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[Ilov80s]

Do you have a boombox and the latest Peter Gabriel tape?

iPhone with Spotify? Zoomba? 4G connection? Boom.

 

[Eminence]

Do I ever invite this girl out again?

 

[Ilov80s]

Do I ever invite this girl out again?

Maybe but we have no context so who knows.

 

[Slapdash]

This happened to Big Daddy Kane once, it all ended pretty well in the CVS parking lot IIRC.

The rest of us have notebooks while Dr D has a ####### database

 

[Henry Ford]

No woman worth buying nice things for and whom you can tell she is pretty without lying will ever respond to a man who starts this thread when ignored.

You have big changes to make.

 

[Slapdash]

Send her a pic of your johnson

 

[Henry Ford]

Slapdash has better advice than mine. Please follow and report back.

Actually, send her a picture of someone else's Johnson. Preferably of another race.

 

[Shatner!]

She's only after you for your $.

 

[Eminence]

So I tell her "alright" and that it wouldn't have been very nice to ditch my friend (John) anyway.

I told her I would like to hangout sometime and that I thought her and Cassandra were pretty cool.

Told her to have a good night.

#endthread

 

[Slapdash]

So I tell her "alright" and that it wouldn't have been very nice to ditch my friend (John) anyway.

I told her I would like to hangout sometime and that I thought her and Cassandra were pretty cool.

Told her to have a good night.

#endthread

Ooof

 

[ShaHBucks]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

 

[Eminence]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

 

[northern exposure]

I liked you better when you were safariplanet.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

Who is John? What is going on?

John works the photo counter at Walgreen's I think.

Oh that's some major competition.

I'm trying to get caught up and help the homey out...

This is shtick, right? Or is John really competition working the photo booth?

Either way

 

[fantasycurse42]

Em, play it cool... Like you got a ton of #### going on... Try making a plan for the Steak and Shakes on like a Tuesday or Wednesday.

 

[The Kerminator]

Em, play it cool... Like you got a ton of #### going on... Try making a plan for the Steak and Shakes on like a Tuesday or Wednesday.

And don't forget to search the weekly mailer for any coupons. Girls love guys that are good with their money.

 

[jon_mx]

Send her a pic of your johnson

Or his portfolio. Either one will impress her.

 

[DocHolliday]

EM, you do not try to contact her until Wednesday. U then ask her to meet you at a place with food and booze.

Do not talk about your stock fund. Do not talk about your current living situation. Talk about your future plans including finishing school and a house. Exaggerate some. Make her talk about herself. The less she knows about you, the better. No offense. Avoid coming across as desperate.

I have faith in you and expect you to be nailing this broad within 2 weeks. Good luck.

 

[Ilov80s]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

 

[TxBuckeye]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

 

[Ilov80s]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

What else is there to do around here? Play a long with it or tell everyone that it's all fake?

 

[Dr Oadi]

This happened to Big Daddy Kane once, it all ended pretty well in the CVS parking lot IIRC.

I just googled Big Daddy Kane and CVS and the third listing in the search result was Dr. D's comment.

They're watching....

First now.

 

[Eminence]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

Who is John? What is going on?

John works the photo counter at Walgreen's I think.

Oh that's some major competition.

I'm trying to get caught up and help the homey out...

This is shtick, right? Or is John really competition working the photo booth?

Either way

Naw, John is my friend that works with her. I made plans to drink with him last night and I guess he invited her with.

 

[Eminence]

EM, you do not try to contact her until Wednesday. U then ask her to meet you at a place with food and booze.

Do not talk about your stock fund. Do not talk about your current living situation. Talk about your future plans including finishing school and a house. Exaggerate some. Make her talk about herself. The less she knows about you, the better. No offense. Avoid coming across as desperate.

I have faith in you and expect you to be nailing this broad within 2 weeks. Good luck.

My #####! Only problem here is she's not 21. Great advice here tho'.

 

[Eminence]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

 

[Eminence]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

 

[mad sweeney]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

A passive aggressive attention whore.

 

[Eminence]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

A passive aggressive attention whore.

Oh great, everyone look! It's Mad Sweeney here to brighten everyone's day. -.-

 

[mad sweeney]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

A passive aggressive attention whore.

Oh great, everyone look! It's Mad Sweeney here to brighten everyone's day. -.-

You asked. Look at the bright side, being a passive aggressive attention whore is better than what you'd be if all your life you put on display here is true.

 

[northern exposure]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

Are you DSP's brother?

 

[Mario Kart]

Em has 99 problems but a ##### ain't one.

Keep it real Em. You ain't got time for this whore. Focus on your investments and day trading. She will be crawling your way when your worth in the the low four digits. Buy her pretty things at that time. You can get her some nice big boxes of Russell Stover's chocolates with your Walgreen's discount at that time.

 

[The Kerminator]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

I stand corrected. I THOUGHT no one believed it. But I see some people are trying to provide real, no kidding advice. So I guess I was wrong. Time to contact my uncle, the African Prince, who needs help getting some of his fortune out of the country.

...so you think I just arbitrarily come to a football website and make #### up? What kind of sick ******* do you take me for?

Arbitrarily? No. But otherwise, yes.

I'd say "Welcome to the FBG's club" but me thinks you've been around awhile

 

[Henry Ford]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.

Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

 

[Ilov80s]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I disagree totally. If you call, you will seem creepy.

 

[Henry Ford]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I disagree totally. If you call, you will seem creepy.

Well, now he will. I'm staying that's what he needs to do the first time.

 

[Eminence]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.

Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I mean, she eventually text me back:

"Yes that'd be fun"

So I'm pretty sure she's on the fence about the entire thing. She's younger so if anything I'd say she's kind of intimidated by the whole situation. She's had ample opportunity to pretty much tell me to #### off or shut me down completely. I get that it's not uncommon for girls to string guys along but in this situation I just need her to slip up and hang out with me once.

I've actually hung out with her and her friend on 3 different occasions, so it's not a total failure. I'm just now trying to transition to hanging out with her 'by myself'.

EDIT: I don't think it helped that I worked until 11PM. When she asked me what I was doing later, I assume she would have been down to hang out if I got off at a reasonable hour. Either way, she was obviously trying to convey some type of positive message.

 

[36th Chamber]

Have you provided her with any solid investment advice yet?

 

[Mario Kart]

Have you provided her with any solid investment advice yet?

He forgot to bring this up.

 

[Ilov80s]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I disagree totally. If you call, you will seem creepy.

Well, now he will. I'm staying that's what he needs to do the first time.

I think you are underestimating how young this girl is. Text is the way to go.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

The beauty of being single is that you don't have to worry about your batting average, it is all about how often you get on base and eventually score. Swing early and swing often, make sure you play as many games as possible.

 

[Ilov80s]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I mean, she eventually text me back:

"Yes that'd be fun"

So I'm pretty sure she's on the fence about the entire thing. She's younger so if anything I'd say she's kind of intimidated by the whole situation. She's had ample opportunity to pretty much tell me to #### off or shut me down completely. I get that it's not uncommon for girls to string guys along but in this situation I just need her to slip up and hang out with me once.

I've actually hung out with her and her friend on 3 different occasions, so it's not a total failure. I'm just now trying to transition to hanging out with her 'by myself'.

EDIT: I don't think it helped that I worked until 11PM. When she asked me what I was doing later, I assume she would have been down to hang out if I got off at a reasonable hour. Either way, she was obviously trying to convey some type of positive message.

Who knows, you can't really get a read on it. She might just not really know how to say no and doesn't want to ignore you. She's young and probably doesn't really know what she wants. You need to find a way to spend some time in person, then you can read how she feels about you.

 

[packersfan]

We all know his friend John nailed that chick last night, right?

 

[cstu]

What a hitch! All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...

It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

-.-

You sound like the rapist guy from Lucifer's Hammer.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

We all know his friend John nailed that chick last night, right?

Not even a sliver of doubt. John definitely tapped it during the break between the texts.

 

[Henry Ford]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I disagree totally. If you call, you will seem creepy.

Well, now he will. I'm staying that's what he needs to do the first time.

I think you are underestimating how young this girl is. Text is the way to go.

I think you are underestimating how much young women like men who don't act like 20 year olds.

 

[UniAlias]

Big HF fan but he's definitely wrong on this one. Text is the way to go.

 

[Mario Kart]

One note... calling this girl a ##### is definitely the way to go in the next text. Don't use her name, address it something like, "Hey #####, let's hang out 2nite." That is sure to win her away from John even after his tapping that donkey.

 

[jon_mx]

We all know his friend John nailed that chick last night, right?

Three times.

 

[Ilov80s]

Dam Em. I didn't make the homie list? Remember all of that #### we talked about David Wilson owners?

You were a part of that? Hahaha, that was great. It was the icing on the cake when the dude got spinal stenosis. Those dumbasses drafted the guy so early and each week were holding onto hope, hahaha.

You should look in the mirror on this one. You shouldn't have texted her again. Do not text her this week or next. Do not.

I was trying to play it cool. I think she was trying to piss me off but I wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. She ended up texting back one last time.I think not texting back after being so animated early with her would have put me in the ######## category.

It puts you in the "busy" or "male" category.Repeat after me:

"I called to see if you wanted to join me for a bite to eat. I'm going to steak and shake."

Don't text her. Women love to text because it is open to interpretation and ambiguous and allows for them to plot out an answer before replying. Or ignore as often as they'd like. It's also why men who ask women out by text get shot down.

No woman worth dating will consider being asked out by text to be a real date worth getting excited about.

I disagree totally. If you call, you will seem creepy.

Well, now he will. I'm staying that's what he needs to do the first time.

I think you are underestimating how young this girl is. Text is the way to go.

I think you are underestimating how much young women like men who don't act like 20 year olds.

Time is passing you by. Text has replaced the phone call as the preferred method of communication, especially with someone you don't know very well.

 

[Papa Georgio]

Facetime her and if she doesn't answer just keep trying until she does