Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Help me understand this.
Don't forget pie. Last year I had one woman give me a pie to take home.A single guy would be crazy not to have a couple fatties on speed dial. Hey baby, how about you buy us a couple of steaks, three bottles of wine, pop over after work and grill them medium rare, drink wine with me, suck it dry and leave because I've got an early appointment tomorrow? Also I need a ride to the airport this Friday.![]()
You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
Where did I go wrong?
I don't have a minivan.Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
Downgrade to a single wide then maybe you can afford one.I don't have a minivan.Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
They're more likely to agree to anything.The big girls are more likely to agree to raw dog
So im down
I won't hear of it. I'm a FootballGuy.Downgrade to a single wide then maybe you can afford one.I don't have a minivan.Let's start with you bringing her back to your place.You get drunk, you spend all night putting yourself in holes and folds that you didn't know existed. Yu tell her to get out and you roll over, passing out. On the way out, she raids your fridge, carrying out whatever leftover chinese, cup o' noodles, Kraft mac n' cheese, and Little Debbies she can find. You're left the next morning having to restock the cabinets.Where did I go wrong?You're doing it wrong.The grocery bill?
Aint that the truthThey're more likely to agree to anything.The big girls are more likely to agree to raw dog
So im down
is this the thread where we pretend we dont bang fat chics?
Yeah, we know. You're the fat one in your relationship.is this the thread where we pretend we dont bang fat chics?![]()
We're going to keep it yes/no but thanksVoted yes on the first part, but the second half of the poll is flaWed. Either that, or the first question needs further clarification.
BBW is ok, but not a preferance, making none of the 2nd question answers adequate.
Lmao, I loved that line. Weezy ftw!I like my girls BBW
The type to suck you dry and eat some lunch with you
True. Love the pawgs.She isn't a bbw. More of a pawg.I like Siri
yeah.. can I change my vote now?beautifulokay I thought the second B stood for something else
Isn't this a black thing? You explain it to me.Help me understand this.
the 2nd BClifford said:Isn't this a black thing? You explain it to me.Help me understand this.
Drake.Quez said:Lmao, I loved that line. Weezy ftw!I like my girls BBW
The type to suck you dry and eat some lunch with you
So, who's your favorite? Siri, Alexis Texas, ???Had to look up pawg. You kids with your lingo these days
looking up pictures will have to wait til later. But if im being entirely honest, I much prefer my bigger backsides a little darker.So, who's your favorite? Siri, Alexis Texas, ???Had to look up pawg. You kids with your lingo these days
That's from a wayne song called "admit it" off his last mixtape.Drake.Quez said:Lmao, I loved that line. Weezy ftw!I like my girls BBW
The type to suck you dry and eat some lunch with you