Blueprint Juice Diet (2 Viewers)

[Ilov80s]

I like shovelling snow. It only takes me about 45 minutes or so but I enjoy it.

Right, I live on a corner, so the sidewalk is pretty lengthy, but it is my favorite outdoor choir.

You sing while you're shovelling?

No, why do you ask?

 

[proninja]

I like shovelling snow. It only takes me about 45 minutes or so but I enjoy it.

Right, I live on a corner, so the sidewalk is pretty lengthy, but it is my favorite outdoor choir.

You sing while you're shovelling?

No, why do you ask?

Re-read what he replied to

 

[Ilov80s]

I like shovelling snow. It only takes me about 45 minutes or so but I enjoy it.

Right, I live on a corner, so the sidewalk is pretty lengthy, but it is my favorite outdoor choir.

You sing while you're shovelling?

No, why do you ask?

Re-read what he replied to

I actually listen to music on my iPhone.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Snowmageddon should be a great calorie burning opportunity.

My wife just told me she is calling in a "snow removal service." This is the first time we've had major snow since we've been in this town. She got the number from her friend. Apparently it's all the rage. I told her it is a waste and that I could do it and she sort of rolled her eyes and started dialing.

Wow, that hurts, You live on some kind of compound or estate?

Neither, but we do have a pretty big and steep-hilled driveway, and a long flight of steps up to the front door. It would be a pain in the bawls to shovel I'm certain.

Some people get heart attacks shoveling snow. It's safer to call snow removal service until Otis has his weight under control.

 

[Otis]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

 

[urbanhack]

Snowmageddon should be a great calorie burning opportunity.

My wife just told me she is calling in a "snow removal service." This is the first time we've had major snow since we've been in this town. She got the number from her friend. Apparently it's all the rage. I told her it is a waste and that I could do it and she sort of rolled her eyes and started dialing.

Wow, that hurts, You live on some kind of compound or estate?

Neither, but we do have a pretty big and steep-hilled driveway, and a long flight of steps up to the front door. It would be a pain in the bawls to shovel I'm certain.

Just do it.

 

[proninja]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

If you're going to drink, red wine is your healthiest option

 

[DrJ]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

If you're going to drink, red wine is your healthiest option

If you don't mind looking like a girl, or course I think that went out the window with cleansing juice diet.

 

[phrozen]

I dropped 2 oz in 36 seconds last night. Suckers.

woz?

 

[urbanhack]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

LET'S GET BOMBED

 

[proninja]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

If you're going to drink, red wine is your healthiest option

If you don't mind looking like a girl, or course I think that went out the window with cleansing juice diet.

If you're the type of sensitive flower that is that worried about what other people think of your beverage choice, I suppose that would be a factor in your decision making.

 

[Otis]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

LET'S GET BOMBED

Totally game .

 

[Otis]

Is this seriously the thread where we question a dude's masculinity for drinking red wine?What about for having good taste, and liking hot women? We rip on that in here too?Freaks. Skinny people are nuts. I may wanna stay fat.

 

[DrJ]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

If you're going to drink, red wine is your healthiest option

If you don't mind looking like a girl, or course I think that went out the window with cleansing juice diet.

If you're the type of sensitive flower that is that worried about what other people think of your beverage choice, I suppose that would be a factor in your decision making.

I take it you drink a lot of wine. NTTAWWT.

 

[proninja]

Wife and i got pretty lit up today for cheat day. The red wine is flowin. Back on it tomorrow.

If you're going to drink, red wine is your healthiest option

If you don't mind looking like a girl, or course I think that went out the window with cleansing juice diet.

If you're the type of sensitive flower that is that worried about what other people think of your beverage choice, I suppose that would be a factor in your decision making.

I take it you drink a lot of wine. NTTAWWT.

Enjoy your chicken mcnuggets, Cletus

 

[Righetti]

I think we need a picture update of Otis' scale

 

[jamny]

Is this seriously the thread where we question a dude's masculinity for drinking red wine?What about for having good taste, and liking hot women? We rip on that in here too?Freaks. Skinny people are nuts. I may wanna stay fat.

 

[Ilov80s]

Is this seriously the thread where we question a dude's masculinity for drinking red wine?What about for having good taste, and liking hot women? We rip on that in here too?Freaks. Skinny people are nuts. I may wanna stay fat.

Red wine is great and plenty manly. A bottle of White Zin, then we have an issue. A nice Cab or Malbec, that's legit.

 

[jamny]

Is this seriously the thread where we question a dude's masculinity for drinking red wine?What about for having good taste, and liking hot women? We rip on that in here too?Freaks. Skinny people are nuts. I may wanna stay fat.

Red wine is great and plenty manly. A bottle of White Zin, then we have an issue. A nice Cab or Malbec, that's legit.

I find Sauvignon Blanc to be a good measuring stick

 

[DrJ]

Is this seriously the thread where we question a dude's masculinity for drinking red wine?

What about for having good taste, and liking hot women? We rip on that in here too?

Freaks. Skinny people are nuts. I may wanna stay fat.

Red wine is great and plenty manly. A bottle of White Zin, then we have an issue. A nice Cab or Malbec, that's legit.

Sure. That's why Otis needs to keep making sure he's all specific. No guys, it's the red wine.It's cool Otis, you have boobs anyways. Might as well play the part.

 

[bigbottom]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

 

[proninja]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

 

[bigbottom]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

Like Otis' wife, I have a spouse who is into girly things.

 

[Sarnoff]

Day 3 is the "cheat day"?

 

[Ilov80s]

Day 3 is the "cheat day"?

This diet is a sure fire winner.

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

Like Otis' wife, I have a spouse who is into girly things.

Otis's wife has a spouse who is into girly things?

 

[bigbottom]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

Like Otis' wife, I have a spouse who is into girly things.

Otis's wife has a spouse who is into girly things?

I know. It's a little unsettling. That said, my wife has a spouse who sings homoerotic tributes to football players. So there's that.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

Day 3 is the "cheat day"?

well, the first 3 hrs he was fasting, so that counts extra

 

[proninja]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

Like Otis' wife, I have a spouse who is into girly things.

Otis's wife has a spouse who is into girly things?

I know. It's a little unsettling. That said, my wife has a spouse who sings awesome homoerotic tributes to football players. So there's that.

fixed

 

[bigbottom]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

Like Otis' wife, I have a spouse who is into girly things.

Otis's wife has a spouse who is into girly things?

I know. It's a little unsettling. That said, my wife has a spouse who sings awesome homoerotic tributes to football players. So there's that.

fixed

 

[Otis]

I have to say that the collection of threads on fad diets and amazing cookies did read a bit like a Pinterest board.

How do you know what a Pinterest board is like?

OWNED

 

[Otis]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

I offered a while back but was rudely rejected.

 

[Otis]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

I offered a while back but was rudely rejected.

You still owe me one American dollar.

 

[James Daulton]

Just walked around named in front of wifey. She was admiring. This will soon be you Oats.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

Just walked around named in front of wifey. She was admiring. This will soon be you Oats.

big deal -- I was named when I was a baby

 

[James Daulton]

Nothing better than being named.

 

[ProBowler88]

Hope you learned not to waste your money on this crap anymore. The only weight you lose is water weight. Could've used that money on some real healthy food.

 

[moleculo]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

let's just say I'm not comfortable wagering on anything I have no way to verify. There is no way to know that you aren't holding a dozen helium balloons during weigh-ins.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

I offered a while back but was rudely rejected.

You still owe me one American dollar.

The bet was for a weigh in on New Year's Day and at the end of the year. It's OFF after you spent all of January stuffing your face And soaking up juice to tip the scale.

 

[BassNBrew]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

Oats loses 20 lbs by Memorial Day. Weighs 10+ pounds over his Memorial Day weight by Super Bowl Monday next year.

I'll go a buck on this.

 

[Otis]

Lots of trash talking, nobody ponying up loot. This reminds me a bit of the election thread, though at least there superstuds such as Tommyboy at least had the kahunas to step up.

Oats loses 20 lbs by Memorial Day. Weighs 10+ pounds over his Memorial Day weight by Super Bowl Monday next year.

I'll go a buck on this.

Done.Anyone else want this action?

 

[Raider Nation]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

 

[GoBirds]

$75 a day That's absurd sounds like a horrible waste of $

Agreed. You can get a pretty good juicer for like $150 or something. I've often contemplated this when I sometimes think "man, I really should probably add some fruits and vegetables to my diet, how can I do this without actually eating them?"

If you mean "how can I add them so I don't really get anything out of these fruits and vegetables but a liquid mess?" Then certainly buy a juicer. The reality is you just don't get the benefit that you would eating them normally.

Get the Nutribullet......got one a month ago it is awesome and keeps all nutrients in and easy to clean.

 

[Otis]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

Still on the wagon. Somehow my weight was up 3lbs on today's weigh-in. My wife says it's the sodium in the bowl of turkey chili I ate yesterday that retained some water. But I've got a pretty reliable thing going now, and I'm certain that if I just keep doing what I've been doing there will be lots of folks here with egg on face.

 

[Raider Nation]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

Still on the wagon. Somehow my weight was up 3lbs on today's weigh-in. My wife says it's the sodium in the bowl of turkey chili I ate yesterday that retained some water. But I've got a pretty reliable thing going now, and I'm certain that if I just keep doing what I've been doing there will be lots of folks here with egg on face.

Need cliffs please. Don't feel like browsing through 10 pages.I see in the OP that the juice was just a 3-day thing. So what does this "reliable thing" entail, exactly?

 

[Otis]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

Still on the wagon. Somehow my weight was up 3lbs on today's weigh-in. My wife says it's the sodium in the bowl of turkey chili I ate yesterday that retained some water. But I've got a pretty reliable thing going now, and I'm certain that if I just keep doing what I've been doing there will be lots of folks here with egg on face.

Need cliffs please. Don't feel like browsing through 10 pages.I see in the OP that the juice was just a 3-day thing. So what does this "reliable thing" entail, exactly?

Owning #####es.

 

[Garrett]

Anyone ever do this thing? You basically drink nothing but fruit juice for three days. The downside is it tastes terrible, and it's expensive. The upside is it's great for lazy people like Otis.

Don't worry, I'll keep you posted.

You will love it.

 

[Raider Nation]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

Still on the wagon. Somehow my weight was up 3lbs on today's weigh-in. My wife says it's the sodium in the bowl of turkey chili I ate yesterday that retained some water. But I've got a pretty reliable thing going now, and I'm certain that if I just keep doing what I've been doing there will be lots of folks here with egg on face.

Need cliffs please. Don't feel like browsing through 10 pages.I see in the OP that the juice was just a 3-day thing. So what does this "reliable thing" entail, exactly?

Owning #####es.

Sounds like you've thought this out.

 

[12punch]

How's this going, Oats? Two large pizzas and a stick of butter for dinner tonight?

Still on the wagon. Somehow my weight was up 3lbs on today's weigh-in. My wife says it's the sodium in the bowl of turkey chili I ate yesterday that retained some water. But I've got a pretty reliable thing going now, and I'm certain that if I just keep doing what I've been doing there will be lots of folks here with egg on face.

Just as long as you aren't licking it off