Beyonce (1 Viewer)

[Duk]

Otis, why do you hate black people?

 

[LHUCKS]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

 

[Otis]

The most exciting play in sports...the inside the park home run!

Honestly, that isn't a guy?

No no no, not dude in the tuxedo in the background. I'm talking about the insanely sexy girl with big cleavage in the foreground. The one that looks nothing like a guy. That one.

Being a Boy 101: cleavage is when they're pillowy and pressed together, not when they're spread aapart and dangling like my He-man figurine.

 

[Otis]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

Seriously. If I'm looking for a teammate in a leg press contest or armwrestling competition, I'm all over this she-man.

 

[General Malaise]

I would snort her ashy.

 

[Otis]

Otis' ideal

XThis is a gorgeous woman.

HTH

not a big fan. she's way too skinny and has a mouse face.

set up the poll.

We may have to. Each side gets to select their two best pics of their girl and put those in the poll, to be fair. Otherwise I can find pics of your gal looking like Daryl Strawberry and mine looking like a supermodel, and this whole thing won't be fair (or, conversely, you could find the one bad pick of Keira looking to skinny and the one pic of Beyonce looking like she didn't stuff a sock down her pants).

 

[Michael Brown]

The most exciting play in sports...the inside the park home run!

Honestly, that isn't a guy?

No no no, not dude in the tuxedo in the background. I'm talking about the insanely sexy girl with big cleavage in the foreground. The one that looks nothing like a guy. That one.

Being a Boy 101: cleavage is when they're pillowy and pressed together, not when they're spread aapart and dangling like my He-man figurine.

Sooooooo, not cleavage then?Definition of cleavage 101, according to Dictionary.com: the area between a woman's breasts, esp. when revealed by a low-cut neckline. So if cleavage is the area between, then how is it when they're pressed together?

And you know He-Man was gay, right?

 

[Duk]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

 

[LHUCKS]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

I like to look good for the ladies when I head out.(If you're referring to the New Year's pic)I'd have you in a headlock, licking carpet in about 10 seconds.

 

[Duk]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

I'd have you in a headlock, licking carpet in about 10 seconds.

wow licking carpet huh that sounds bout how I would have expected it to

 

[bakes]

Otis' ideal

XThis is a gorgeous woman.

HTH

Or she will be when she grows up. Otis, GB, let me help you out here... women have these things called "hips" and, ideally, a perfectly heart shaped thing called a "keester." And above those, two mammalian protuberances called "breasts" that don't sit there like a couple of Mallomars staples to a board, but naturally kind of hang a little to each side, ideally looking at the sun as it sets over the nearby hill (as opposed to examiming the toes for jam).

Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out the "Beyonce lack of cleavage" argument in relation to "Keira is hot" when Keira only has cleavage when wearing an Elvira wonderbra. Put one of those on Beyonce and you'll find she has a perfect hands-free place to hold her Nutty Buddy.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

I like to look good for the ladies when I head out.(If you're referring to the New Year's pic)I'd have you in a headlock, licking carpet in about 10 seconds.

Carpet munching between the two nominees would be much hotter.

 

[Duk]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

I like to look good for the ladies when I head out.(If you're referring to the New Year's pic)I'd have you in a headlock, licking carpet in about 10 seconds.

Carpet munching between the two nominees would be much hotter.

 

[mr. furley]

Any girl who has bigger thighs than me is not on my hit list...and I weigh a buck ninety, 6'1"

but you look so small and fruity

I like to look good for the ladies when I head out.(If you're referring to the New Year's pic)I'd have you in a headlock, licking carpet in about 10 seconds.

Opie vs. MMA fightermy money's on the MMA fighter

 

[mr. furley]

Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out the "Beyonce lack of cleavage" argument in relation to "Keira is hot" when Keira only has cleavage when wearing an Elvira wonderbra. Put one of those on Beyonce and you'll find she has a perfect hands-free place to hold her Nutty Buddy.

 

[The Z Machine]

There's something fantastic about the totally disjointed ### she has going on.

Gotta love the braids and sunglasses outfit she has on in that video. DAMN!

 

[Otis]

Put one of those on Beyonce and you'll find she has a perfect hands-free place to hold her Nutty Buddy.

Maybe she could just ease up on the candy bars. Then this thing might be a debate.

 

[Klecko HOF]

flawless

The Gay

Now we know why he hasn't gotten laid in over a year.umpingOtisStock:

And here I am thinking it had something to do with the athlete's foot on his hands...

 

[Limp Ditka]

Adding Fuel To The Fire

 

[Otis]

exactly

 

[mr. furley]

well, she's disgusting. that seals it. what a fat pig.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Her face definitely looks better from some angles than others.

Her body looks outstanding from all angles.

 

[PC Load Letter]

GB the bodypainting shots.

 

[Otis]

Complete listing of sports illustrated swimsuit models who are far more attractive than Beyonce but got screwed out of the cover page.

 

[Otis]

I never wanted so badly to be a horse.

 

[Otis]

I deserved the cover. In fact, any one of us deserved it. Other than Beyonce.

This is outrageous.

 

[dickey moe]

Whatever dude. Beyonce is hot. BELIEVE IT!

 

[PC Load Letter]

Are these the same two women?

Part of the reason why I hated the SI cover is that it makes Beyonce look like she has bushy manbrows, a huge flat nose, fake blue/green eyes and a pointed chin... but the woman standing next to the life size cover is much, much prettier. The only thing they have in common is the same earrings.

I think that old coot with the giant sunglasses who you'd always see in the 'Behind the Scenes of the SI Swimsuit Issue' special finally fell off her rocker and picked a horrible pic for the cover.

But, I'd still take Jennifer Love Hewitt over.

 

[HoTnickZ]

Although if you wanted to go with another route like the cosmetic surgery, deflating boob or the fake hair.. you might be more convincing. Then again who doesn't have some bad pictures out there, other than Jessica Alba.

 

[wraith5]

Are these the same two women?

Part of the reason why I hated the SI cover is that it makes Beyonce look like she has bushy manbrows, a huge flat nose, fake blue/green eyes and a pointed chin... but the woman standing next to the life size cover is much, much prettier. The only thing they have in common is the same earrings.

I think that old coot with the giant sunglasses who you'd always see in the 'Behind the Scenes of the SI Swimsuit Issue' special finally fell off her rocker and picked a horrible pic for the cover.

But, I'd still take Jennifer Love Hewitt over.

The Hep A makes her look much, much better.

 

[Chadstroma]

I do not think she would break my top 10 but she sure is perty and has a great body. What is there not to like? I guess you wouldnt like her if you were 1) Racist 2) Gay 3) Liked Kate Moss looking sticks.

 

[bakes]

I never wanted so badly to be a horse.

They had to photograph it from that angle - otherwise the horse's excitement would be strikingly apparent.

 

[scoobygang]

I admire Otis' courage. It takes a big man to admit you like John Mayer and don't like Beyonce.

I'd just like to formally welcome you to the ranks of those of us who play gay on the internet. I'll have Shining Path select your avatar.

 

[Klecko HOF]

I admire Otis' courage. It takes a big man to admit you like John Mayer and don't like Beyonce.I'd just like to formally welcome you to the ranks of those of us who play gay on the internet. I'll have Shining Path select your avatar.

 

[Otis]

Are these the same two women?

Part of the reason why I hated the SI cover is that it makes Beyonce look like she has bushy manbrows, a huge flat nose, fake blue/green eyes and a pointed chin... but the woman standing next to the life size cover is much, much prettier. The only thing they have in common is the same earrings.

I think that old coot with the giant sunglasses who you'd always see in the 'Behind the Scenes of the SI Swimsuit Issue' special finally fell off her rocker and picked a horrible pic for the cover.

But, I'd still take Jennifer Love Hewitt over.

The woman on the right is not that attractive. I'm sorry.

 

[Irish]

I never wanted so badly to be a horse.

Because the horse is white?

 

[mr. furley]

she looks positively magnificent in that new Master Card commercial. just absurdly hot.

 

[mr. furley]

I'd hit it, in a pinch...

 

[Slingblade]

Rihanna owns Beyonce in hottness.

Even with the fivehead.

 

[Afro Samurai]

She is so hot it makes me want to cry.

She is the only chick my wife would allow me to get it on with if I ever had the chance.

 

[mr. furley]

Rihanna owns Beyonce in hottness.Even with the fivehead.

oooh.. tough call here. i'd have to see them nekkid side by side to make a choice.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I admire Otis' courage. It takes a big man to admit you like John Mayer and don't like Beyonce.I'd just like to formally welcome you to the ranks of those of us who play gay on the internet. I'll have Shining Path select your avatar.

God, really.

 

[Capn Crunch]

Rihanna owns Beyonce in hottness.Even with the fivehead.

oooh.. tough call here. i'd have to feel them nekkid side by side to make a choice.

Fixed.Kids these days...

 

[blake]

she looks positively magnificent in that new Master Card commercial. just absurdly hot.

####, why am i agreeing with mr. furley so much these days?

 

[mr. furley]

she looks positively magnificent in that new Master Card commercial. just absurdly hot.

####, why am i agreeing with mr. furley so much these days?

 

[cocoagirl]

 

[blake]

she looks positively magnificent in that new Master Card commercial. just absurdly hot.

####, why am i agreeing with mr. furley so much these days?

 

[Wingnut]

99 problems but my a## ain't one:

http://i.imgur.com/6ofJsqr.jpg

 

[Wayne Kenof]

what do you mean, she is so hawt..

 

[Michael Brown]

Jesus. Either beyonce is on steroids, or that's Vince Neil in drag