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BBW (1 Viewer)

Why?

  • I like what I like

    Votes: 52 30.1%
  • Trainwreck factor

    Votes: 11 6.4%
  • I answered no

    Votes: 110 63.6%

  • Total voters
    173
A single guy would be crazy not to have a couple fatties on speed dial. Hey baby, how about you buy us a couple of steaks, three bottles of wine, pop over after work and grill them medium rare, drink wine with me, suck it dry and leave because I've got an early appointment tomorrow? Also I need a ride to the airport this Friday. :lmao:

 
A single guy would be crazy not to have a couple fatties on speed dial. Hey baby, how about you buy us a couple of steaks, three bottles of wine, pop over after work and grill them medium rare, drink wine with me, suck it dry and leave because I've got an early appointment tomorrow? Also I need a ride to the airport this Friday. :lmao:
Don't forget pie. Last year I had one woman give me a pie to take home.

 
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.

Where did I go wrong?

 
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.

Where did I go wrong?
Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.

 
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?
Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.
I don't have a minivan.

 
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?
Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.
I don't have a minivan.
Downgrade to a single wide then maybe you can afford one.

 
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?
Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.
I don't have a minivan.
Downgrade to a single wide then maybe you can afford one.
I won't hear of it. I'm a FootballGuy.

 
Voted yes on the first part, but the second half of the poll is flaWed. Either that, or the first question needs further clarification.

BBW is ok, but not a preferance, making none of the 2nd question answers adequate.

 
Voted yes on the first part, but the second half of the poll is flaWed. Either that, or the first question needs further clarification.

BBW is ok, but not a preferance, making none of the 2nd question answers adequate.
We're going to keep it yes/no but thanks

 
No "drunk will bang anything option"? FTR, I have had my share of fatties, and will even click on a few pawg prontubes from time to time. However, my wife is the opposite. A fatty can be fun every once & a while, but it's not something you want on the reg.

 
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PAWG is better than a regular or skinny chick

BBW though? No.

Waist needs to go in, not out. And there can be no cottage cheese.

 

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