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Bathroom at the office? (1 Viewer)

If there is someone in an adjacent stall, will you come back to the bathroom shortly or just go (***

  • I'll go regardless

    Votes: 67 37.4%
  • Come back later

    Votes: 64 35.8%
  • Situation depending

    Votes: 48 26.8%

  • Total voters
    179
I've been in this current building for about 15yrs now. 3 floors and about 1000+ employees in the building with bathrooms in each quadrant. I think I average about 1 dump per year at work.  I try to limit myself to 3/4 trips to the urinals each day and no longer than 60 seconds per visit. The sounds and noises coming out of the stalls (3 per restroom) is nothing I've experienced before and I grew up with 5 siblings with only 2 bathrooms.

  It's just NASTY in there and I would literally rather poop my pants than sit down on a warm toilet seat and have to flush after the guy who was in before me while listening to Paul from Accounting in the next stall give birth after all-you-can-eat tacos from the night before.  

There are 24hrs in a day and you spend 8-10 of them at work, I don't understand how people can't regulate their bowel movements to either before work or after work. The doofus that sits next to me is in a stall practically every morning and afternoon around the same time (10am and 2pm). The smelly ba$tard should really check his diet as his poop schedule seems to be aligned with my pee schedule,  lucky me.

As far as I'm concerned those that  regularly head to the handicap stall once or twice a day to stink up the joint and think nothing of it should be classified as having some type of bowel disorder, stinky nasty pooping co-worker syndrome is a largely undiagnosed disorder that has s negative impact on productivity and society.
You plan your life around when you can #### and it's the people who can freely release their bowels that have problems. 

 
I'm not sure how one regulates their bowl movements.  If I have to go I have to go.
:shrug:   I poop right after getting up, making coffee and letting the dogs out.  Been doing so for years now.  On rare occasion I'll need to go again later in the day, but the morning routine is extremely consistent.

 
:shrug:   I poop right after getting up, making coffee and letting the dogs out.  Been doing so for years now.  On rare occasion I'll need to go again later in the day, but the morning routine is extremely consistent.
I'm frequently changing my diet... Always changes my cycles.

 
:shrug:   I poop right after getting up, making coffee and letting the dogs out.  Been doing so for years now.  On rare occasion I'll need to go again later in the day, but the morning routine is extremely consistent.
Interesting,  I can't remember the last time I pooped before going to work.  Maybe a 1 in 300 type of event for me.

 
You plan your life around when you can #### and it's the people who can freely release their bowels that have problems. 
Yup basically, I prefer just a little muscle memory and some home field advantage.   I'm not a farm animal so I'm pretty regular and prefer the comforts of home.

I said it was a disorder/syndrome as I'm compassionate      to those that are afflicted.

 
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If I'm heading into the stall to take a dump, I don't care if anyone else is in the other stall.  If I'm planning on snapping one out, I prefer to have the place to myself due to the wide stance employed for that activity.

 
It's just NASTY in there and I would literally rather poop my pants than sit down on a warm toilet seat and have to flush after the guy who was in before me while listening to Paul from Accounting in the next stall give birth after all-you-can-eat tacos from the night before.  
The bolded is probably the worst. Sitting down to crap and the seat is warm.  :shudder: It's like you were spooning the guy who crapped just before you.

 
Its annoying to have to poop near others, but its usually just a minor inconvenience. I will make every effort to make sure nobody else is around when I exit the stall thouugh.

The annoyance level jumps up two or three notches when someone starts with all the grunting. Maybe like 1 out of every 100 poops, I actually have to put in the kind of effort that would require any sort of audible grunting. Eat a ####### salad or a bran muffin every once in a while so the rest of us can #### in piece.

Had a very odd bathroom experience the other day. Some dude walks into the stall next to me, stands on the side of the toilet (I could see his heels underneath the wall between us) and proceeds to start making noises that I could only describe as a combination of spitting, panting, groaning and what sounded like diarrhea hitting the water (only without any sort of farting noise). Best guess is that the poor guy was emptying a colostomy bag or something, but that doesn't really explain the spitting (do you have suck on a hose or something to get a siphon going?)

Needless to say, I got out of there as soon as possible.

 
Had a very odd bathroom experience the other day. Some dude walks into the stall next to me, stands on the side of the toilet (I could see his heels underneath the wall between us) and proceeds to start making noises that I could only describe as a combination of spitting, panting, groaning and what sounded like diarrhea hitting the water (only without any sort of farting noise). Best guess is that the poor guy was emptying a colostomy bag or something, but that doesn't really explain the spitting (do you have suck on a hose or something to get a siphon going?)

Needless to say, I got out of there as soon as possible.
I have one of these poor saps in my office.  I've had to endure this at least 3-4 times and I've almost thrown up each time.

 
Always better to do it at work. Might as well get paid for it. 

At my work, we have three men's rooms, one of which has one stall and one urinal, and the other two are just one for one person (a normal toilet).  I always use the single for the extra business. 

 
My dumps usually time out right when I'm waking up so I only take one at work if it's an emergency. At that point I don't give a #### who's there or what stall they're in.

 
People take tremendous amounts of pride in the oddest things. I suppose indifference to pooping settings is one of them.

 
I am surprised by the poll results.

Apparently the FFA is uncomfortable with a man taking a #### next to them but comfortable with a man in a skirt taking a #### next to their wife/daughter?

This makes no sense. 

 
I am surprised by the poll results.

Apparently the FFA is uncomfortable with a man taking a #### next to them but comfortable with a man in a skirt taking a #### next to their wife/daughter?

This makes no sense. 
I would rather this man take a #### next to my wife/daughter.  I will wait until they both finish and then go in with a newspaper.

 
Just going to the bathroom at work to drop a deuce shows that you are not regular and don't unload at 6am like most healthy eating citizens so you are showing a lot of folks at work you have no control over what you eat if your plump waistline isn't already a beacon for fat everywhere. 

Feeling better? 

 
Just going to the bathroom at work to drop a deuce shows that you are not regular and don't unload at 6am like most healthy eating citizens so you are showing a lot of folks at work you have no control over what you eat if your plump waistline isn't already a beacon for fat everywhere. 

Feeling better? 
No, not really.  Maybe we should start a poll on who takes a daily crap in the morning 

 
I am lucky enough to have my own washroom, but the wall must be paper thin between my throne room and the office next door.  I can hear him talking on the phone while I am in there.

I doubt he can hear me, but I try to go into stealth mode or turn on the fan for cover.  I figure it must suck sitting at your desk to work and listening to your boss dropping a load.

 
At my office (3 floor building) we have two urinals and one stall per floor per restroom.

Between 10-10:30 I see the same guy duck in there like clockwork to take his daily dump. This ####er drops Hiroshuma's like it's going out of style, and stinks up the entire bathroom everyday. I actually need to go down to the second floor to take a piss because of his foul stench lingering in there for at least 45-60 minutes post deposit.

Seriously bro. So finally after months of this crapfest....I walk up to him one day and said "hey can you do all of us a favor, since you have this schedule of taking a dump at work in our bathroom. Can you either bring some poopery spray or at least a book of matches and have some "taking a dump at work etiquette"? Your ####### killing me Smalls. True story.

He obliged and now lights a couple of matches after his dump. Thank god man. It was ridiculous.

What's this have to do with this thread you ask? Mostly nothing......but I never take a dump at work unless I have no choice. I prefer the peace and tranquility (as well as sanitary) confines of my own bathroom at home. If I had multiple stalls at work I would for sure wait till no one is there. I just like privacy when taking a dump. Plus I don't want to smell anyone #### other than mine if I can help it.

#### that.

 
Just going to the bathroom at work to drop a deuce shows that you are not regular and don't unload at 6am like most healthy eating citizens so you are showing a lot of folks at work you have no control over what you eat if your plump waistline isn't already a beacon for fat everywhere. 

Feeling better? 
I unload every morning around 7:30AM after my morning workout. Highly regular thank God.

 
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. If you have celiac, crohns or are lactose intolerant you are not concerned with the voiding timing or duration of others ;)

 
Was just at the urinal, finished up and went to the sink to wash hands. Someone was sitting in the master suite and the little stall was unoccupied. Someone else walks in, sees the situation, turns and leaves.  

 
At my office (3 floor building) we have two urinals and one stall per floor per restroom.

Between 10-10:30 I see the same guy duck in there like clockwork to take his daily dump. This ####er drops Hiroshuma's like it's going out of style, and stinks up the entire bathroom everyday. I actually need to go down to the second floor to take a piss because of his foul stench lingering in there for at least 45-60 minutes post deposit.

Seriously bro. So finally after months of this crapfest....I walk up to him one day and said "hey can you do all of us a favor, since you have this schedule of taking a dump at work in our bathroom. Can you either bring some poopery spray or at least a book of matches and have some "taking a dump at work etiquette"? Your ####### killing me Smalls. True story.

He obliged and now lights a couple of matches after his dump. Thank god man. It was ridiculous.
If you were a real friend, you'd buy him a couple of bottles of this.

 
At my office (3 floor building) we have two urinals and one stall per floor per restroom.

Between 10-10:30 I see the same guy duck in there like clockwork to take his daily dump. This ####er drops Hiroshuma's like it's going out of style, and stinks up the entire bathroom everyday. I actually need to go down to the second floor to take a piss because of his foul stench lingering in there for at least 45-60 minutes post deposit.

Seriously bro. So finally after months of this crapfest....I walk up to him one day and said "hey can you do all of us a favor, since you have this schedule of taking a dump at work in our bathroom. Can you either bring some poopery spray or at least a book of matches and have some "taking a dump at work etiquette"? Your ####### killing me Smalls. True story.

He obliged and now lights a couple of matches after his dump. Thank god man. It was ridiculous.

What's this have to do with this thread you ask? Mostly nothing......but I never take a dump at work unless I have no choice. I prefer the peace and tranquility (as well as sanitary) confines of my own bathroom at home. If I had multiple stalls at work I would for sure wait till no one is there. I just like privacy when taking a dump. Plus I don't want to smell anyone #### other than mine if I can help it.

#### that.
The easy solution is to piss before 10!

 
I'm used to having kids interrupted my "go" time at home, so it doesn't bother me when someone does it in another stall either.  Now, if there was no wall between us, it would be a problem.

 
2 stalls in the office bathroom. only about 8 guys. there are two guys who don't give a damn. everyone else respects the 1 at a time rule.

no shock that the 2 guys who don't care if someone else is in there are the most awkward, loudest and want to talk.  

older guy wants to talk, shake hands and then brushes his hair after using the facilities.  i dunno. #### is weird to me.

 
I agree that we aren't farm animals and if your mind/body/spirit is in harmony it wouldn't be necessary. However after reading everything you guys wrote I do empathize with people who have an intestinal disorder. Also, maybe some people are subconsciously ashamed of themselves for being unhealthy and having to crap in public. It really goes to show you, on so many levels, how much difference it makes to be responsible and learn a little bit about how your body works before unleashing it on the rest of us.

 
People who bring phones into the stall is another mystery to me
The only place this thread applies to me is at the gym. And when I hear dudes in the stall taking a crap while talking on the phone it drives me up the wall. It is the combination of device addiction, bad manners, bad hygiene, and the utter obliviousness to right and wrong that gets me. So I make noises. Fart noises - loud, circus clown fart noises with my mouth - so that your wife or whomever is on the other end of that line with you will know without a doubt that you are in the crapper. A public crapper, talking on the phone.

Then a couple days ago I saw a dude freestyling at the urinal, taking a pee with both hands on his cellphone. It was not a proud moment.

 
Got a new one, this one has me confused.

Was just sitting in the large stall, bathroom is empty - someone comes in, goes into the little stall. I can see their feet, they stand, pee, flush and leave. Why did this person chose to come into the little stall and not go to the urinal? Is this something people do? 

 
Got a new one, this one has me confused.

Was just sitting in the large stall, bathroom is empty - someone comes in, goes into the little stall. I can see their feet, they stand, pee, flush and leave. Why did this person chose to come into the little stall and not go to the urinal? Is this something people do? 
There's a dude I work with who goes into a stall to sit down and pee.  People do weird things.

 
Got a new one, this one has me confused.

Was just sitting in the large stall, bathroom is empty - someone comes in, goes into the little stall. I can see their feet, they stand, pee, flush and leave. Why did this person chose to come into the little stall and not go to the urinal? Is this something people do? 
Some people have stage fright when potentially peeing in front of others. He was probably nervous someone else would walk in.

Or, if you have bad/no dividers between the urinals...tiny schlong. 

 
ChainsawU said:
The only place this thread applies to me is at the gym. And when I hear dudes in the stall taking a crap while talking on the phone it drives me up the wall. It is the combination of device addiction, bad manners, bad hygiene, and the utter obliviousness to right and wrong that gets me. So I make noises. Fart noises - loud, circus clown fart noises with my mouth - so that your wife or whomever is on the other end of that line with you will know without a doubt that you are in the crapper. A public crapper, talking on the phone.
Repeated flushing also works. :toilet:

 
Got a new one, this one has me confused.

Was just sitting in the large stall, bathroom is empty - someone comes in, goes into the little stall. I can see their feet, they stand, pee, flush and leave. Why did this person chose to come into the little stall and not go to the urinal? Is this something people do? 
This happens at my office.  Only thing I could chalk it up to is the fact that losers piss all over the floor at the urinals.  Maybe the guy doesn't want to stand in piss? 

Also, pissing all over the floor at the urinal is disgusting.  Hey morons, your shriveled little peanut is going to drip.  Get closer to the effing urinal. :coffee:

 
I was taking a leak the other day and had just gotten to the sink when another guy walked in. I could actually see him deviate from his original path once he noticed me in there, and he instead went to the other sink, washed his hands quickly (no soap), and left. Yeah pal, I'm sure you really needed to rinse off your hands from your disgusting job of typing on a laptop. $20 says he was back in there ####ting 5 minutes later. 
Guy today walked in just to grab a paper towel to blow his nose apparently.

(there are boxes of tissues all over the office)

 
Guy today walked in just to grab a paper towel to blow his nose apparently.

(there are boxes of tissues all over the office)
Probably one of those guys that has to poop in private and didn't want it to be "weird" by just coming in and leaving.  :oldunsure:

 
I went to the urinal the other day in my office and the stall door was closed.  I did my business and never heard anything from the stall.  Washed my hands and was leaving the bathroom when I heard a loud thunderous fart echo off the walls.  Just so happens a women was about to enter the bathroom directly accross so it was perfect timing.

 
Our office restrooms are a single rooms with a toilet and a sink, no stalls. One of my colleagues will wait outside the men's room until it's unoccupied. It's weird and uncomfortable because there are other restrooms in the building. But he insists on standing in the hallway until it's vacated.
A normal person will use another restroom or go to another floor or just go back to their desk and come back in 10 minutes. Not this guy, he'll stand there for as long as it takes.  :crazy:

 
was finishing up in the bathroom today and some dude runs in and plops down bare ### on the piss covered toilet seat.. I didn't even hear any urgent diarrhea explosions.. I guess some people don't build a nest??????

also whjatsup with the people who have their pants around their ankles when ####ting in public, theres crap and piss on that floor..

 
So, I started using a Squatty Potty at my house and now when I poop at work it have to poop twice.  Meaning, I do a poop and like 30 mins later I need to poop again.  Never happens when I poop at home.  I thought it would be pretty weird if I brought one to work and strolled down the hall with my Squatty Potty each time I need to poop because no way would I leave one in there.

 
Just pooped.  Middle stall.  Phone with me.  Don't judge me!

Instead, judge the weirdo that came in and peed at the urinal while muttering something to himself.  Weird.

 
Arizona Ron said:
So, I started using a Squatty Potty at my house and now when I poop at work it have to poop twice.  Meaning, I do a poop and like 30 mins later I need to poop again.  Never happens when I poop at home.  I thought it would be pretty weird if I brought one to work and strolled down the hall with my Squatty Potty each time I need to poop because no way would I leave one in there.
If you have those ceiling tiles that pop up and slide, just leave it up there. Problem solved.  

 

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