"

Next you'll say he's losing his hair.  Short and bad hair?  $250k ain't near enough to offset those bits of genetic misfortune. 

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I were single in NYC with that money I'd pound whatever I could find on Tinder, then supplement with some high-dollar pro talent on special occasions.

Whenever I’m fighting with my wife, I masturbate vigorously to this exact thought

Also, if I was Asiand, I’d nail one of the 10 gazillion smokeshow Asian chicks I see on a daily basis with Asian guys.

This AllStar shtick is terrible, and if you’re bragging about a $250k inheritance in NYC, beyond the terrible aspect, you’re doing the shtick wrong.

 

[Wrigley]

I’ll trade you my SIL, deal? 

 

[tommyboy]

I’ll trade you my SIL, deal? 

she's kind of hot

 

[rockaction]

Step one:  cut a hole in a box.

 

[Wrigley]

If I were single in NYC,  I'd pound whatever I could find on Tinder

Fixed

 

[RokNRole]

I’ll trade you my SIL, deal? 

Pics?

 

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I’ll trade you my SIL, deal? 

 

 

[McGarnicle]

Whenever I’m fighting with my wife, I masturbate vigorously to this exact thought

Also, if I was Asiand, I’d nail one of the 10 gazillion smokeshow Asian chicks I see on a daily basis with Asian guys.

This AllStar shtick is terrible, and if you’re bragging about a $250k inheritance in NYC, beyond the terrible aspect, you’re doing the shtick wrong.

Inheritance? OP said that's his salary. Big difference.  

 

[Wrigley]

Pics?

Used to have a pic on here somewhere

 

[RokNRole]

Used to have a pic on here somewhere

We are waiting

 

[sbonomo]

Used to have a pic on here somewhere

How is she holding up these days....she was hot at one point years ago 

 

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How is she holding up these days....she was hot at one point years ago 

 

 

[fantasycurse42]

Inheritance? OP said that's his salary. Big difference.  

I didn’t see the original thread, just going off of TLEF’s post above.

 

[Wrigley]

How is she holding up these days....she was hot at one point years ago 

Same as it ever was

 

[Kal El]

Probably best to start dating the normal ladies first, because the hot ones will rip out his heart through his wallet and toss it away laughing.