Bachelor Party (FFA Rated R) (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

My R rated bachelor party thread...

Well golly, where to begin? Well shucks, I have obtained permission to take a trip to Vegas for a friends bachelor party. My wife has given me the green light to get involved in some arts and crafts while visiting sin city. I told her arts and crafts is a little too grown up for me.

Anyways, here are the plans:

Landing Friday and right off to a church sing along about Jesus. From there the action heats up with a tasty meal at a Soup Kitchen (we have decided to eat and help the homeless at the same time, two birds one stone ya know?). From there it'll be about 9pm so off to bed we go.

Saturday we wake up early and hit the macaroni painting. I intend on making a macaroni painting of rainbows and unicorns

After that we have found a fun pool for 65 plus at Rancho Cucamonga, no alcohol of course... From there off to bed at about 8pm, can't get as crazy as we are Friday night.

Sunday morning we take off and head home to preach the good fun gee golly gosh darn tooting time we had in Vegas.

Can't wait!!!

 

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[TheIronSheik]

:IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[fantasycurse42]

:IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL:

Macaroni painting?

 

[ChiefD]

Don't forget to check out the flute playing at the convent. The nuns are expecting you.

 

[Widbil83]

Finger paint with her brother.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Don't forget to check out the flute playing at the convent. The nuns are expecting you.

We will try to squeeze this in between the highway cleanup program and big brother program we signed up for.

 

[TheIronSheik]

My R rated bachelor party thread...

Well golly, where to begin? Well shucks, I have obtained permission to take a trip to Vegas for a friends bachelor party. My wife has given me the green light to get involved in some arts and crafts while visiting sin city. I told her arts and crafts is a little too grown up for me.

Anyways, here are the plans:

Landing Friday and right off to a church sing along about Jesus. From there the action heats up with a tasty meal at a Soup Kitchen (we have decided to eat and help the homeless at the same time, two birds one stone ya know?). From there it'll be about 9pm so off to bed we go.

Saturday we wake up early and hit the macaroni painting. I intend on making a macaroni painting of rainbows and unicorns

After that we have found a fun pool for 65 plus at Rancho Cucamonga, no alcohol of course... From there off to bed at about 8pm, can't get as crazy as we are Friday night.

Sunday morning we take off and head home to preach the good fun gee golly gosh darn tooting time we had in Vegas.

Can't wait!!!

Easy on the golly's there, Hitler.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

 

[arrow1]

What about Wheel of Fortune?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

 

[cst2006]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/uploads/av-14088.jpg?_r=0

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

How do you change where it says Super Elite Upper Tier? Like if I wanted to change mine from footballguy to something else, how do I do that?

 

[Sarnoff]

What about Wheel of Fortune?

That's a very popular slot machine in Vegas, but, gambling is a sin.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

How do you change where it says Super Elite Upper Tier? Like if I wanted to change mine from footballguy to something else, how do I do that?

You don't. You have to be UNBELIEVABLY cool to achieve such a level of greatness. I believe there have only ever been two of us.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/uploads/av-14088.jpg?_r=0

thank you

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

How do you change where it says Super Elite Upper Tier? Like if I wanted to change mine from footballguy to something else, how do I do that?

You don't. You have to be UNBELIEVABLY cool to achieve such a level of greatness. I believe there have only ever been two of us.

I'd like mine to say jr. member

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

How do you change where it says Super Elite Upper Tier? Like if I wanted to change mine from footballguy to something else, how do I do that?

You don't. You have to be UNBELIEVABLY cool to achieve such a level of greatness. I believe there have only ever been two of us.

I'd like mine to say jr. member

Who are you asking?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sounds like an Elite thread!

Not quite SUPER ELITE, but sure, I guess elite.

Quit changing your avatar!

I couldn't find my old one. I had never changed it before. I had to find a new picture.

How do you change where it says Super Elite Upper Tier? Like if I wanted to change mine from footballguy to something else, how do I do that?

You don't. You have to be UNBELIEVABLY cool to achieve such a level of greatness. I believe there have only ever been two of us.

I'd like mine to say jr. member

Who are you asking?

SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER should be able to solve a jr member request.

 

[TheIronSheik]

SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER should be able to solve a jr member request.

Pfft. You're just lucky I even talk to you.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Back on topic:

Just reserved a table at Bingo for Friday at 5pm

 

[TheIronSheik]

I heard a rumor that another page will have the EXCLUSIVE! rights to the Bachelor Party story. Any truth to that rumor?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I heard a rumor that another page will have the EXCLUSIVE! rights to the Bachelor Party story. Any truth to that rumor?

Church newsletter has already secured those rights.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I heard a rumor that another page will have the EXCLUSIVE! rights to the Bachelor Party story. Any truth to that rumor?

Oh really?

 

[McGarnicle]

Oh my word, Las Vegas, Nevada? With all the gambling and the ladies of the evening?!

This place has turned into some sort of flophouse.

 

[Todd Andrews]

Hard delete, please.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Hard delete, please.

No need to delete your account, you could just stop posting

 

[shadyridr]

Where in your agenda does it mention buying rice?

 

[wadegarrett]

Librarians sucking on macaroni. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Just bought a new smock, arts and crafts can get a little sloppy out there.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your Elite spot is still reserved.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Your Elite spot is still reserved.

It isn't super though

 

[TheIronSheik]

Your Elite spot is still reserved.

It isn't super though

Or Upper Tier.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Your Elite spot is still reserved.

It isn't super though

Or Upper Tier.

I'm happy if my place is somewhere in the EliteJrMemberMiddleTier.

I think I'm okay with this.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Holy crap are some people's double entendres difficult to decipher. :whoosh:

 

[jon_mx]

Don't forget to check out the flute playing at the convent. The nuns are expecting you.

We will try to squeeze this in between the highway cleanup program and big brother program we signed up for.

I knid of believe this part, although I am not sure it was voluntary.

 

[Fennis]

will there be boobs?

 

[jon_mx]

will there be boobs Bilbles?

Administrator edit.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your Elite spot is still reserved.

It isn't super though

Or Upper Tier.

Somedays I feel like we're speaking different languages.

 

[Rove!]

:IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL:

Macaroni painting?

metaphor?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

If in vegas for a bachelor party then I would head to the Beach, tell them Kevin sent you....

 

[ChiefD]

Just bought a new smock, arts and crafts can get a little sloppy out there.

Is it ribbed, for the teacher's pleasure?

 

[fantasycurse42]

In a cab to airport now, so insanely pumped!

If I'm not posting by Tuesday, just know the arts and crafts were too much for me to handle.

 

[shadyridr]

DO YOU HAVE RICE?

 

[fantasycurse42]

DO YOU HAVE RICE?

Wife just wants a call tomm morning and Sunday morning... I can handle that, drop a text or two in between

 

[McGarnicle]

I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.

 

[Tom Hagen]

How would your wife feel if you participated in glass blowing?