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Bakery censors Summa Cum Laude Cake for Graduating Teen (1 Viewer)

If we find out she bought the cake through SNAP people are going to lose their damn minds!

 
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jhib said:
The store should have replaced the whole line with "The Radio's Too Loudy."
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This is an effing brilliant Johnny Dangerously reference.

Seriously, like Noble Prize worthy level of movie reference.  I bow to your greatness in this moment.

 
Andy Dufresne said:
Wait, she had to explain to her SON what the word meant and THAT'S what humiliated him?

Uh.....huh. 
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No, the humiliation didn't set in until she also told him she got the Bavarian Cream filling.

 
Yankee23Fan said:
This is an effing brilliant Johnny Dangerously reference.

Seriously, like Noble Prize worthy level of movie reference.  I bow to your greatness in this moment.
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Good lord, he's like a Johnny Dangerously savant.  I had completely forgotten about that scene.  That whole scene is GOLD.

Charley: Dominus vobiscum, Nabisco. Espiritu sanctu. They gasthebus.

Prisoner: [hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun] So long, Johnny.

Charley: We gasthebus. You gasthebus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.

Prisoner: [hands Johnny another piece of the gun] Be brave, huh, Johnny.

Charley: When's the next bus?

Johnny Dangerously: [begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back] Always, Nails.

Charley: Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis.

Prisoner: [gives Johnny another piece] Good luck, Johnny.

Charley: Semper fidelis. High fidelis.

Johnny Dangerously: [struggling to put it together] Why didn't I take shop?

Charley: Post Meridian. Ante Meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little Meridians.

Prisoner: [adds another piece] Bye bye, Johnny.

Johnny Dangerously: [adds piece to gun] Bye, Rock.

Charley: The Magna Carta. MasterCharge it.

Prisoner: [hands piece to Johnny] Spit in his eye, Johnny!

Johnny Dangerously: [finishes putting the gun together] OK, rabbi.

Charley: [opens his bible to reveal the guns clip] Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.

Warden: Any last words, Johnny?

[gun cocks]

Warden: [turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him] Well said!
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:lmao: "all the little Meridians" and "they missed the bus."

 
Chaka said:
Not sure which is worse; the censorship or the fact that the mother thinks her son was 'humiliated' by the experience.

Poor little fella.
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NewlyRetired said:
Koscinski said she then had to explain why the grocery store censored “cum” from Jacob’s cake to her 70-year-old mother.

:lmao:  this reads like an Onion article.
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No kidding to both. These faux outrage posts to try and get attention are annoying. She admitted that the web site showed her it was censored but she felt like her Latin lesson would handle an automated web site. Lol. Not very bright are we. Of course, no need to open the cake at the store like every other normal human does to check it before you leave. Summa Cum Laude, the mom’s a dumb ### but she got her chance to make sure her son’s humiliation got into the news. I’m sure his buddies at Wingate won’t kid him about being a wuss.

 
stbugs said:
No kidding to both. These faux outrage posts to try and get attention are annoying. She admitted that the web site showed her it was censored but she felt like her Latin lesson would handle an automated web site. Lol. Not very bright are we. Of course, no need to open the cake at the store like every other normal human does to check it before you leave. Summa Cum Laude, the mom’s a dumb ### but she got her chance to make sure her son’s humiliation got into the news. I’m sure his buddies at Wingate won’t kid him about being a wuss.
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To be fair - she said someone else picked it up from the Bakery

 
Don Quixote said:
"Jacob didn’t eat much of the cake after that but his mother says the chocolate and vanilla cake was delicious."

I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
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Cum Frosting?

 
stbugs said:
No kidding to both. These faux outrage posts to try and get attention are annoying. She admitted that the web site showed her it was censored but she felt like her Latin lesson would handle an automated web site. Lol. Not very bright are we. Of course, no need to open the cake at the store like every other normal human does to check it before you leave. Summa Cum Laude, the mom’s a dumb ### but she got her chance to make sure her son’s humiliation got into the news. I’m sure his buddies at Wingate won’t kid him about being a wuss.
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The reason they have the special requests/notes sections is to bypass the AI and allow a human to also review the order.

 
Don Quixote said:
I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
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Yeah, especially since this one didn't have ### on it.

* self censored

 
How did she know the slang? She shouldn’t be reading/watching/listening to anything that has that word in it. She had to explain it to her 70yo mother and her 18yo son, but she knew it?!

 
Don Quixote said:
"Jacob didn’t eat much of the cake after that but his mother says the chocolate and vanilla cake was delicious."

I'm trying to think what a delicious cake could say that would make me not want to eat said delicious cake, and I'm coming up empty.
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If the ingredients on the outside of the box read: Flour, Sugar, Cocoa, With (Latin), eggs...

 
Sweet J said:
Good lord, he's like a Johnny Dangerously savant.  I had completely forgotten about that scene.  That whole scene is GOLD.

:lmao: "all the little Meridians" and "they missed the bus."
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People missed my "we missed the bus" reference in a thread about two months ago?????

:kicksrock:

Johnny Dangerously. 

:lmao: :cry:

 
JaxBill said:
Everybody talking about the cake but nobody wondering about a 4.79 GPA?

Yeah I know all about advanced courses etc but getting above a 4.5 is usually very difficult.

Mom with a stealthy LookAtMe national story.
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The most baffling part of the story, to me, is the kid that achieved that was going to Wingate University

eta - nevermind, I skimmed too quickly and missed the "Christian-based home-school program" part of the story.

 
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When reached for comment, the mother said, “Before I saw the cake, I was so full of pride I thought I might bust. Then I opened the box and all my hopes were shot. I was so sad it felt like there was a load on my heart. All my emotions were spent. I cried until I was soaked.”

 
Everyone involved in this story sounds ridiculous, of course, but this is why you go to a local baker. It sounds like the lady filled out the form, where it told her cum wouldn't make it past the language filter. She added special instructions assuming that would do the trick. I'm sure many of the Publix bakery employees are fantastic, but that's a stretch to think they are going to follow some link about what summa cum laude means before making this stupid cake.

You'd expect an award winning teacher, with an average pupil GPA of 4.79 GPA, would've seen this coming. (or was it 4.65, I think it was a different number each of the 800 times it was mentioned)

 
Home schooled kid graduating summa cum laude with his mother as grader and totally devastated by the message on his cake ... straight out of the Dr. Spock book of parenting.  Mother trying to get her minute of internet fame.

Kid is in for a rude awakening when Mom moves on to her next project.

 
Sweet J said:
I had completely forgotten about that scene.  That whole scene is GOLD.

:lmao: "all the little Meridians" and "they missed the bus."
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:)

My wife and kids never get it when we're waiting too long for a bus and I mumble, "We missed the bus. They missed the bus. When's the next bus?"

I've also said this to the kids a couple times when getting an art class present: https://youtu.be/ldVvkgNVNI0

Ma Kelly really rules.

 
Brunell4MVP said:
Home schooled kid graduating summa cum laude with his mother as grader and totally devastated by the message on his cake ... straight out of the Dr. Spock book of parenting.  Mother trying to get her minute of internet fame.

Kid is in for a rude awakening when Mom moves on to her next project.
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From the sound of it, Mom ain't moving on to her next project until this kid is at least 45.

 
Andy Dufresne said:
Wait, she had to explain to her SON what the word meant and THAT'S what humiliated him?

Uh.....huh. 
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Gee, Mom.  I don't understand.  Could you explain it to me?

Hmm... I still don't get it.  Could you explain it to my recording device?

Okay.  Now explain it to Grandma.

 
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