Baltimore at Detroit (1 Viewer)

[Alex P Keaton]

Poorly coached team. Schwartz deserves this as much as any coach in the NFL.

He's a meathead.

His press conference is enlightening, as always.

 

[fantasycurse42]

The Bears are in prime position to win this whole thing. They got the division with Detroit's embarrassing failure tonight, and their offense is unstoppable.

The Pack are winning it. Rodgers will be back and it'll come down to a 45-42 kinda win against Chi for the division.

 

[BlueBlazer05]

I'm done with this ####. All we need is a Eli 400 yard, 5 TD game at Ford Field next week.

 

[Mister Martie]

Poorly coached team. Schwartz deserves this as much as any coach in the NFL.

He's a meathead.

His press conference is enlightening, as always.

Has he explained how they aren't scared?

 

[sporthenry]

Of course Tucker is going to say he's got it. He is on his own fantasy team.

 

[skol asylum]

Thankfully Tucker covered for Calvin tonight.

Heading into the game I needed 28 points to advance... never thought I would get 22 of those from my freakin' kicker

I needed 30 from those two and Tucker beat Charles for me.

 

[Steeler]

I JUST ADVANCED TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME ON A ####### 61 YARD FG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's awesome! Feel pretty bad for the dude who lost though. Talk about a bad beat.

It's worse for him because he had J. Charles and scored the 5th highest points for the year ... fortunately for me I scored the 4th highest for the year. Crazy, crazy game.

 

[bleachercreacher]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

 

[scrumptrulescent]

Schwartz is just really stupid. Staff is regressing a bit too. But Baltimore's sorry team was totally bailed out by their kicker. And Harbaugh is Schwatz's equal in the tool department.

Neither team is a threat in the playoffs.

 

[fantasycurse42]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

 

[buddhacwru]

Poorly coached team. Schwartz deserves this as much as any coach in the NFL.

He's a meathead.

His press conference is enlightening, as always.

What did he say?

 

[mr roboto]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

In fact Schwartz is the only tool in that division.

 

[Killtops]

Schwartz is just really stupid. Staff is regressing a bit too. But Baltimore's sorry team was totally bailed out by their kicker. And Harbaugh is Schwatz's equal in the tool department.

Neither team is a threat in the playoffs.

What? Even if he wasn't a class act, he's got 9 playoff wins and has won at least one playoff game each and every year he's been in the league. Tools don't produce like that. We're talking about the defending champs here.

 

[drummer]

I don't think DET is gonna go anywhere with Schwartz. I feel bad for DET fans.

 

[buddhacwru]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

In fact Schwartz is the only tool in that division.

Yea I probably should have said as a Bears fan I do like Trestman! Don't get the criticism of him this year he's better than Lovie although I do miss the dominant defense.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Schwartz is just really stupid. Staff is regressing a bit too. But Baltimore's sorry team was totally bailed out by their kicker. And Harbaugh is Schwatz's equal in the tool department.

Neither team is a threat in the playoffs.

What? Even if he wasn't a class act, he's got 9 playoff wins and has won at least one playoff game each and every year he's been in the league. Tools don't produce like that. We're talking about the defending champs here.

Gotta agree here... Schwartz and Harbaugh are on different planets.

 

[The_Man]

Ravens with 9 games decided by 3 points or fewer this season. Is that a record? I feel like it has to be. Giving me a heart attack...

 

[fantasycurse42]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

In fact Schwartz is the only tool in that division.

Yea I probably should have said as a Bears fan I do like Trestman! Don't get the criticism of him this year he's better than Lovie although I do miss the dominant defense.

If they had even a decent defense, with that offense - They could play with anyone... No other offense matches up against Seattle better. Two big dominating WRs, a top 5 RB, solid TE. ####, they could win with Cutler

 

[Kilgore]

Detroit does not deserve to go to the playoffs.

Neither do the Ravens, really. They are decidedly mediocre. But they got it done, I suppose.

 

[jurb26]

Nobody from the NFC North deserves to go to the playoffs. SF and Arz deserve to get in.

 

[Neofight]

Stafford might have the worst footwork & mechanics in the league

I think being born with a cannon arm made him lazy

This is absolutely true, at least the worst of the upper tier QB's. The real problem is that these are issues that could improve vastly with the right coaching; for that reason alone you have to wonder why Schwartz has been kept around this long.

 

[The_Man]

Detroit does not deserve to go to the playoffs.

Neither do the Ravens, really. They are decidedly mediocre. But they got it done, I suppose.

Ravens have won 5 of 6. That's pretty good, even if the games are ugly.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Nobody from the NFC North deserves to go to the playoffs. SF and Arz deserve to get in.

SF is just about in, kinda bull#### that they're a wildcard team... The Pack have held it together without Rodgers, so I suppose they deserve it the most. The Bears have the best skilled position combo of players, so they could be a little dangerous.

Jim Schwartz should be taken out back and shot.

 

[Killtops]

Detroit does not deserve to go to the playoffs.

Neither do the Ravens, really. They are decidedly mediocre. But they got it done, I suppose.

I would agree with you here, but the silver lining for Ravens fans is that they have nowhere to go but up. If they make it to the playoffs it will be on a hot streak. Despite his profound shiftiness this year, we've all seen what Flacco can do when het gets on a roll in the playoffs.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Chicago still has to play at Philly and at home against GB.

Detroit has the hapless Giants at home and the Vikings on the road.

Knowing the Lions, they'll probably lose at Minnesota with the division on the line.

I still have a hard time seeing GB winning it without Rodgers, but you never know.

 

[bleachercreacher]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

In fact Schwartz is the only tool in that division.

Yea I probably should have said as a Bears fan I do like Trestman! Don't get the criticism of him this year he's better than Lovie although I do miss the dominant defense.

Is the problem with the Bears defense coaching? Honestly, I don't think I've caught a complete Bears game so I couldn't tell you. I assumed that a big issue was all of the injuries.

 

[renesauz]

The Bears are in prime position to win this whole thing. They got the division with Detroit's embarrassing failure tonight, and their offense is unstoppable.

I have faith cutler will find a way to stop it

Yeah....Chicago with a tough road game next week. As bad as the Lions loss is, they have it pretty easy the last two weeks.

 

[pizzatyme]

Schwartz is just really stupid. Staff is regressing a bit too. But Baltimore's sorry team was totally bailed out by their kicker. And Harbaugh is Schwatz's equal in the tool department.

Neither team is a threat in the playoffs.

What? Even if he wasn't a class act, he's got 9 playoff wins and has won at least one playoff game each and every year he's been in the league. Tools don't produce like that. We're talking about the defending champs here.

Gotta agree here... Schwartz and Harbaugh are on different planets.

I bet he's getting his Harbaughs mixed up.

 

[pizzatyme]

I need Cutler and Forte to go all Alex Smith/JCharles next week!

 

[StopTradingMeTebow]

I'm done with this ####. All we need is a Eli 400 yard, 5 TD game at Ford Field next week.

3 of the 5 he'll have run in for TD's.

Andre Brown will finish with 28 yards on 2 carries.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

I need Cutler and Forte to go all Alex Smith/JCharles next week!

do you get credit for the td when he throws a pick 6?

 

[buddhacwru]

The good news is Schwartz will no longer be coaching in Detroit next year...

if only this were true

the Ford's tend to give folks 4th/5th/6th chances (forget 2nd/3rd, anybody can do that)

God I hope Schwartz is back next year. I'm saying this as a bears fan. I'm not a fan of any of the coaching in the NFC North except maybe McCarthy

Marc Trestman is a heck of a coach.

That guy had McCown playing like Manning. Def a great offensive coach & with the talent they have, they're dangerous! If they could find a little defense next year, they could be a Super Bowl team.

In fact Schwartz is the only tool in that division.

Yea I probably should have said as a Bears fan I do like Trestman! Don't get the criticism of him this year he's better than Lovie although I do miss the dominant defense.

Is the problem with the Bears defense coaching? Honestly, I don't think I've caught a complete Bears game so I couldn't tell you. I assumed that a big issue was all of the injuries.

The problem is injuries on the defensive side. Jury is still out on Mel Tucker as Def. OC b/c of those injuries. And Julius Peppers only shows up every fourth game. He's old and not long for this league.

 

[General Tso]

I don't think DET is gonna go anywhere with Schwartz. I feel bad for DET fans.

I feel bad for your wife. Check that, your blow up doll.

 

[drummer]

I don't think DET is gonna go anywhere with Schwartz. I feel bad for DET fans.

I feel bad for your wife. Check that, your blow up doll.

Your Internet Smack Manual is over 16 years old. Which is older than you BTW :inheritedfromdad: