"Blazing Saddles" (2 Viewers)

[Raider Nation]

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[Chaka]

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

 

[clampino]

It's a classic

 

[Chaka]

Awwwww...Mongo straight!

 

[Bojang0301]

The sheriff's a DONG!

What did he say?

I think he said the sheriff is nearer.

 

[LoveMuscle]

'scuse me while I whip this out ...

 

[Socrates11]

Do that voodoo that you do so well

 

[zamboni]

'scuse me while I whip this out ...

 

[Shrek]

"Land, land, land........see Snatch."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

 

[wadegarrett]

"Hey, where the white women at?"

 

[DaVinci]

"They said you was hung!"

They was right.

 

[Bogeys]

Let's play chess.

 

[Bogeys]

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

 

[tipsy mcstagger]

Somebody go back and get us a @#$%load of dimes.

 

[DaVinci]

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Ditto

 

[Chaka]

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

[Uncle Humuna]

:countbasie:

 

[Shrek]

Sounds like steam escaping...

 

[Gigantomachia]

Excuse me sir, but I believe he said nig-gar.

To tell a family secret my grandmother was Dutch.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ###-kickers, ####-kickers and Methodists.

 

[higgins]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ######s!

 

[Chaka]

...we don't want the IRISH!!!

 

[boilerdave]

Somebody go back and get us a @#$%load of dimes.

 

[ODoyleRules]

I didn't get a hur-rumph out of you

 

[Shrek]

I didn't get a hur-rumph out of you

Harumph!

 

[Sabertooth]

You watch your ###.

 

[Bogeys]

I didn't get a hur-rumph out of you

Harumph!

Watch your ###

 

[Serenity Now]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

 

[Bogeys]

Well, don't just sit there, looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain. How about a little applause for the Waco Kid.

 

[Chaka]

Why do I always get a warped one?

 

[fsword]

Baby. I'm not from Havana.

 

[Sabertooth]

I got a letter addressed to the Deputy Spade.

 

[Chaka]

Think of your secretary.

 

[Bogeys]

Watch! me! ######s!

 

[saintsfan]

Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a lovely morning???

Up yours ######

 

[ODoyleRules]

Olson Johnson is right!

 

[Chaka]

You said rape twice.

I like rape.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Blücher!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

 

[DaVinci]

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

 

[Uncle Humuna]

Now how can you argue with that.

 

[Gr00vus]

Send wire main office tell them I said 'Ow'. Gotcha.

 

[Bogeys]

I get no kick, from champagne......

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all......

 

[Sabertooth]

Oh, I don't know....

Play Chess? Screw?

Let's play chess.

 

[Uncle Humuna]

Meeting adjourned

Oh, I'm sorry

I didn't mean to overstep my bounds

You say that.

What?

Meeting is adjourned

It is?

No, you say that governor

What?

Meeting is adjourned

It is?

Here, play with this.

 

[swidman]

Blücher!

Wrong movie.

 

[Gr00vus]

Hello boys - get a good night's sleep? I MISSED you!

 

[Raider Nation]

Oh, I don't know....Play Chess? Screw?Let's play chess.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Blücher!

Wrong movie.