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Did anyone else catch the "mic'd up" segment after the Willie Parker touchdown when Bettis was telling Willie, before the touchdown, that he's never going to beat that corner to the edge, and that he needs to sucker the corner to go outside, then cut it up inside?

Beautiful

 
Did anyone else catch the "mic'd up" segment after the Willie Parker touchdown when Bettis was telling Willie, before the touchdown, that he's never going to beat that corner to the edge, and that he needs to sucker the corner to go outside, then cut it up inside?

Beautiful
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Yeah, I saw it, but that tip had absolutely nothing to do with the TD play. Bettis was referring to plays that are designed to go outside. When he said cut it up inside, he didn't mean the middle of the field, he meant instead of trying to stretch a sweep play to the sideline, Parker should cut upfield INSIDE of the CB, but still outside the tackles. The TD run was a designed counter, and was sprung by a beautiful block by Faneca (sp?)

 
Did anyone else catch the "mic'd up" segment after the Willie Parker touchdown when Bettis was telling Willie, before the touchdown, that he's never going to beat that corner to the edge, and that he needs to sucker the corner to go outside, then cut it up inside?

Beautiful
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Wow, a lot of Chuck Norris references popped into my head when I read this.
 
Congress is in the process of passing a bill to clone Jerome Bettis for military purposes. They want his genes, particularly because Jerome Bettis' eyes offer nightvision and 3x zoom capabilities.

 
Jerome Bettis does not buy his beef in the store. No, he goes into a pasture and starts eating a cow alive while it is grazing.

 
Jerome Bettis knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.

 
Archival footage for the Steelers' first four Super Bowl wins is actually taken from home videos shot by Mamma Bettis of baby Jerome's infancy.

 
Jerome Bettis owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

 
If you burn one of Jerome Bettis' beard hairs and inhale the fumes you get high for 103 years, or one year for every touchdown he scored in his career.

 
The Bus is not actually lubricated with oil. They use Jerome Bettis' ear wax instead. It never has to be changed or filtered.

 
Along with his black Steelers uniform, Jerome Bettis often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

 
On every short yardage rushing play, Jerome Bettis breaks the ethereal plane. No review is necessary and it cannot be overturned.

 
No not true, he did go outside, and then cut it inside. Check it out on reply slow motion.
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No, he didn't. He took a step to his left, then took the handoff, and cut back (or countered) back to his right, following Fanaca's (sp?) block and cut up through the middle of the field. It was a designed counter play, not a Parker improvisation.
 
If you rearrange the letters in "Jerome Bettis", they also spell Obese Jet Trim", which refers to his deceptively large size, his awesome speed, and what he gets a lot of.

 
Some people eat pepperoni on their pizza. Some people have canadian bacon. Jerome Bettis usually has Cleveland.

 
Jerome Bettis does not have to see a doctor if his erection lasts longer than four hours. That's because Viagra is just "a drop in the bucket" to Jerome Bettis.

 
The original script for the movie Zoolander had Jerome Bettis playing the role of Derek Zoolander. When filming the "Magnum" scene, the look that Bettis gave exploded the hearts of all humans in attendance. Owen Wilson was the only survivor. That's why his nose is so screwed up.

 
If you rearrange the letters in "Jerome Bettis", they also spell Obese Jet Trim", which refers to his deceptively large size, his awesome speed, and what he gets a lot of.
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Now this is sig material. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
The league does not test Jerome Bettis for steroids. They test the other players for Jerome Bettis.

EDIT - BTW, Jerome Bettis is too corrosive to be used in Whizzinators.

 
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The Greeks only put one man in the legendary Trojan Horse. You know who he was... and he knows you know.

 
They originally filmed the helicoptor scene in the Twilight Zone movie with Jerome Bettis. After they repaired the helicoptor, they substituted Vic Morrow.

 
Jerome Bettis sued Greyhound for the trademark term "Bus". Greyhound settled out of court.

 
The league moved the goal posts back in the mid-70's to reduce repair costs from Jerome Bettis damaging them.

 
As a young child Jerome Bettis and his school yard friends enjoyed an occasional game of "Hungry Hungry Hippo", with real Hippopotamuses.

 
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