Best FF Team Names (1 Viewer)

[The Pittsburgh Kid]

I know we get these posts every year, but I think it is very important to have a good name for your fantasy football team. I remember some of last seasons big hits were "amish drive-by" and "najeh davenport's closet"...anyone have any interesting names they've thought up over the off-season?

 

[deacon14]

I'm gonna beat all the WSB'ers to the punch and throw Merrill's team name in: Scary Hatch.I think he was trying to reverse letters on hairy snatch and came up with that garbled mess.

 

[Prince Myshkin]

the Naked Bootleggers....

 

[Halvo]

Xplosive Bowels :wacko:

 

[chet_zesty]

Flopping Bodybags

 

[Sack-Religious]

My all-time favoriteThe Lewinsky Swallows

 

[TX-Bolt-Fan]

A buddy of mine with McNair on his team was thinking of changing his team name to something like: McNair's Gunslingers Steve's Shooters The Totin' TitansYou get the idea.TXBF

 

[Da Flyin Lion]

The Commish im my league had the best ever:CumGuzzlinGutterSlutz

 

[theToes]

I'm kind of partial to CamelToes.

 

[Pittsburgh P]

a buddy in my league has what i think to be the coolest team name this side of the artist formerly known as prince:*()*

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Multiple Scoregasm

 

[Tenacious D]

Muddy Helmets

 

[Big B]

Amish HitmenIdaho SpudsSweat-Hogs

 

[Domepatrol]

We have an "Eye-socket lovemakers", but we usually call them ESLM's.

 

[Beergogglz]

Team Moose Knuckle

 

[PhatHead]

My All-Time Favorite was from another owner in an ESPN League.Miss Kitty's Soft-Angora Sweater Wearing Debutants

 

[TheFanatic]

I really liked Defending Champs and Defending Champs AGAIN. Those were my team names in 2000 and 2001.....Just to rub it in on a daily basis who rocked the house the year prior....Alas, I had to use different names the last couple of years....

 

[tombonneau]

Oh man, I might have to steal The Naked Bootleggers. The naked bootleg is a running gag with me and my buddies. It stems from watching some Todd Christiansen commentated game, where TC kept going on and on about how this team should run a naked bootleg, and how its the best play in football. The guy has a raging HO for the naked bootleg. So now whenever we watch games inevitably one of us will say now is the time for the naked bootleg -- the greatest play in football. And god forbid someone actually runs a naked bootleg and scores, we go mental. A team name I was thinking of was the Cobra Kai Dojo. Everyone already loves to hate me, might as well give them more incentive.

 

[Marino's Legacy]

I'm kind of partial to Marino's Legacy myself, other than that stroke of genius, I haven't been too impressed.

 

[CanadianNFLJunkie]

lived in a city called Ajax, since moved, and I can't post my team name for fear that other owners in here might really know who I am, but my team name wasAjax Amazon-woman Abductors...aka AAA.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Amish HitmenIdaho SpudsSweat-Hogs

In all seriousness, the high school that I went to was nicknamed the "Spuds". Our mascot was awesome.

 

[The Cold Hard Truth]

Back several years ago, I was in a league that had many younger owners. One of these owners was about 18-19 and when he announced the name of his team, everyone just lost it...

Pillow Case Rapists.

:wacko:

People still chuckle about it. Needless to say, he changed his name eventually.

 

[C & C]

A team in one of my leagues is called:The Red Neck Yuppie Killers

 

[H.K.]

Two favorites from my league:

Keilbasas

F-Bombers

 

[Professor]

LOL, these are some funny names!

I usually like to get straight to the point, so last year when Randy had his charades with the traffic cop I changed my team name to

Moss is a Dumbf**k (uneditedof course)

Surprised I didn't get booted from the yahoo league for that one.

I also used Drunk Circus Midgets last year.

 

[H.K.]

Oops, forgot a good one:

#######' Sharks with Laser Beams

 

[Patsfan2722]

Deeez Nuts I used it every year and I up the version number as I gotthis year will beDeez Nuts v.06

 

[Insane Jets Fan]

RAGING WOMBATS

 

[Insane Jets Fan]

SALMON PEA WIGGLES

 

[Tony Jabroni]

******DISCLAIMER****** We have an African-American league-mate in my hometown redraft league. His team name EVERY year:The Knee GrowsCracks us up every time.

 

[Deuce'sWild]

******DISCLAIMER****** We have an African-American league-mate in my hometown redraft league. His team name EVERY year:The Knee GrowsCracks us up every time.

My fav...good stuff

 

[Cane]

A guy joined my league a few years ago and couldn't come up with a name. His team was promptly dubbed the Guzzling Sea Men.

 

[Hinezer]

Just some of the names of former and current teams in the leagues I commish:43rd Street Spleen LadiesPlanet Gaz Starship TroopersPark Rapids En Fuego ProbesThong BoyzSD Pocket GophersField StreakersTowel BoyzSomalia SlimmiesThe People's TeamTijuana OverdogsTheisman's Broken LegAmish Rake FightDelinquent BridesmaidsGumby's HenchmenOrganized ChaosJah-Jah WarriorsWhirling Dervishes

 

[Turf Toe killed Me]

When I was in high school a friend of mine always named his team, The NADS. he would proceed to start the chant..Lets GO NADS! Let's GO NADS!Dumb ###...but pretty funny at the time.

 

[DOVCommish]

A few of may favs over the last few years (not all mine):Hemorroid RageAngry ### Gas CompanyShaved PosseCunnilingus Con QuesoCam Crankus and His Carnival of Coitus

 

[Megatron]

Amish Mafia

 

[Loomba]

The Regina Monologues

 

[LivinNsc]

Welcome To The Woodshed

 

[blkgolf23]

Oakland Funk........foe life!

 

[sonofbigfoot77]

Paper Street Soap CompanyThe Newkie BrownsTimmy!Highlights from the league I commish:The Jefferson County Job SquadThe St. Petersburg Yard GnomesThe Bellevue BiffsThe Baden-Baden BlutkindsThe Tallahassee Dob-dobs (my team, long story behind what a Dob-dob is if anyone wants to hear it )

 

[PickleWeasel Fan Club]

Grade A. Eggs. Referencing the size of hits nuts.

 

[air-fryar]

Amish Mafia

Poser

 

[Rob Zarzycki]

Dayton's Dr. Doodle's Travelling Medicine Show, it's a team from my WCOFF '02 league.

 

[David Dodds]

I have played using the following names:The Flaming French Liberals of 1842JFKFCMemphis Muttonchops

 

[dallas428b]

she-f#@&ed-meit was a take off of he hate me...the guy had just gone through a divorce

 

[Shark]

The Fayette County Penitentiary All-Stars

This guy in my redraft league took all players that had some sort of criminal record.... The fun part is as he drafts them he reads off their criminal records.... if you want to try this check out www.cracksmoker.com

Here is what his team looked like last year.....

RB1 Ahman Green - domestic violence

RB2 Travis Henry - pleaded guilty in 2001 to sexual misconduct with 15 year old

RB3 Michael Bennett - Unlawful use of telephone (threatened ex-girlfriend).

WR1 Randy Moss - obvious

WR2 Plaxico Burress - arrested for public intoxication in Virginia 5/02

WR3 Laverneus Coles - involved in Florida State incident with Peter Warrick getting clothes for next to nothing

WR4 Eric Moulds - contempt of court for delaying child support payment

FC - Joey Galloway - hotel brawl involving over 100 people in Ohio

FC - Terry Glenn - DUI, assualt on the mother of his 5 year old son, intimidating a witness

TE - Byron Chamberlin - 3rd degree assualt on his wife.

QB2 - Kerry Collins - DUI

QB1 - Brian Griese - DUI

IDP

Ty Law - busted with Ecstasy

Ray Lewis - body guards stab a guy to death in Atlanta

He even drafted a coach - John Gruden - DUI 1998

 

[Twilight]

The Fayette County Penitentiary All-Stars

This guy in my redraft league took all players that had some sort of criminal record.... The fun part is as he drafts them he reads off their criminal records.... if you want to try this check out www.cracksmoker.com

QB2 - Kerry Collins - DUI

QB1 - Brian Griese - DUI

Well, he now can upgrade his QB's with McNair.

 

[dolfanatic]

Hit The Hole sometimes conveniently shortened to Hit The Ho'

 

[roadkill1292]

White RhinosMorning ThunderPuddles of Love

 

[gobosox]

Sharkeater's