Ate my wife's cupcakes (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

A friend is moving away and she is out with the girls for a going away party. After I put my son to bed, I knocked a few back and became very hungry. She volunteered to make cupcakes for some stupid bake sale, she can't even give me an accurate description of what it's for. The house didn't have much food I was in the mood for except for about 15 cupcakes, I ate 5 so far and spread them around the plate a little hoping she doesn't botice. I'm just binging right now.

http://i.imgur.com/oWzGJNm.jpg

Those are the cupcakes. Funfetti cake, choc frosting, Oreo cookie eyes / eyebrows, vanilla frosting on the oreo, M&M eyes... Does she expect me not to eat these?

 

[Soulfly3]

Eating your wife, done wrong.

 

[McGarnicle]

Last time I ate my wife's cupcakes was probably 2008.

 

[RUSF18]

A friend is moving away and she is out with the girls for a going away party. After I put my son to bed, I knocked a few back and became very hungry. She volunteered to make cupcakes for some stupid bake sale, she can't even give me an accurate description of what it's for. The house didn't have much food I was in the mood for except for about 15 cupcakes, I ate 5 so far and spread them around the plate a little hoping she doesn't botice. I'm just binging right now.

http://i.imgur.com/oWzGJNm.jpg

Those are the cupcakes. Funfetti cake, choc frosting, Oreo cookie eyes / eyebrows, vanilla frosting on the oreo, M&M eyes... Does she expect me not to eat these?

You're basically Otis now, just 3 or 4 years behind.

 

[seahawk 17]

I called it years ago, Otis is going to cheat hard.

 

[chauncey]

She is going to be livid. But those things look incredible, might as well eat the rest.

 

[KingPrawn]

I think if you eat the red-eyed ones and slide the blue-eyed ones down it would be even less noticeable. Go ahead and eat them. You know you want to.

 

[Das Boot]

If you have a dog you can blame it on, binge on.

 

[Hilts]

As did I.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

It looks like the cupcakes have boobs.

 

[fantasycurse42]

She came home drunk last night

She noticed this morning, I blamed my son but she didn't buy it (he isn't two yet, a few more years til I can do this)... Anyways after some unpleasant conversation, she wanted me to go to the supermarket, get ingredients, and make what I ate. We settled on me going to the bakery and buying 10 cupcakes.

On another note, my #### this morning looked like one of these cupcakes.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Shark move... Offer to eat her "cupcake" and call it even. HTH

 

[The Big Guy]

Shark move... Offer to eat her "cupcake" and call it even. HTH

I came in hoping for so much more seeing the last poster being named Angry Beavers. Leaving disappointed.

 

[Tom Servo]

Eating your wife, done wrong.

I had this pegged in my mind when I read the thread title.

 

[Osaurus]

Did you pound her muffin? Like the song?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is your name Orel?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Wait, so you made a thread about eating actual cupcakes?

 

[eoMMan]

I would have eaten your wife's cupcakes. Her cupcakes look amazing.

 

[JB Breakfast Club]

If you get brown frosting on your face while eating your wife's cupcakes, you're doing it wrong.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

her cupcakes look very tasty, but 5 of them, jesus dude.

 

[Frostillicus]

boobs

 

[fantasycurse42]

boobs

Go on...

 

[mr roboto]

Was there a jelly bean hidden right underneath the frosting?

 

[jon_mx]

Shark Tip: Stay away from the cream-filled cupcakes.