Best Cheesy & Awful Movie One Liners (2 Viewers)

[Insein]

What are some of the best cheesy, awful one liners you remember from movies? We're talking classics like "Game over,man! GAME over!"

We can also include just awful. Watching the Rock and Nic Cage busts out: "Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh, let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song "Rocket Man"? Well, I only bring it up because it's you. You're the rocket man!"

 

[got_nugs]

Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Worst line from the worst movie.

 

[Insein]

"Here is Sub Zero. Now plain zero!"

 

[Michael Brown]

What are some of the best cheesy, awful one liners you remember from movies? We're talking classics like "Game over,man! GAME over!"

We can also include just awful. Watching the Rock and Nic Cage busts out: "Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh, let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song "Rocket Man"? Well, I only bring it up because it's you. You're the rocket man!"

Love The Rock, and some of the best quotes from any movie ever. But yeah that one always really bothered me. Awful.

 

[Aerial Assault]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

 

[Insein]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

So bad.

 

[Raider Nation]

"Don't wake my friend -- he's DEAD tired!"

 

[jhib]

"I am an F. B. I. Agent!!"

 

[pats3in4]

Arnold quotes should fill this up.

 

[pats3in4]

"If I can change... And you can change... Maybe everyone can change!"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

 

[Righetti]

"If I can change... And you can change... Maybe everyone can change!"

This

 

[Insein]

"She looks like......look at their faces, they all look the same." -kid in Volcano

 

[MikeIke]

I came here to kick some ### and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

You're the man now dawg

 

[Christo]

I came here to kick some ### and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

 

[bryhamm]

Let off some steam, Bennett

 

[belljr]

I used to #### guys like you in prison.

is the greatest line ever

 

[coyote5]

"Don't wake my friend -- he's DEAD tired!"

Come on this line is the opposite of worst

 

[Jeff Vader]

I came here to kick some ### and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

STOP. That line rules.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Let off some steam, Bennett

"Stick around."

 

[ATC1]

You complete me!

 

[Jeff Vader]

"Woah."

 

[B Maverick]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

So bad.

Not as bad as her delivery of "At least I've picked a side"

 

[Cyclones]

What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!

 

[parrot]

I came here to kick some ### and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ###, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[snogger]

Not so much a "line" but.. the final scene of Departed as the Rat runs across the Railing of the balcony..

 

[Timmay]

"Don't wake my friend -- he's DEAD tired!"

Come on this line is the opposite of worst

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Plan 9 from Outer Space: "It's murder. And somebody's responsible!"

 

[Joe Summer]

Arnold quotes should fill this up.

And Stallone.

 

[koby925]

I've entered this gem in similar threads before.

Ice T (Scotty) in New Jack City "I wanna shoot you so bad, my RICHARD's hard"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qi9OHb6f-I

 

[matuski]

Ever had your #### pushed in?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

You complete me

 

[McGarnicle]

Seemed cool at the time but pretty cheesy now.

How much is enough, Gordon? When does it all end? How many yachts can you water-ski behind? How much is enough?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!"

 

[Plorfu]

Mitch: You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.

 

[packersfan]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

So bad.

Somewhere Joss Whedon is weeping.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Arnold quotes should fill this up.

And Stallone.

Bruce Willis too.

 

[Sweet Love]

You're the man now dawg

To this day, I say this at least once a month in my Sean Connery voice...like white noise to my wife now.

 

[McGarnicle]

I watched the movie Knocked Up at my parents' house. I never would have picked the movie and would have turned it off after about 20 minutes because it sucked, but this exchange is probably the most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen.

BEN

You can’t believe...that people love

you? I love you, man! Debbie loves

you!

PETE

I don’t think I can accept her love.

There’s something wrong with me.

BEN

You can’t accept love?

PETE

I don’t know what it is.

BEN

Love? The most beautiful, shiny, warmy

thing in the world? You can’t accept

it?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Ugh. The worst. Especially since it's not even slightly true.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

Well it came from one of the biggest jokes of an actor/actress.

Halle Berry is simply terrible at whatever she does in a film (except get nekkid)

She has no ####ting business owning an Oscar

 

[McGarnicle]

Alien: "I come in PEACE!!"

Dolph Lundgren: "And you go in pieces, #######!"

 

[Mr. Mojo]

"I counted the lifeboats and there isn't enough".

(I groaned out loud in theater on that one)

 

[Sarnoff]

Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

 

[Christo]

Mitch: You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.

One-liners, not 13-liners.

 

[pantagrapher]

Let off some steam, Bennett.

 

[mquinnjr]

Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads.

Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flge_rw6RG0

I the BTTF Trilogy, seen it tens of times. But, some (read: many) of the one-liners are awesome in a cheesy sort of way.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Never touch another man's rhubarb