Bodies found in suitcases (1 Viewer)

[Brony]

Two bodies found in suitcases along road near Lake Geneva

Highway workers cutting grass outside Lake Geneva, Wis. this week came across two suitcases in tall weeds in a ditch, moved them to the side of the road, and kept on working.

About an hour or so later, someone called police to complain about the suitcases, still sitting along North Como Road just east of County Road H.

When officers arrived around 3 p.m. Thursday, they made a gruesome discovery: A body in each suitcase, according to the Town of Geneva Police Department.

Law enforcement agencies in the area are reviewing missing persons reports, and police said they hope autopsies later today will help identify the bodies.

Police said in a statement that residents "can rest assured that this is an isolated incident and the crime did not occur where the bodies were located." They did not elaborate.

I thought this was a lost art.

 

[Koya]

Suitcases don't kill people...

 

[Parrothead]

ban travel

 

[butcher boy]

Wouldn't happen if everyone had a suitcase.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

I find it very hard to believe that these mowers picked up suitcases containing bodies, didn't wonder why they were so heavy, and just moved them out of the way. You know they looked in there and were like "Yeah. I'm letting someone else deal with that."

 

[Brony]

I find it very hard to believe that these mowers picked up suitcases containing bodies, didn't wonder why they were so heavy, and just moved them out of the way. You know they looked in there and were like "Yeah. I'm letting someone else deal with that."

I would have been like "HEY, free suitcases!!!"

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

come on guys, be cool. that's somebody's luggage.

 

[Abraham]

I find it very hard to believe that these mowers picked up suitcases containing bodies, didn't wonder why they were so heavy, and just moved them out of the way. You know they looked in there and were like "Yeah. I'm letting someone else deal with that."

Perfectly said. "I'm just going to leave this 150 pound Samsonite sitting here nearly on the side of the road while I continue mowing..."

 

[mr roboto]

With the proximity to Chicago I'd say mob hit.

 

[Annyong]

A guy from work just went to Lake Geneva for a bachelor party this weekend. He weighs like 300lbs so I doubt he's in one if those.

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife can't get three days' worth of outfits in a suitcase, and these people can fit an entire human being in one.

 

[skol asylum]

Looks like we have the plot for the next season of Fargo.

 

[Kal El]

My wife can't get three days' worth of outfits in a suitcase, and these people can fit an entire human being in one.

They are champions at Tetris.

 

[Mr.Pack]

About 30 mins from me.

I didn't see anything

 

[KingPrawn]

My wife can't get three days' worth of outfits in a suitcase, and these people can fit an entire human being in one.

Did she try cutting up the outfits?

 

[Sarnoff]

Have they ruled out suicide?

 

[Flying V]

I find it very hard to believe that these mowers picked up suitcases containing bodies, didn't wonder why they were so heavy, and just moved them out of the way. You know they looked in there and were like "Yeah. I'm letting someone else deal with that."

Perfectly said. "I'm just going to leave this 150 pound Samsonite sitting here nearly on the side of the road while I continue mowing..."

So one of the bodies was from Samson, Alabama?

 

[Insein]

Have they ruled out suicide?

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[3C's]

####### Delta lost my bags again! ####!

 

[gianmarco]

Samsonite! I was WAY off.

 

[Insein]

Samsonite! I was WAY off.

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Rohn Jambo]

A guy from work just went to Lake Geneva for a bachelor party this weekend. He weighs like 300lbs so I doubt he's in one if those.

Yeah, but he might have the bodies hidden in his belly button before the transfer to suitcases.

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/06/06/police-315-pound-man-hid-40-bags-of-heroin-in-belly-button/

 

[Johnny Rock]

Two bodies found in suitcases along road near Lake Geneva

Police said in a statement that residents "can rest assured that this is an isolated incident and the crime did not occur where the bodies were located." They did not elaborate.

I thought this was a lost art.

Great Police Chief Wiggins investigative work here. Isolated incident and the crime didn't happen in the ditch so no need to worry. It's an open and shut case.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Two bodies found in suitcases along road near Lake Geneva

Highway workers cutting grass outside Lake Geneva, Wis. this week came across two suitcases in tall weeds in a ditch, moved them to the side of the road, and kept on working.

About an hour or so later, someone called police to complain about the suitcases, still sitting along North Como Road just east of County Road H.

When officers arrived around 3 p.m. Thursday, they made a gruesome discovery: A body in each suitcase, according to the Town of Geneva Police Department.

Law enforcement agencies in the area are reviewing missing persons reports, and police said they hope autopsies later today will help identify the bodies.

Police said in a statement that residents "can rest assured that this is an isolated incident and the crime did not occur where the bodies were located." They did not elaborate.

I thought this was a lost art.

Crack detective work. Do they carry bullets?

 

[Ned]

I find it very hard to believe that these mowers picked up suitcases containing bodies, didn't wonder why they were so heavy, and just moved them out of the way. You know they looked in there and were like "Yeah. I'm letting someone else deal with that."

Perfectly said. "I'm just going to leave this 150 pound Samsonite sitting here nearly on the side of the road while I continue mowing..."

I guess you guys don't know many state workers.

 

[The Ref]

Wonder how it smelled?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Packers training camp?

 

[gianmarco]

Frequent dier program.

 

[johnnycakes]

My wife can't get three days' worth of outfits in a suitcase, and these people can fit an entire human being in one.

It's all in how everything gets folded.