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Bowling is better than soccer. (1 Viewer)
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SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
Parrothead
Footballguy
can't #### a soccer ball, so I agree.
NewlyRetired
Footballguy
#1_Fan_Of_Earl_Anthony should be checking in any time soon
Why does it matter if they use two hands? They could kick the ball down the lane for all I care.
And Belmonte is a monster....best bowler over the past couple of years.
rikishiboy
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rikishiboy
Footballguy
Classic...well played.
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The pins look like klansmen.
It matters because bowling used to stand for something. It was one of the fundamental arts of manliness, alongside grilling and stashing Playboys in the back of your closet where you could convince your wife your son would never look. It was about beer, and smoke, and musty tri-color shoes and spray disinfectant. It was the one thing we could convince ourselves we had in common with paragons of manliness like Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, and Mark Roth.
Then this guy shows up and starts throwing the ball like our daughters while rolling 901 series. It's just too much to take. It was bad enough when Amleto Monacelli started wearing headbands and feathering his hair. But this? Just too much to take.
Celph Titled
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The Gator
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Norman Paperman
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msommer
Footballguy
Blasphemy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Are there any pro bowlers that just throw it straight?
NewlyRetired
Footballguy
I bet if we ran a poll, 98% of the people would choose bowling. We should get FantasyFraud to set up the poll, he is really good at those.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
soccer ...ew.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
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STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
What isn't?
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Not that I am aware of. There is an advantage to having the ball hooking into the pocket.
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. did not throw a big hook.
ETA: Many/most throw a straight spare ball.
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The Gator
Footballguy
your face
SmoovySmoov
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Reaper
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Do bowlers ever take their shirts off after a strike?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Earl Anthony > Pele
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A soccer player would lay on the lane after every shot like he was dying. Bowlers are real athletes.
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
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Let me know the first time this happens in a soccer game.
My post about bowlers being real athletes was shtick.
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
Ned
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Reaper
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SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
Leroy Hoard
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When the movie 300 first came out I at first thought it was about bowling.Celph Titled said:
Instead it was about a bunch of guys with their shirts off.
17seconds
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Bowling is set to explode as a major sport in this country. Look at all the "kids bowl all summer for one low price" promotions. There is a huge swell of youth interest. And don't judge it only by how the PBA does, oh no. You are forgetting about the French expats who are watching Federation Internationale des Qulleurs events on satellite.
Celph Titled
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Lutherman2112
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Bowling? 
"Jim, what do you think he's going to do this time?"
"Well, Stan, I think he is going to roll the ball down the lane and try to knock all those pins down."
Soooooo much drama.
"Jim, what do you think he's going to do this time?"
"Well, Stan, I think he is going to roll the ball down the lane and try to knock all those pins down."
Soooooo much drama.
