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Bigfoot body found (2 Viewers)

"Do you think these guys would have traveled this far and put their reputations on the line if this wasn't true?"

Of course.

 
jafo said:
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.
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My running partner was talking about this today. I laughed and asked if she was making this stuff up. Apparently she wasn't and I officially feel like an idiot..... :lmao:
 
Awesome DNA evidence. They're handing out a report that says one sample was contaminated and couldn't be tested, and one came back possum, but that's only because they took the sample from his intestine and the test is just showing what he ate.

 
I love this quote: "U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve spokesman Tom Mackenzie said officers also are not taking the claim seriously and will not investigate Bigfoot because it not a federal priority."

Not a priority for the Feds??? WTF??

 
the rover said:
Awesome DNA evidence. They're handing out a report that says one sample was contaminated and couldn't be tested, and one came back possum, but that's only because they took the sample from his intestine and the test is just showing what he ate.
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Behold the power of Science!!
 
Osaurus said:
I love this quote: "U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve spokesman Tom Mackenzie said officers also are not taking the claim seriously and will not investigate Bigfoot because it not a federal priority." Not a priority for the Feds??? WTF??
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"It's not on endangered species on any list that we've got," Mackenzie said. ;)
 
the rover said:
Awesome DNA evidence. They're handing out a report that says one sample was contaminated and couldn't be tested, and one came back possum, but that's only because they took the sample from his intestine and the test is just showing what he ate.
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Actually they said of the 3 samples that 1 was inconclusive, 1 was human, and another was possum.
 
Did I hear one of the guys was filling the freezer with water because he did not KNOW just putting something in it will freeze it? As if he thought it had be surrounded with ice?

If hes legit hes a moron.

 
Knocks said:
Did I hear one of the guys was filling the freezer with water because he did not KNOW just putting something in it will freeze it? As if he thought it had be surrounded with ice?

If hes legit hes a moron.
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Give him a break, it was a frost free freezer.
 
the rover said:
Awesome DNA evidence. They're handing out a report that says one sample was contaminated and couldn't be tested, and one came back possum, but that's only because they took the sample from his intestine and the test is just showing what he ate.
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Wait, what who ate?
 
don't any of the fine reporters that went to that press conference have access to a scanner so they can put the new fake photo evidence online?

 
It's a shame that DNA evidence is so hard to collect off of Bigfoot. I mean, how does one go about finding a hair sample anyway? ;)

 
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